128mb CompactFlash Memory Card
For a digital camera. Like new. What do you have?
Well, let’s see here. I’ve got one of them there newfangled push-button phones, an Atari Jaguar, and a machine that can play both cassettes AND 8-tracks!
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YSaC, Vol. 217: A symphony of plaid.
HIDEABED COUCH
com in git dis couch pleeze
oh, and itz got a bed in it
it be on da sidewawk at 1702 Lincoln ave
com git b4 it gitz wet
oh, and it workz
All right, it is no longer cool or “1337” to substitute a “z” for an “s”. This makes it official.
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YSaC, Vol. 216: But not cerise. Nobody uses cerise.
Just in case you thought the last French Preventional entry was a fluke (which, I have to admit, I did!), here’s evidence to the contrary:
French prevential 5 Drawer Chest-of-drawers / real wood – $35
Five drawer,french prevential,real wood,chest-of-drawers.Needs a little TLC. Asking 35.00. If interested, please call [xxx-xxx-xxxx]. Please see piture.
At least they didn’t put “
Mauve footstool – $20
Mauve material, with brass button studs, wood legs. French preventional style.
Those French Preventionists loved mauve. They weren’t afraid of color, like those French Prudentialists. The Prudentialists were all about being prim and proper and monochromatic — they were prudish with their colors, if you will. The Preventionists? They loved color. Mauve, puce, chartreuse, magenta, burnt umber — they used ’em all.
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YSaC, Vol. 215: Who is Chester, and what is he doing in my lingerie?
Variations on a theme:
Antique Dresser and Chester Drawer – $500
Moving must sell our antique dresser and chester drawer set. Purchased 20 years ago in an antique shop in very good condition.
I’m not sure what the condition of the antique store has to do with it, but all right then. Surely this must be an isolated mistake, right?
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YSaC, Vol. 214: It’s a good thing the bear wasn’t German.
Perfect last min. V-day present (BRAND NEW AND STILL IN BOX) – $30
Vermont Teddy Bear. BRAND NEW AND STILL IN BOX!! Its a cream colored bear with bow tie w a heart in the middle that says “Ti Amo” (that is I love You in French just in case you didnt know) If you were to buy one off the net it would cost more than $50. So if you are still needing a Valentines Day present I have you covered, SHE WILL LOVE IT!!!! You can reach me at xxx-xxx-xxxx or by email.
That must be how you say I love you in French Prudential, since (as we’ve recently learned), French Prudential furniture is made by a guy named Al Italian.
Sorry this is a little late to help those of you who were struggling to find gifts. I tried to help you, I really did. I’m sure that a “French”-speaking bear with severed hands would have been exactly the thing you needed.
Edited to add: Some sleuthing by Courtney reveals that the suck-o-meter goes up to 11 on this one. Apparently the tag doesn’t even say “Ti amo” — it says “¡Te amo!” … which, of course, isn’t French either — it’s “I love you” in Spanish. So somewhere between looking at the bear (presumably sitting in front of her) and typing it in, the poster got the actual words AND the language wrong.
Sent in by Lecia — thanks!
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YSaC, Vol. 213: I always thought that rye was a bully bread.
one female american bull dog and one male pit bull both bleach white (sav free to good home)
We are getting our house torn down unfortunitly and have 4 dogs 2 we are trying to keep atleast but 2 definitly have to go wich out of my husband and I would be my 2 and no apt is going to let us have 4 dogs let alone a bully bread I have pic of the 2 dogs imgiving away free to good homes the male (adonis) is death and is always at the vet for something and stays under weight no matter how much I feed him but the vet says he’s pretty healthy so that’s a plus just the non hearing part sucks cause u have to use your hands with him he recodnizes the shake of a finger as no and he will imidiatly stop what he’s doing if he sees u doing it you mite look like a mom talking to a 2 year old but hey it works my white female bulldog I got as a rescue I found an ad for a lost dog and kept walking by it for months so I called it and thhey gave her to me I got her as a companion for adonis and her name is apollo and she is fully trained sits paws talks rolls over these are both very long dogs not really huge in weight 50 to 60 pounds I will be conducting interviews with a good friend of mine at perferably your place if anyone can help or is the least bit intrestedd please call or ttext or email asapxxxxxxxxxx she is fixed he isnt
The male is Death? Does that mean I have to beat it at chess? Can we make it best two out of three in Connect Four instead? Everybody knows that pit bulls are terrible at Connect Four.
Okay, that’s it, I’m starting a tag for “punctuationally challenged”.
Submitted by Kati — thanks!