YSaC, Vol. CLII
man looking for a female friend – m4w – 32
Hi. I am a 32 year old married man looking for some female friends. Yep, thats right, friends.. Through email or phone or in person, I’d like some females to get to know. I like a little of all kinds of movies and music. I enjoy playing basketball and soccer and to workout (with weights mostly). I am asking for female friends since I have plenty of male friends around, and I feel a little more comfortable with females.
Well, take care and I hope I may hear from you sometime!
If you’re married and you’d like to get to know a female, how about starting with … I don’t know … maybe your wife? (I’m hearing Dana Carvey’s “Church Lady” voice in my head when I say that. That kind of scares me.)
The “I feel more comfortable with females” thing doesn’t quite justify it, either. Nope, to me this reads like the start of a slippery slope to this.
Let’s take bets. I’m betting this guy was married at 25, and this is the seven-year itch.
I feel sad for his wife. 🙁 I’m thinking he should just get a stuffed racoon to be friends with, instead! Tee hee
I pretty much automatically despise any woman catty or ignorant enough to respond to this. (And of course, the poster himself.)
An alternative theory: he’s actually wanting a threesome, but figures all concerned will be more receptive to the idea if they become friends first.
…and you just know that this guy’s going to meet with success, because “females” just love to be referred to as “females”.
yuck
Maybe he feels more comfortable with women because he’s actually gay and needs some fag hags? lol