YSaC, Vol. 365: I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t do Kathryn.
2009 July 17
Fabulous girl – w4m (las vegas )
<Judy
Name Kathryn
Age Years
Poor Kathryn. She’s always getting compared to Judy. Even non-sentient computers are doing it now.
Wait, I’m confused. Which one’s fabulous? If Judy is fabulous, what does that make Kathryn? And if Kathryn is fabulous, what superlative does that leave for Judy?
Less than Judy would be a awesome name for a band, though.
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Oh God. Less than Judy.
Judy is my husband’s ex-wife’s name.
Stupid computer.
At least her age is in years. It could be decades or centuries which would be awkward.
I could care less about her age. Is she femaletrait1? or just femaletrait2?
I’m guessing that Kathryn is the fabulous girl, but she’s less fabulous than Judy. Thank goodness her age is in years, minutes would be much harder to calculate
It’s Las Vegas. It’s all fabulous.
I had a similar problem when I posted looking for a spouse. Unfortunately I was always < Jake
But people always asked me why I let ska die…
I was going to mention less than jake, but you beat me to it.
How would Less Than Judy compare to Better Than Ezra?
Well, we do know that Judy ≠ Ezra.
So, if Kathryn is less than Judy, and Judy does not equal Ezra, could Kathryn BE Ezra? Will I take a pounding for that one?
Wow, I didn’t know this would turn into a math problem!
Ha, Ezra Pound!
Sadly, this was my first reaction. Sorry, literature geek.
YSaC > Judy
OK, I think I’ve got this now …
YSaC>Judy>Jake>Kathryn>Ezra>Spambots
This is like some math problem on crack…
<judy
Name kathryn
age years
Find x
X
Look! There it is!