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YSaC, Vol. CLXI

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Jack Russell Terrior Male 2 yrs all shots, full bred, papers

This is Stewie! He is an adorable Jack russell terrior who needs a loving home! He would be a great christmas gift! Sadly we have to move and can not take him with us. 🙁 He needs a yard and lots of love! Please only respond if your serious! Christmas is nearing and thats when we move! xxxxxxx88@yahoo.com

Thanks!

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Apparently “lots of love” = alcohol. At least they didn’t insist on someone responsible. Maybe they should insist on someone who can spell terrier, though.

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8 responses to “YSaC, Vol. CLXI”

  1. Olson Avatar
    Olson

    I really, REALLY want to be able to say “Hey…it COULD be a root beer bottle”…but looking at the guy in the pic I think we all know better. It’s a gorgeous dog, though!!

  2. Andrea Avatar
    Andrea

    I learned how much my beagle liked beer when she punctured a beer can with her teeth and started catching the spray in her mouth. We thought she couldn’t get into it b/c the can wasn’t open. Little did we know how resourceful she was. We don’t usually give it to her on purpose, though, even though she could usually use something to mellow her out.

  3. Mandee Avatar
    Mandee

    Poor Stewie!! I would take him in a minute if I knew where to find him! What is with people?!?

  4. Maria Avatar
    Maria

    I love this blog.

  5. MM Avatar
    MM

    I think he meant “terror.” Which would still be misspelled.

    1. Isaac Avatar
      Isaac

      Maybe he was referring to the terroir of the booze you’d be giving to the pooch? I mean, Stewie is quite the oenophile.

      Of course, that’s still misspelled.

  6. D / DM Avatar
    D / DM

    What a misleading ad. It says “all shots,” but he is clearly drinking beer…

    1. Justin Avatar
      Justin

      Your comments are frigging sweet.

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