YSaC, Vol. CXXXIV

2008 November 29
by drmk

i will buy it tonight 60.00


call me xxx-xxx-xxxx

Oh, good. Now, what was “it” again?

And why does that sound like the title of a bad Bryan Adams song from the ’80s?

36 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 December 1
    Random Person permalink

    I think this person wants to buy the zen table from a couple of weeks ago.

    Adores: 8
  2. 2009 January 7

    Well, sir, thank you for your offer, but I’m afraid it is going to cost up to $60.00 and more.

    I bet you’re saying, “How much?”

    Well, yeah.

    Adores: 15
  3. 2009 January 7
    Jon permalink

    While not nearly as funny, for some reason people are leaving personal messages for others on CL. Especially when dealing with drugs- I guess because they don’t like ‘talking drugs’ on their phone. But you would think there would be at least a billion other, more effective ways of letting ‘dude’ know you’re copping an 1/8 of bangin beasters.

    Adores: 3
  4. 2009 August 29
    Sarah permalink

    Wait, were there *good* Bryan Adams songs from the Eighties? Or any other decade?

    Adores: 6
  5. 2011 February 13
    Addicted Reader permalink

    That’s what he said.

    Adores: 2
  6. 2011 June 11

    I’m fresh out of it, but I do have some lovely what for $35.00 and a couple of the for $45.00. I’ll even throw a hell in for free if you buy both for $95.00.

    Adores: 10
    • 2011 June 11
      LimeLolly permalink

      You are too generous, GC. Hell is more expensive than blue blazes. Giving hell away would give you a negative return on your money, I should think.

      Adores: 7
      • 2011 June 11

        I’ve a bucket full of the stuff behind the fishtank that’s ready to go bad … er, good. I need to get rid of it.

        I’ve already given hell to everyone I know and there’s still plenty left for Sparky.

        Adores: 9
        • 2011 June 11
          LimeLolly permalink

          Buckets? Does every one you meet just give you hell? Man, I’ve been meeting the wrong people.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 June 11

          I’m so popular total strangers will give me hell for no reason.

          Must be my winning personality.

          Adores: 7
    • 2011 June 12
      Lara permalink

      I have some whatsit for sale but my whatsit is much more expensive than that.

      Adores: 3
  7. 2011 June 11

    Beep, beep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

    I’m sorry, it’s gone.

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 June 11
      LimeLolly permalink

      Yeah, all the its were recalled about four months ago. As I recall it had a loose cross tie or something like that.

      Adores: 2
  8. 2011 June 11

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mTTwcCVajAc

    Your weekend dose of Holy Crap!

    You are entirely welcome.

    Adores: 1
    • 2011 June 11
      CapnMac permalink

      Somehow I surfed that to TNG Brent Spiner uh-ohs, which led to Enterprise bloopers, and all was good with the world (mostly).

      Adores: 3
  9. 2011 June 11

    Obviously this is someone notifying their neighbors that the horrendous screaming they’ll be hearing around midnight will be because they are going to be reading It.

    Seems to me like there’s easier ways to cover up your affair, but to each their own.

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 June 12
      Lara permalink

      I didn’t think It was really scary. I think it would be more likely to induce screams if you watched the movie with Tim Currey. Now that’s scary.

      Adores: 0
  10. 2011 June 11
    Windrose permalink

    I bought it yesterday, for $15.

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 June 11
      LimeLolly permalink

      What you did for that discount… I’ll never tell, as long as you share it with me.

      Adores: 2
  11. 2011 June 11

    *cues soft piano intro*

    Looking into my post – you can see
    What you do to me…
    Search the net – search the web
    And when you find me there you’ll search no more
    Don’t tell me what you’re selling here
    You can’t tell me, it’s not worth typing out.
    You know it well….
    Everything you sell…
    I’ll buy it from you.

    Adores: 8
  12. 2011 June 11

    More than it, you know there’s nothing.

    (Oops, wrong Bryan.)

    Adores: 3
  13. 2011 June 11
    Angel permalink

    Happy Birthday, drmk!!!! I hope your day is joyous!

    Adores: 2
  14. 2011 June 11
    David:) permalink

    Oh… Finally someone to buy my stinking collection of “it”!

    Just come to the shady back entrance of my house.
    Make sure you come alone.
    Especially no cops.
    Really.

    Adores: 3
  15. 2011 June 11

    When did pronouns get so expensive?? At that rate, adverb clauses and participial phrases will soon be completely out of my price range. Look: Sparky is so poor he can’t afford capitals at all as he saves for that one third-person singular.
    Stupid economy.

    Off to set up a nice grammar charity and find supporters for it…

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 June 11
      SilvaNoir permalink

      I don’t know where you can find supporters for it, but I do know where you can buy it.

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 June 12
      Lara permalink

      I would support that but not with money.

      Adores: 2
  16. 2011 June 12
    Windrose permalink

    Lara, who no longer seems to be a llama durp *whimper* here’s your punchity punch punch!

    Good Morning, Farm and Garden!

    Adores: 1
  17. 2012 August 12

    I will gladly sell you it for $60.00 or two of them for $150.00.

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 August 12
      LimeLolly permalink

      Can I pay you Tuesday for some it today?

      Adores: 2
    • 2012 August 12

      But I don’t want that much it – can’t I just rent it for a weekend?

      Adores: 1
    • 2012 August 12

      So nice to see you are all with it today.

      Adores: 0
  18. 2012 August 12
    Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

    *knock, knock*
    Me: Who is it?
    It: I am.
    Me: You’re who?
    It: No, I’m it.
    Me: It?
    It: Yes, can you open the door?
    Me: Why, what’s wrong?
    It: Yes, he’s the problem, and please don’t call me why.
    Me: I’m sorry, who’s the problem?
    It: No, What’s the problem.
    Me: That’s what I’m trying to find out. What’s the problem?
    It: Yes
    Me: (sigh) Okay, tell me.
    It: What is trying to sell me.
    Me: You mean “Who is trying to sell me.”
    It: Who wouldn’t try to sell you, but what would.
    Me: What?
    It: Yes, so could you please open up and let me in?
    Me: (rubs temples) Why?
    It: No, I’m It, not why.
    Me: I see. (not really)
    It: Could you please open the door?
    Me: Oh, alright. (opens door)
    *whap!*
    It: Tag! You’re it! (runs away giggling)

    Adores: 6
  19. 2012 August 12
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I’ve been there, I’ve done that, and I have just had it.
    It was not really what I expected. It was a bit pronoun’st.
    Now don’t get me wrong, It was great. It was stupendous! It was, (should I go so far to say?) mediocre. That is why I was there, there is where it’s at. You probably wouldn’t understand unless you were there. It’s better to be there than B².
    So, if you are ever there, just do it, and that will be that.

    Adores: 2
  20. 2012 August 12
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    That may have been Dr. Kevorkian’s rate when this was first posted, but now that he’s bought it himself, I imagine the price has gone up.

    Adores: 2
  21. 2012 August 12
    CapnMac permalink

    Been so long since I had it, I’ve forgotten who gets tied up.
    “60.00”? That’s a lot of bees, especially after having to buy an onion to wear on your belt–since that is the fashion, you know. Ni! Petang, Petang.

    Adores: 3
  22. 2012 August 13

    Dr. Digi, to the box! Dr. Digitalaxis, Ph.D! You may hang your P, h, and D in the box, if you like. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Rent-a-Center!

    Adores: 0

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