I have no problem with fetishes in general. Sometimes people send me perfectly well-written listings for fetishes like spanking or bondage or S/M — I don’t post these, because as far as I’m concerned, whatever two consenting adults want to do in the privacy of their own home is fine by me.
These entries deal with a particular fetish that might strike some as odd, but a search reveals that this is a pretty common request on Craigslist. I’m not posting them because I think the fetish is weird; I’m posting them because they’re textbook examples of how not to post fetish requests. Carry on.
((Milking Mothers wanted, let me help you with your stress)) – 41
Hello, are you a mom who is making too much milk? I know it can be very painful if it’s not released. I would love to assist you in that process. I’ve had a fetish for breast milk for a long time. Looking to help a lactating mother out,. Can be strickly a relief thing and nothing more. Or if your interested in persuing a more romantic and naughty arrangement that is acceptible too but seeking to help you relieve your stress. I’m a 41 year old male. Very safe, clean and discreet. If you could use the help and looking for someone who would relish the opportunity to assist you then drop me a line. Have a great day
What amuses me about this one is the philanthropic approach. “I know this can be a problem for you, so I will give of myself to help YOU out. Oh, by the way, I have a lactating fetish, but this isn’t about me, it’s about YOU.”
And then there’s this guy:
are you lactating? – m4w – 31
ok im a freak or whatever you want to call me but i really want to sucle milk from the boosum please let me i will do what ever you want to thank you for such an honor
So it’s a sad testament to society that this guy has to begin his ad that way, but the lack of punctuation, capitalization, grammar, and creative spelling of suckle and bosom are an even sadder testament.
anyone lactating? – m4w – 34
weird request… I know….. but i’ll be honest.. it really turned me on when my partner was lactating and i could drink from her breasts.. looking for someone that would be willing to get together to play in the afternoons (on going) and a few evenings next week.
you can be married or single obviously you had to have been pregnant….. I am an educated, clean cut and need to be very discreet about this. please describe yourself and what you like to do..
hope to hear from you
And again, just in case anyone is wondering … “need to be very discreet” means “I’m married”. Getting together to “play in the afternoons (ongoing)” means that his partner/wife works; “a few evenings next week” means that she already has plans those nights so he thinks he can get away with it.
Thanks to Jian and Marissa for the posts!
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