YSaC, Vol. CLIII

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Gutter Cleaner – Gutter Fixer — Stop all roof leaks – $75


I clean gutters and I repair Gutters. I fix leaks in Roofs . New roofs installed.

Lic and Ins – 20 years Exp

Call for a free estimate – xxx-xxx-xxxx . Prices start at $75.00

Roof! Roof!

Frankly, I’m surprised he can make it up the ladder.

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55 responses to “YSaC, Vol. CLIII”

  1. Andrea Avatar

    He/She doesn’t look old enough to have 20 years of experience to me. I think that might be a stretch.

  2. Olson Avatar
    Olson

    I think it’s dog years, Andrea. You never know with these “ruffers” though….could be a scam.

    Plus, i guess his nose looks like that because he slides down the ladder so often. It’s all flat from his face smacking the ladder rungs.

  3. leftyfro Avatar

    I do not want to know the ingredients he uses for patching a hole in the roof.

  4. Jess Avatar

    hey! i like the new layout! very nice 🙂

  5. Ca"Birthday Girl" mille Avatar
    Ca”Birthday Girl” mille

    Woofer woofer woofer!

      1. Grampdaddy Avatar
        Grampdaddy

        Happy Birthday to Ca”Cutest Puppy/Bear Ever”mille and to Trin”A Pearl Among Swine”ket.

        Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!

    1. ghostcat Avatar

      Happy Birthday, Tiny Bear Dog!

      :gives Camille a juicy steak:

    2. Windy "All Night Long" rose Avatar
      Windy “All Night Long” rose

      You say it’s your Birthday! Woof Woof Arf!

    3. Sister "I'll be in the corner..." Lyle Avatar

      *passes coffee cake* Happy “Day You Popped Out of Your Mom’s Hoo-Haa!”

    4. Angel Avatar
      Angel

      Happy birthday!

    5. kelli Avatar

      Hippy Bathday or somesuch

      1. CapnMac Avatar
        CapnMac

        *** shudders at thought of patchouli soap ***

        1. kelli Avatar

          I hate the smell of patchouli. It gives me an instant headache. Sadly, this means I cannot shop in some of the more interesting shops on 4th Avenue here.

    6. Artsy Computer Geek Avatar
      Artsy Computer Geek

      Happy Birthday. Coffee slices and cake in the Snark Lounge!!

    7. LimeLolly Avatar
      LimeLolly

      Happy Birthday!

    8. Trinket Avatar
      Trinket

      Happy Birthday to you (and to me too)!

      1. SisterLyle Avatar

        Double Birthday Madness! Happy Birthday, Trink

        1. Trinket Avatar
          Trinket

          I’ve really never understood why more people don’t have their birthdays on June 25th because it really is the best birthday ever. It’s exactly 6 months from Christmas, you see, so I never have to wait more than half a year for my next present-receiving day. Very convenient. Unless you don’t celebrate Christmas. Then it doesn’t really matter, does it? But I know people who DO celebrate Christmas and yet still have their birthdays in January or some other silly month. Why would you be born then? Then you have to wait another ELEVEN MONTHS for more presents. Some people just have no foresight.

        2. LimeLolly Avatar
          LimeLolly

          Still…Happy Birthday. May your presents not suck and be covered in bees!

        3. Camille Avatar
          Camille

          Thanks for the well-wishing, all!

          Trinket, that is exactly what I’ve always said about June 25th. Is it your birthday too? Happy happy!

        4. SilvaNoir Avatar
          SilvaNoir

          I always felt bad for the people who have their birthdays in December or January, especially if it’s close enough that their family decides to combine the gift-giving into one day.

          Having a Spring birthday is not too bad, but I envied those with Summer birthday who could have pool parties.

          Oh, and happy birthdays (plural!)

    9. CapnMac Avatar
      CapnMac

      happy birthdays all around, then!

    10. Zia "I'll be the athiest in your foxho- corner" Heart Avatar
      Zia “I’ll be the athiest in your foxho- corner” Heart

      Happy Birthday!

  6. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar

    Sparky obviously uploaded the wrong pic and didn’t check. Roofing is something that only the bigger breeds can do.

    1. kelli Avatar

      That’s sizest Dave (and/or ferrets). We vertically challenged individuals are just as capable as any full sized creature.

      1. CapnMac Avatar
        CapnMac

        That’s “differently dimensioned” you, you, verticalist <G>

    2. HamCan Avatar

      Big deal, my dog is house trained too.

      1. CapnMac Avatar
        CapnMac

        Walks with a cane, is rude to interns and residents and patients alike?

  7. kelli Avatar

    This seems perfectly logical to me. Afterall, I have a tabby cat do my taxes, an arachnid does my nails, and a small goat does my lawn care. Why wouldn’t I have such a serious dog clean my gutters and repair my roof? Do you think he can repair the hole the woodpecker left when he installed my satellite dish?

    1. ghostcat Avatar

      I’ve been leery of hiring from ads off of CraigsList ever since that ferret botched the tile job in my bathroom. Had to get a gopher to come out and fix it and it ended up costing three times what I was quoted.

      1. Camille Avatar
        Camille

        Silly ghostie, you should have hired a rep-tile. Everyone knows snakes are best for bathroom jobs.

        1. kelli Avatar

          And wolves are best for blo….I’ll just go to the corner.

        2. Trinket Avatar
          Trinket

          Actually snakes never go into bathrooms because everyone knows that snakes live in mortal fear of… tile.

        3. C "All Your Sunshine Are Belong To Us" J Avatar
          C “All Your Sunshine Are Belong To Us” J

          Oh, Trinket!! I heart you for quoting one of my FAVORITE movies of all time!!

  8. Windy "Working OverTime" rose Avatar
    Windy “Working OverTime” rose

    Of course he has a license, but has he had all his shots?

  9. Sister Lyle Avatar

    This is what happens when the people of Narnia finally get the internet.

  10. LimeLolly Avatar
    LimeLolly

    This is one of those hard-working breeds. I hope he charges at kibble rates and not prime steak.

    1. SisterLyle Avatar

      LL! You’ve turned into a geometric pink blob!

    2. Artsy Computer Geek Avatar
      Artsy Computer Geek

      Interesting new look LL — I hope this doesn’t mean that you got run over and all we are seeing are innards.

      1. LimeLolly Avatar
        LimeLolly

        I was trying for a Goth look and got the wrong outfit.

        1. Artsy Computer Geek Avatar
          Artsy Computer Geek

          That’s good to know.

  11. Trinket Avatar
    Trinket

    Awww! Does da widdle doggie wanna come fix my woof? Innie so cute! You tink you a widdle wepairman, do you? Aww, bless!

  12. Trinket Avatar
    Trinket

    One thing that I think we have now established is that dogs type much better than chickens. And his spelling is WAY better than most cats with internet access.
    In fact, if this guy can do such a nifty job at posting a craigslist ad, I’m willing to believe he could also mend a roof.

    1. Artsy Computer Geek Avatar
      Artsy Computer Geek

      Did you ever read “Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type”? I think that establishes cows as the best typists.

      1. Trinket Avatar
        Trinket

        Oh my gosh I love that book!

  13. HamCan Avatar

    Lic and Ins

    Because he can?

    1. LimeLolly Avatar
      LimeLolly

      Because he cleans all the gutters!!

      : grabs bottle of water and heads for the corner :

    2. SilvaNoir Avatar
      SilvaNoir

      Yes, as a dog owner I can confirm that dogs do that whenever they feel like it.

      Dog: Oh, I see you have company. Let me sit in the middle of the floor and lick my butt. And now I’ll walk over to you to lick your hand

      Me: Oh no you don’t, dog!

  14. Windy "Working OverTime" rose Avatar
    Windy “Working OverTime” rose

    *wheedling voice* Trinket, why don’t you come to Facebook and see us sometime?

    1. Trinket Avatar
      Trinket

      Because I live in China. Have you not heard of the Great Firewall of China? But I’m leaving soon so maybe in a few weeks I can join the facebook party…

      1. Windrose Avatar
        Windrose

        Okay, as long as you have a good reason. Just thought since you can come on here, Facebook would also be do-able. 8)

  15. Windy "Working OverTime" rose Avatar
    Windy “Working OverTime” rose

    Well, Mindee, here’s yet another Punchtiy Punch Punch under your belt. Er. Moving right along.

    G’Night, House of Orange!

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