YSaC, Vol. CXXXV
EMERGENCY SEARCH-BUYER OF FRENCH LOPS [LOCATION] 10-08?
DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR THE BUYER OF THE PERSON WHO BOUGHT FRENCH LOPS IN [LOCATION] APPROXIMATELY 1 MONTH AGO. I HAVE TWO OF THEM MYSELF, DOES. I HAVE INFORMATION AND OTHER THAT YOU WILL WANT FROM ME AND WANT TO KNOW FOR ALL GOOD REASONS FOR YOURSELF. ANYONE KNOWING THIS PERSON AS WELL, PLEASE HAVE THEM CONTACT ME. SINCERELY, KAREN, [LOCATION]. xxx-xxx-xxxx
Wait, let me get this translation right. I’m going to have to break this down bit by bit.
DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR THE BUYER OF THE PERSON WHO BOUGHT FRENCH LOPS IN [LOCATION] APPROXIMATELY 1 MONTH AGO.
You’re trying to find the person who bought the person who bought French Lops from you a month ago. That’s pretty clear.
I HAVE TWO OF THEM MYSELF, DOES.
Apparently you’re Gollum.
I HAVE INFORMATION AND OTHER THAT YOU WILL WANT FROM ME AND WANT TO KNOW FOR ALL GOOD REASONS FOR YOURSELF.
You need to tell the buyer of the person who bought the French Lops some information and other. Other, I’m assuming, is pointless stuff. And they’ll want to know both the information and the pointless stuff for all good reasons. Does that mean that all the reasons for wanting to know the information and other are good, or that they’ll want to know the information and other for all the good reasons that exist everywhere? I mean, that’s a lot of good reasons. But at least the good reasons are for themself.
ANYONE KNOWING THIS PERSON AS WELL, PLEASE HAVE THEM CONTACT ME.
So, if you know the person who bought the person who bought French Lops, have them call Karen.
The mind boggles what information and other Karen might have. I’m assuming it’s about the French Lops; I wonder if they turn into were-rabbits or something?
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I think that the two does are a pair of female rabbits.
At least Karen is sincere.
(That was really the only clear thought I got in the whole message)
Oh, darn, a rational explanation. I liked my Gollum theory better.
My favorite is “Sincerely, Karen, [location].” I have noticed that this is a sure giveaway of Someone Who Does Not Understand How The Internet Works – they treat everything from website comments to instant messages as formal letters. If they sign it, you’ve got a live one….
Don’t forget. It is an “EMERGENCY!”
Dang, your commentary just made me laugh so hard I cried! You rule, keep up the hilarious work on this blog!
This is obviously a Bunnicula owner.