YSaC, Vol. 1744: Iced Poky Mom.
PODEYOM MICK TWO FEET TALL! -$20
"Podeyom Mick" is clearly an anagram for "My Cooked Imp"*, which is obviously referring to Mike, who is only two feet tall but agile. I'm not sure why we're cooking Mike, though. He seems a little ... wiry. Seems to me as though Chris is the one who has been hitting the food trough.
*Or "Icky Demo Mop".