YSaC, Vol. 1745: I’ll take two!

2014 August 20
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by dan

Now, normally we try to conceal where a post was made, in order to protect the stupid. However in this case, that would seem to involve removing half of the post:

free (vancouver)


Seriously. That’s the entire post. And there’s an obvious joke to be made: This person is giving away free Vancouvers! Wakka Wakka Wakka!

Well, actually, it seems they ARE giving away free Vancouvers – since this wasn’t posted in Vancouver at all.

Really. It was posted in an entirely different, non-Vancouver city. So… there you are. Vancouvers for everyone!

Thanks for the post, Stephanie!

27 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 August 20
    Ralph permalink

    I’ve never used a vancouver. My van doesn’t seem to need one, unlike my wood splitter.

    Adores: 2
  2. 2014 August 20
    CapnMac permalink

    Hmm, with sparkii-speeling, there’s probably a dufus out there wondering why no one has collected the custom-sewn cover for their van . . .

    Adores: 5
  3. 2014 August 20

    It was actually a political call to free Vancouver, but the oppressors censored it. Or something. That’s my story, and you can’t prove me wrong.

    Adores: 4
  4. 2014 August 20
    meeshybee permalink

    As an avid Boston Bruins fan, there’s quite a bit I could say about “free vancouvers”… but in the interest of civility I’ll just say no thanks.

    Adores: 1
  5. 2014 August 20
    kelli permalink

    I assumed it was an announcement of a Free (swimming anime) spin off set in Vancouver.

    Adores: 3
  6. 2014 August 20
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    They may take my Vancouver, but they’ll never take my hockey, eh!

    Adores: 2
  7. 2014 August 20
    camille permalink

    Sparky: I would love a Vancouver, but your post leaves so many questions unanswered. Do you deliver, or is it local pickup only? Is it a full-size Vancouver or one of those cheesy miniature replicas? Have you made any provision for what might happen if you run out of free Vancouvers before all the customers have got one? (See There Are Not Any Monkeys.)

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    • 2014 August 20
      One Moving Violation permalink

      We also don’t know if it is a foreign Vancouver or a domestic Vancouver. We don’t need any language barriers with our Vancouvers because assembly instructions are difficult enough when in your native language. (Unless you are a guy and don’t read the instructions)

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  8. 2014 August 20
    HamCan permalink

    free (vancouver) eh

    There, fixed it.

    Adores: 6
    • 2014 August 20
      MissMommyNiceNice permalink

      This is a fine looking stream of dogs we have here.

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      • 2014 August 20
        camille permalink

        Woof.

        Adores: 4
  9. 2014 August 20

    Maybe this is the answer to all the “Occupy ________” movements?

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 August 20
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      free (Huey!)

      Adores: 2
  10. 2014 August 20
    Windrose permalink

    You know, there are days when it just seems the internet is a waste of time, money, and computer equipment. The original name of the settlement where Vancouver sits today was called Gastown. Gastown, where men are men, and lumberjacks rarely press wild flowers.

    C”"J, Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good morning, you hockey pucks!

    Adores: 3
  11. 2014 August 20
    HamCan permalink

    free (MP3 by Van Couver)


    Spark, you really got me now
    You got me so I don’t know what I’m buyin’
    Spark, you really got me now
    You got me so I drink a lot at night
    Spark, you really got me now
    You got me so I don’t know where I’m buyin’, yeah
    Oh Spark, you really got me now
    You got me so I drink a lot at night
    You really got me
    You really got me
    You really got me

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 August 20
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      Sounds Kinky to me.

      Adores: 2
  12. 2014 August 20

    Around here, we call it The Couve. Yeah. It’s not hip or trendy like Portlandia. It’s The Couve and it’s free. Free of the commercialism, need to be cutting edge, bike lanes and mass transit, barristas and creative classism. Come to The Couve…and be free. Yeah.

    Adores: 3
  13. 2014 August 20
    DigitalAxis permalink

    Free Vancouver, with purchase of second Vancouver of equal or greater value.

    Adores: 4
  14. 2014 August 20

    Free Vancouver.

    Vancouver is innocent.

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 August 20
      Windrose permalink

      The video tapes don’t lie!

      Adores: 1
  15. 2014 August 20
    Yancy permalink

    I think they’re giving away free van covers. That fix doesn’t help though, ’cause there’s no contact info.

    Adores: 2
  16. 2014 August 20
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I used to have a free Vancouver just like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

    Adores: 1
  17. 2014 August 20
    One Moving Violation permalink

    With all of the racket caused by vancouver, I bet it gets caught again before the day is over.

    Adores: 1
    • 2014 August 20
      P-Rex permalink

      5 OBOs and a #2 meat Gerbert says it’ll get caught in less than an hour.

      Adores: 1
  18. 2014 August 20
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Free Vancouver now.
    Free Vancouver then.
    Free Vancouver? Tell me how.
    The stroke of a pen.

    Adores: 1
  19. 2014 August 20
    One Moving Violation permalink

    OT-

    So I went to a job interview the other day. I was interviewed by the office manager. I had never worked in an office environment before and I let him know that. He said it wasn’t a problem. He also said it was a 9 to 5 job. He wanted me to start the next day, but I should come in 15 minutes early so he could introduce me to the people I’d be working with. He told me not to be late. I told him I was very punctual. The next day I drove to my new job and I was very excited about it. I was going to get there right on time. I walked through the door at exactly at 4:36….

    Does this story need a better punch line?

    Adores: 2
  20. 2014 August 21

    The ad was just confirming that nothing free in Vancouver.

    Adores: 2

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