YSaC, Vol. CLV

2008 December 20
by drmk

wedding set – $125


I have a 10 k wedding set for sale…..what you see is what you get….little small but very attractive set……if interested contact xxxxxxxxx@aol.com….thanks

Oh, you’re right, that’s lovely. I particularly like the way the … um … or maybe it’s the … hmmm.

I’m actually half-convinced that this person posted a picture of their cervix. I can’t figure out what else this could possibly be.

54 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 December 20
    Olson permalink

    “What you see is what you get”??????
    Oh yeah…I’m definitely in the market for a $125 blob with a shiny spot in the middle.

    Adores: 4
  2. 2008 December 20
    Mandee permalink

    It does look suspiciously like an ultra sound picture! I don’t want that!!

    Adores: 2
  3. 2008 December 21

    How can they sell their lovely wedding event horizon? Is nothing sacred?

    Adores: 5
  4. 2009 January 1

    Oh god. The cervix comment did it. LMAO

    Adores: 7
  5. 2009 January 5
    Sev permalink

    OMG, I think I just sprayed water out my nose. I should know better than to drink while reading this blog…

    Adores: 1
  6. 2009 February 24
    some blonde chick permalink

    That is CLEARLY the eye of a rabid squirrel!

    Adores: 1
  7. 2009 April 7
    Greg permalink

    Its an owl eye. And its a metaphor for love. Duh.

    Adores: 0
  8. 2009 April 11
    El Kev permalink

    Actually, it kind of looks like a radar image of a hurricane.

    Adores: 1
  9. 2009 December 16
    Shane-For-Wax permalink

    I know what it is! It’s the Loch Ness Monster’s eyeball!

    Adores: 1
  10. 2011 May 29

    You mean I can buy the Face on Mars for only $125? That will look splendid next to my water feature. Sparky can use the money to buy a decent camera.

    Adores: 5
  11. 2011 May 29

    Poor Bigfoot. I guess things didn’t work out with the Easter Bunny and now she has to sell her rings on CL.

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 May 30
      Lara permalink

      Nessy has been seen hawking her necklaces at pawn shops. It’s just too hard to be a mythical and seldom seen creature in this recession. I mean Bigfoot has to by custom shoes and don’t even bring up the hair care, and Nessy needs extra long turtle necks which don’t come cheap. Nessy also needs to stop watching QVC. I don’t blame either of them for turning to CL, it’s hard when you still need to be blurry and need to sell something. CL should have been created specifically for this.

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 May 30

        BTW, a bedazzled cervix kind of sounds cool. My Mom is a labor and delivery nurse and over the years she has seen many interesting tattoos and piercings but she has never seen a bedazzled cervix. It’s a new trend I think. You go in to deliver a baby and are suddenly dazzled by the bedazzledness.

        * I meant this comment to be further down in response to ghostcat. D’oh!

        **Derp

        Adores: 1
  12. 2011 May 29
    LimeLolly permalink

    I’m with drmk. It looks like the cervix of an alien. This is obviously 1 of the 10 k, being born.

    :shudder:

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 May 29

      Aliens have bedazzled cervixes?

      I don’t recall that fun fact in my Paranoid Conspiracies newsletter. Must be saving it for the swimsuit issue.

      Adores: 8
      • 2011 May 30

        The article about bedazzled cervixes was next to Bat Boy’s appearance with Newt Gingrich who looks, as we have established, like a shaved bear.

        Adores: 1
    • 2011 May 29
      Artsy Computer Geek permalink

      I thought it was an alien. I thought I saw that picture on the front of the Weekly Weird News at the grocery store.

      Adores: 2
    • 2011 May 29
      Artsy Computer Geek permalink

      LL and DRMK – how do you know what the cervix of an alien looks like?

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 May 29
        LimeLolly permalink

        I once had to midwife a pregnant Venusian. In my other life, of course. I was able to recall my other life, thanks to the help of the psychic that came to live with me.

        Adores: 3
      • 2011 May 29
        CapnMac permalink

        How would they know? Perhaps they’ve been to a US Post Office.

        Adores: 0
      • 2011 May 29
        CapnMac permalink

        [anatomical corey]
        Oh, and in Latin, “cervix” means “neck.”

        Which is why the vertebrae between skull and thorax are referred to as “cervical.” There are other, less, uhm, critical, cervicis in human anatomy.

        Which is why, when requesting emergent medical services, it is very important to include more information beyond “[patient] has an unresolved cervical spasm! Please Hurry!!”

        (That, and “isthmus” is an inconvenient term to conjugate.)
        [/corey]

        Adores: 1
  13. 2011 May 29

    FOCUS NOT ON FIRE!

    Adores: 2
  14. 2011 May 29
    Windrose permalink

    I think that I will never see
    Aliens who have VD.
    Because my chance to take a shot
    Is gone and and that’s the best I got.

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 May 30

      Love the new owl, Windrose. It looks sleep and possibly a little slow.

      Adores: 0
  15. 2011 May 29

    Just as a note, this is what the world looks like to me before I put my contacts in.

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 May 29

      That’s pretty much what the world looks like to me when I’m sans spectacles. Maybe a little less sparkly.

      Adores: 5
      • 2011 May 29
        Windrose permalink

        This is when I wear my computer glasses away from the computer.

        Adores: 0
        • 2011 May 29

          Owl! You’ve crossed over to my side. Welcome, Sister.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 May 29

          Who?

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 May 30
          Windrose permalink

          High Five, Sis!

          Adores: 0
  16. 2011 May 29

    This actually looks like the shark eye photo in “Jaws 2”.

    Meh. I am all snarked out from Friday.

    And I’m guessing “little small” means barely visible to the naked eye.

    Kelli, over to you.

    Adores: 2
  17. 2011 May 29
    David:) permalink

    So… I can get a unknown specie’s eye for 250 bucks? What a bargain, you would have to pay so much more for some illegal poaching to get an eye!

    Adores: 1
  18. 2011 May 29
    CapnMac permalink

    Well, fruminous bandersnatch! Ny adores have gone all inconsistent again. And that after snicker-snee clearing cache and melfious restarting.

    Oh well, to drmk’s joyous 1.001 10E3, a hearty “3eb”!

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 May 29
      Angel permalink

      Anyone else remember the band named “Frumious Bandersnatch”? I was just a wee l’il girl when my uncle played their album when I was visiting him but they really made an impression. Some of the members went on to be in the SMB. Ah… the 60’s. And Lewis Carroll. That’s a combo made in heaven.

      Adores: 2
  19. 2011 May 29
    Flip permalink

    Citizen Kane: “Rosebud”

    Adores: 0
  20. 2011 May 29
    Jen permalink

    All I can see is a tiny, cranky-looking piggie. I think this is a sign that I need to go back to bed. Silly work, wanting me to stay vertical…

    Adores: 0
  21. 2011 May 29
    Jen permalink

    Also, I am impressed that Sparky has notched up 10,000 weddings. Even Liz Taylor only managed eight. Maybe Sparky is one of those people who find that the body begins to smell romance wears off after the first month of married life.

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 May 29
      Windrose permalink

      I heard stories about sheep stations, Jen. Are you thinking the ewe didn’t care for the ring, so the marriage was off?

      Adores: 0
      • 2011 May 29
        Jen permalink

        Well, it’s hard to keep the ‘spark’ alive when you’ve roasted your new bride with potatoes, kumara and pumpkin. Mmm, wedded bliss…

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 May 30
          Windrose permalink

          Thanks, I needed that! LOL

          Adores: 0
  22. 2011 May 29
    Ziaheart permalink

    It’s a mirror! With flash! When I’m not wearing my glasses! *puts on glasses* Hmm. Still looks the same. The lenses must be dirty. *goes to clean it*

    Adores: 0
  23. 2011 May 29
    SilvaNoir permalink

    I think I can buy a blur for cheaper than that.

    Adores: 1
    • 2011 May 29
      SilvaNoir permalink

      No, wait, I know what it is. It’s an extreme closeup of the hideous silver foil wallpaper with orange butterflies I ripped off the walls of the pink tile bathroom in my new place today.
      (it was seriously the world’s ugliest wallpaper)

      Adores: 0
      • 2011 May 30

        Actually I kind of want that for an art project. I don’t suppose you still have it sitting around do you? I’m not kidding, I would totally want that.

        Adores: 0
        • 2011 May 30
          SilvaNoir permalink

          Well the trash pickup hasn’t come around, so its in one of the bags. I can check. It would be ripped-up scraps though.

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 May 30

          That would be perfect actually. I am so tired. I wouldn’t ask for a whole bunch of it but a piece would be awesome. We can figure out how to connect in the forums, ok? Maybe FB if you are on it

          I am rapidly losing coherency so we can figure it out tomorrow or something.

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 May 30

          On second thought, let it go with the trash man. I have enough things squirreled away for art projects and if it is as ugly as you say than I probably don’t want it.

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 May 30
          SilvaNoir permalink

          Well I took some photos of it before I ripped it all off the wall so I can have a before and after when I’m done remodeling. When I get around to posting the photos, I’ll give you a link

          Adores: 0
  24. 2011 May 30

    what you see is what you get

    This would be a great deal if I was blind!

    Adores: 0
  25. 2011 May 30

    little small but very attractive set

    It is strangely attractive. Kind of like those pictures where you have to cross your eyes to see the hidden picture. I suddenly feel like doing it’s bidding.

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 May 30
      Windrose permalink

      *pushes Lara out of the way and pulls the curtains over the Hypno Blob*

      You just need a little sleep, you’ll be good in the morning. You will send 10 pounds of finest bird seed to Windrose.

      Adores: 3
  26. 2011 May 30
    Windrose permalink

    Mindfield, I can’t imagine you are celebrating Memorial Day, although you are one of the best neighbors the US ever had. Punchity Punch Punch even though you didn’t show up to get it in person.

    G’Night, All the ships at sea.

    Adores: 2

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