2 FREE MASSAGES FOR IPOD TOUCH!!!
IM A MASSAGE THERAPIST LOOKING TO TRADE 2 MASSAGES FOR AN IPOD TOUCH..xxx-xxx xxxx
(actual photo)
Too bad she wasn’t trading the massages for an apostrophe. Looks like she could use one of those as well. What do you think is the going rate for apostrophes these days? I’d settle for a foot massage. She owes me two of them for the previous sentences alone.
That’s it, I’m starting a euphemism tag.
Yuck. I want to shower just looking at that ad. And take penicillin.
she’s a little skanky looking, but at least she’s pretty…it could be worse…much MUCH worse…
Yeah, but, but… the tongue!
I just got herpes from looking at that photo.
@Jess:
I agree… but the person in the picture is most likely not the person who posted it…
This is the crud that really makes me mad. I’m a professional massage therapist and this particular “euphemism” really doesn’t do any favors for my industry. I still say they just need to make prostitution legal so they can just say “I’m a hooker” instead of calling themselves “massage therapists.”
The title makes it sound like she wants to give your iPod touch a massage, twice.
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