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  • YSaC, Vol. 1788: Me So Corny.

    companion animals

    You call it such, it stays with you 24/7. Dont leave home without it.
    Look-up the laws. Whether a dr. note, or from a unicorn, it doesn’t matter.

    Does this person have a companion UNICORN? That’s AWESOME! The only drawback, of course, is having to clean out the glitter box.

    Thanks for the post, DW!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1787: Much invested! So Truck! Wow!

    @@!!!! 99. LIFTED. TAHOE. MUCH INVESTED. NEEDS. REAR END WORK $3450 – $3450

    SELLING. A TAHOE. THATS. HAS. A CUSTOM LIFT. WITH. SUPER NICE. RIMS. & TIRES. ALSO. HAS. SPRINGS. SHOCKS. UP GRADED. STEREO. POWER AMP. CD. CHAGER. CUSTOM. PUSH. BAR. KC. POWER. LIGHTS. SOME. EXTRAS. PLEASE. READ. I. HAVE. INVESTED. 8 K IN. IN. NEEDS. A. REBUILD. REAR. END. BAD. GEARS. IN IT NOW. HAS. LO MILES. 350/V8. VORTEC. ENG. LOOK AT PIC. SELLING. $3450. IN. RENO. PLEASE. NO. TRADES. NO. TEX. I WILL NOT. RESPOND. TO. TEX. HAVE. NO. ROOM. TO. STOR. THIS. TAHOE. GOT. A. SMALLER. TRUCK. JUST. CALLS. THANKS. IN. [LOCATION].





    “Howdy, Tex – how’s your truck search going?”
    “Well pardner – not so good. I found a truck I like, but the owner won’t respond to me.”
    “Who’s the owner?”
    “I think it’s William Shatner.”
    “Jerk.”

    Thanks for the post, Mike!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1786: Wibbly Wobbly Sucky Wucky

    7inch angel grider – $40

    7 inch angel grinder model 1020 by rigid sold at home depot has soft side case great condition.

    (Thanks for the post, sd!)

  • YSaC, Vol. 1785: Owner of a Lonely Seal

    $$===FREE HEART EGG/PANCAKE RINGS

    * 2 Piece set
    * Stay cool knock down handle
    * FDA approved
    * Heat resistant to 500F/260C
    * Makes perfect heart shaped pancakes and eggs

    Just to be clear – this is a heart:

    To be fair, it is not shaped like this:

    ♥

    However, it also not shaped like a seal, an armadillo, or the state of Michigan. In addition, of the two things in the set, there appear to be three of them.

    Thanks for the post, Stephanie!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1784: Stumped

    Free live oak tree, good for bbq ,or fire place logs you cut down


    free live oak wood. must cut down , great for fire place or bbq .text me at [phone]

    Normal Craigslist workflow:
    1. Take picture of tree.
    2. Post ad requesting tree removal including picture.
    3. After tree is removed, take down ad.

    Sucking at Craigslist workflow:
    1. Post ad requesting tree removal.
    2. After tree is removed, take picture of tree.
    3. Add picture of removed tree to ad.

    In this vein, I expect to see “Car for Sale” ads with a picture of an empty parking space, “Help Wanted” ads with pictures of the person who’s already been hired to do the job, and “Casual Encounters” ads with…

    NO. Not even going there.

    Thanks for the post, William!

  • YSaC, Vol. 1783: The May Queen is spring cleaning early this year. Or late.

    Stairway to Heaven- FREE

    50% of the official ‘stairway to heaven’ and it’s free for the taking. Certificate of Authenticity available upon request. [location] at my curbside

    There’s a Sparky whose stairs
    Are outside growing mold
    And he’s selling the stairway
    on Craigslist.

    When he posts it he knows
    Before they decompose
    With an ad he can get
    Them all taken.

    Thanks, Ralph!