Also sent in by SJ, who appears to have been trolling the “Barter” section recently:
Legal Help By A Laywer Not A Paralegal For Barter
I Will Barter My Legal Help For:
Car Repairs On A Cadillac Deville, Lincoln
Painting A 3,000 Sq. Foot House
A Good Running Car
New Roof On House
PS3
X-Box
WII
Or Any Other Barter On This Order
Apparently Laywers Not A Paralegal Must Type With Capital Letters At The Beginning Of Every Word. Also Apparently Laywers Not A Paralegal Have No Idea How Much Things Cost.
Here’s A Hint, Mr. Laywer Not A Paralegal: My New Roof Cost $4500. An X-Box Costs Under $500. Those Are Not On The Same Order.
Oh, by the way: it’s spelled lawyer. Unless you spent three years in Lay School. Wouldn’t you love to see this guy’s briefs? (Oh, shame on you! I was talking about his Laywer Briefs.)
The syntactic ambiguity of this headline is what pleases me the most:
Home entertainment system for stripper pole – $300
I have a 5 pc. in home surround sound entertainment system priced at used value $300.00 . I am looking for a portable stripper pole with base. Base needs to fit through a regular doorway on its side at least.
This was found in the “barter” section. Because really, if you have a stripper pole, who needs any other type of entertainment?
tried to have yard sale last week, rain…
have been a collector of old cool stuff for years, making my escape to warmer climate, it all must go. i’m not selling a lot of furniture so if that’s what you’re looking for you might want to skip this yard sale. but if you are looking for a black madonna print, a vintaqge silk wedding kimono, an 80 candle candelabra, bull horns, victorian steamer trunk, old mirrors, stained glass, vintage marrionettes, etc, etc, etc… stop by. all yard-sale priced, not ebay priced!
You know what’s weird in this listing? Not the black madonna print, not the 80-candle candelabra, not the bull horns. (Okay, maybe that’s a little weird.) No, the really weird thing about this listing is the dog wearing the vintage silk wedding kimono.
stand up freezer works good just don’t need any more
Paid $100.00 for it and would like $100.00 for it because i is still worth it.
I can help you load it for a small token of your app. thank you and happy hunting.
Stand up freezer. Okay then. And when he sits down, he’s a toaster!
And that’s right, baby. You is still worth it.
Name the quote contest: It’s a shame when people be throwin’ away a perfectly good stand up freezer like that!
