You Suck at Craigslist

Tag: wtf?

  • YSaC, Vol. XLV

    Qween size Bed – $75

    This bed is about 3 yrs old used as a guest bed

    Old blood stain? What old blood stain?

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXVI

    living room set – $650

    LEATHER LIVING ROOM SET..
    INCLUDES SOFA, LOVESEAT, MATCHING CHAIR, TWO SIDE TABLES AND A COFEE TABLE..
    OK CONDITION..
    MAKE OFFER…

    Face-eating blob not included.

    Sent in by Kris — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXV

    pink pean page – $10

    pink pean page for teens and kids good condition

    I’m not sure what to make of this. I’m not even sure if it’s legal.

    Is it the pean page that’s in good condition, or do the teens and kids need to be in good condition to use the pean page?

    The only thing I can guess is that maybe it’s time we have a class on the difference between p’s and b’s.

    (Submitted by a reader — thanks!)

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXIV

    TV nice french prudential wood cabinet

    just put in the alley of XXth and XXXdale. Will try to remove post when gone

    Ah, the historically significant French Prudential period. That was a lovely era in television design, wasn’t it? Look at those classic lines and the elegant arches. They just don’t make ’em like that anymore. (more…)

  • YSaC, Vol. XXXII

    orange neon sign – $5

    orange when lit…reads 4995…

    Right. Okay then. I hope you won’t mind me asking, but are you sure you want $5 for it … or do you want $9? What? Why am I asking that? Oh, no reason.

    Perhaps more puzzling — what does one do with a neon sign that says 4559 (or 4995, for that matter)?

  • YSaC, Vol. XXX

    Small animal cage – $15

    Small animal cage, great for transportation. Only $15.

    I’m having a real perspective problem here. At first I thought the pictures were upside down, and I was trying to figure out how someone could post pictures upside down.

    Then I realized that if they were upside down, the bedding in the carrier would be floating on the top of the carrier, so the pictures must be right side up.

    Which means that the carrier is right side up, and floating against the ceiling of someone’s garage.

    Maybe that’s why it’s great for transportation — the carrier itself is lighter than air.