Eddie Murphy Thousand Words Movie Primeir – $25
I Have Tickets Good For 2 People For The New Eddie Murphy Movie “Thousand Words”. The Primier Starts 2night at 6:30… Let Me Know If Your Interested. Thanks
I’m guessing this person only knows about a thousand words, and “premiere”, “tonight” and “you’re” are apparently not included in that total.
IT’S GETTING COLD!!! TIME FOR NEW WORM CARPET
[sound of needle scratching across record]
What?
That’s an image I really didn’t want to have in my head. I’ll never look at shag carpets the same way again.
The other amusing thing about this ad is …
2 Costume Characters (professional) “Garfield” and Teddy Bear – $600
2 Costume Characters for sale. One is “Garfield” and one is a “Teddy Bear”. These are professional quality and you can make some REALLY GOOD MONEY with these either renting them out or booking party’s. I’m looking for::: first of all a really nice TV(a must) AND AND AND XBOX 360 OR OR OR A PS3 WITH WITH WITH some good games OR $600.00.
If you can make such good money with these costumes, why doesn’t this guy already have a nice TV and a video game system?
Oh right, because those are the WORST costumes imaginable. If someone wore that to a kiddie party I was at, I would pay them to leave.
Although the “teddy bear” flipping the bird in the photo is a nice touch. Kids must love that.
TO GIRL WHO BOUGHT DESK TOOK DRAWERS BUT NOT DESK – $90
TINA, COME GET THE BODY OF THE DESK. IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME, HERE IS MY NUMBER, CALL ME FOR DIRECTIONS. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? COME GET ‘ER. I NEED THIS DESK GONE ASAP, LET ME KNOW OR THE DUST BIN CALLS.
Tina, you heartless drawer-taker, you. Why haven’t you called? (I mean, other than the fact that the guy forgot to provide his phone number even though he said “HERE IS MY NUMBER”.)
I don’t think Tina is coming back. Move on with your life, which is as empty and hollow as your desk.
Submitted by KM — thanks!
Anthic white ceiling fan – $30
This ceiling fan has 4 lamps and it it is very good condition.
Nothing says “good condition antique white ceiling fan” like a picture of someone holding up the fan to the ceiling in their garage.
“Stuffed” Raccoon Mantle Piece ? Taxidermy – $175
Having trouble finding the gift for the person that has everything ? Meet Sparky ! He is a large stuffed Raccoon taxidermy, that has been a part of my family for a few years. He’s large, fluufy and oh so cute !! He loves to just lay around on the mantle or hang out on top of a gun cabinet. Great for that country decor and the man that has everything !!! xxxxxxx@yahoo.com xxx-xxx-xxxx
Yep, there’s no better gift for the person who has everything than a “fluufy” raccoon named Sparky who, according to the poorly placed quotation marks, may or may not be stuffed.
Actually, doesn’t Sparky look like he’s reaching down for the guns in the gun rack? He may just be pretending to be stuffed, and patiently moving a fraction of an inch a day until he can get his hands on the guns and ammo. Then Sparky will get his revenge.
I mean, wouldn’t you, if you were a “stuffed” raccoon named Sparky that someone had a tendency to anthropomorphize?
(Thanks to the submitter!)
