Category: general

  • YSaC, Vol. CXCIII

    Brand NEW Playtex Tampons for sale – $6


    I have a BRAND NEW, UNOPENED box of Playtex Tampons for $6. It is a box of 36 Playtex Tampons Super Plus protection. I brought and now, I am pregnant. I don’t need them anymore. E-mail if interested!!! I am willing to travel all over [location]!!

    Do you think she realizes that she’s going to need those again in about nine months?

  • YSaC, Vol. CLXXVII

    Tahiti Sam Parrot Statue – $200


    Tahiti Sam is about 2 feet tall and looks like he belongs in the enchanted Tiki room at Disneyland. He’s very authentic looking and in very good shape. He would be great to set up in your Tahitian style bar or patio. Very tropical looking. He weighs around 20lbs.

    Sorry, I just redecorated in early tropical monkey, and this would just clash. Unless it sings Jimmy Buffett songs on an endless loop, in which case it would be really, really cool.* Like the Billy Big Mouth Bass.

    *By “cool”, I mean “annoying”.

  • YSaC, Vol. CLXXI

    shitzu – $200


    selling an 8 month old shitzu pup.
    shes very friendly and loving.
    shes very good with kids. shes black and white.
    was born on april 1st 2008.

    im asking $200

    you can reach me at xxx xxx-xxxx
    names ivan

    keywords:: mastiff,saint bernard,rottweiler,husky,labrador,jack russell terrier,reptiles,snakes,monitors,pets,cars,b16,b18,type r,gsr,ls,zc,integra,civic,crx,accord,rsx,tl,k20,h22,infinity,ford,chevy,dodge,chrysler,pioneer,kenwood,alpine,

    “Shitzu”? Really? You know, I think there should be a spelling test for prospective dog owners. Can you spell the name of the breed you’re adopting? No? Then no dog for you.

    That’s quite the keyword list for a “shitzu”. I wonder how many people start off looking for a Saint Bernard and end up buying a Shih Tzu instead because it popped up in their keyword search. Probably about as many as start off looking for Chryslers or Kenwoods, I suppose.

    Keyword spammers deserve to die. As do people who post ads selling animals on Craigslist.

    (In a rare moment of seriousness for me: I’m disturbed by the number of people who are already selling the animals they got for Christmas because they “just can’t take care of them anymore”. Seriously — don’t advertise that you can’t take care of an animal for more than five days and then insist that it go to a “good home”. That’s just stupid and wrong. Grrrrr.)

  • YSaC, Vol. CLXVII

    $50 Pier 1 Gift Card – more than 40% off! – $30


    $55 Pier 1 gift card. We don’t shop here and got it for our wedding. Will trade for an equal value card to somewhere else or sell for $35 or best offer. Cash pick up [location].

    This must be the result of that “new math” I’ve been hearing so much about.

    Happy New Year, everyone!

  • YSaC, Vol. CLXI

    Jack Russell Terrior Male 2 yrs all shots, full bred, papers


    This is Stewie! He is an adorable Jack russell terrior who needs a loving home! He would be a great christmas gift! Sadly we have to move and can not take him with us. πŸ™ He needs a yard and lots of love! Please only respond if your serious! Christmas is nearing and thats when we move! xxxxxxx88@yahoo.com

    Thanks!

    161

    Apparently “lots of love” = alcohol. At least they didn’t insist on someone responsible. Maybe they should insist on someone who can spell terrier, though.

  • YSaC, Vol. CLIII

    Gutter Cleaner – Gutter Fixer — Stop all roof leaks – $75


    I clean gutters and I repair Gutters. I fix leaks in Roofs . New roofs installed.

    Lic and Ins – 20 years Exp

    Call for a free estimate – xxx-xxx-xxxx . Prices start at $75.00

    Roof! Roof!

    Frankly, I’m surprised he can make it up the ladder.