You Suck at Craigslist

Tag: wtf?

  • YSaC, Vol. CLVI

    Relationship Advicer…………

    I’m not educated and I haven’t had a whole lot of experiences in relationships, but I do know about relationships and about love and I have had friends and family come to me for advice on relationships and sometimes other things and I was successful on the advice that I have given and I have been told that I’m wise beyond my years.So if you need some advice on relationships or if I can help you on something else, I will surely try, if I can.

    Just email me with you problems or what you may need advice on and I’ll do my best to advice you. Thanks

    Dear Relationship Advicer;

    I have a problem. I keep asking unqualified people for advice. Do you have any suggestions that might help me?

  • YSaC, Vol. CXLVI

    Selling pets is prohibited on Craigslist. Sadly, that doesn’t stop people from posting them. Luckily for us, some people post them poorly.

    6 month old terrier 4 sale – $200

    Friendly 6 month old Jack Russel Terrier mixed with a Pitbull needs a good, caring, nurturing home.

    Don’t you think the seller could have found a slightly more flattering picture of the dog to post?

    In my mind, the dog lunged for the photographer’s throat right after this picture was taken. I know I would have.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXXV

    EMERGENCY SEARCH-BUYER OF FRENCH LOPS [LOCATION] 10-08?

    DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR THE BUYER OF THE PERSON WHO BOUGHT FRENCH LOPS IN [LOCATION] APPROXIMATELY 1 MONTH AGO. I HAVE TWO OF THEM MYSELF, DOES. I HAVE INFORMATION AND OTHER THAT YOU WILL WANT FROM ME AND WANT TO KNOW FOR ALL GOOD REASONS FOR YOURSELF. ANYONE KNOWING THIS PERSON AS WELL, PLEASE HAVE THEM CONTACT ME. SINCERELY, KAREN, [LOCATION]. xxx-xxx-xxxx

    Wait, let me get this translation right. I’m going to have to break this down bit by bit.
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  • YSaC, Vol. CXXXIV

    i will buy it tonight 60.00

    call me xxx-xxx-xxxx

    Oh, good. Now, what was “it” again?

    And why does that sound like the title of a bad Bryan Adams song from the ’80s?

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXIX

    2 Costume Characters (professional) “Garfield” and Teddy Bear – $600

    2 Costume Characters for sale. One is “Garfield” and one is a “Teddy Bear”. These are professional quality and you can make some REALLY GOOD MONEY with these either renting them out or booking party’s. I’m looking for::: first of all a really nice TV(a must) AND AND AND XBOX 360 OR OR OR A PS3 WITH WITH WITH some good games OR $600.00.

    If you can make such good money with these costumes, why doesn’t this guy already have a nice TV and a video game system?

    Oh right, because those are the WORST costumes imaginable. If someone wore that to a kiddie party I was at, I would pay them to leave.

    Although the “teddy bear” flipping the bird in the photo is a nice touch. Kids must love that.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXVI

    “Stuffed” Raccoon Mantle Piece ? Taxidermy – $175

    Having trouble finding the gift for the person that has everything ? Meet Sparky ! He is a large stuffed Raccoon taxidermy, that has been a part of my family for a few years. He’s large, fluufy and oh so cute !! He loves to just lay around on the mantle or hang out on top of a gun cabinet. Great for that country decor and the man that has everything !!! xxxxxxx@yahoo.com xxx-xxx-xxxx

    Yep, there’s no better gift for the person who has everything than a “fluufy” raccoon named Sparky who, according to the poorly placed quotation marks, may or may not be stuffed.

    Actually, doesn’t Sparky look like he’s reaching down for the guns in the gun rack? He may just be pretending to be stuffed, and patiently moving a fraction of an inch a day until he can get his hands on the guns and ammo. Then Sparky will get his revenge.

    I mean, wouldn’t you, if you were a “stuffed” raccoon named Sparky that someone had a tendency to anthropomorphize?

    (Thanks to the submitter!)