Beef Jerky that looks like USA map – $50
It is a vacuum sealed package of beef jerky that resembles a map of the USA, without Florida. See picture.
Oh, goody! I’ll put it right next to my Sistine Chapel ceiling tile.
If you turn it on its side, it sort of looks like an obscene SpongeBob Squarepants, too.
Sent in by Becci — thanks!
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Creative Writer
In an need of a creative writer, the item is Area rugs and carpets.
Please send quotes
We’ve got some creative people here — even though this ad isn’t very inspirational (or, for that matter, informative), let’s see what we can come up with! Area rugs and carpets — ready, set, write!
[Sent in by fly_girl_5000 — thanks!]
looking for the perfect woman – 28
im a single dad looking for a well off woman with a career, and a nice house. You must not have a problem being the primary breadwinner. I enjoy traveling so earning enough to do that frequently is a must. Im a nice guy love to hang out and just relax. Im 28, i cant cook, clean, or do laundry. Perhaps i could learn. I’m very efficient on a computer, and xbox. I have no formal education, and I enjoy to drink. Dont do any drugs, so dont worry about that. If you are interested we could set up and interview, and see if your right for the job.
Translation: I’m looking for someone who can support me in the manner in which I wish to become accustomed.
Thank goodness he doesn’t do drugs, so that won’t get in the way of his not doing anything else around the house but drinking and playing xbox games.
Also, maybe it’s just me, but it seems to me that if you’re looking to become a kept man, shouldn’t you be the one being interviewed?
Raggedy Ann – $3
Raggedy Ann
Raggedy Ann? Raggedy Ann.
That’s really all it said. And it was in the cd/dvd/vhs category.
I don’t think it can get any more vague than that.
Or can it?
Stuff – $1
For sale!
Generally, I’m not a big fan of stuff. I prefer things. For things, I’d be willing to spend $1.50.
Thanks, Becci and J.Z., for our daily dose of zen.
OOOOOHHHHMMMRAGGEDYANNNNNNNNNNNN ….
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NuclearMosquito emailed this listing, saying: “Now I know in “this economy” (whatever that means), people are looking for new ways to make a quick buck. Somewhere along the line, someone will think, “Hey, I should charge people for an already free service! Maybe even one they can do themselves! Surely someone will fall for it.” Sadly, they just might. This ad promises to flag other Craigslist ads for you. They even offer a discount for bulk flags! Just Paypal them $5 per flag, along with the URL of the ad you want flagged, and they’re on the job. Now really, you have to wonder if the people that read this ad and think it’s something wonderful don’t notice the flag button, that they can click themselves, FOR FREE, in the corner of that very ad! The mind boggles.”
Indeed it does. I should, of course, mention that this ad got flagged. I wonder if someone paid them to flag their own ad? I would have, just for the irony of it.
