Phish Hat
Hey brother, I am sorry bout today, I got another hat ive never wore. Let me know some key details and ill give you this one. Seriously very sorry and want to give you this hat.
I’m not going to do it.
I swear I’m not going to do it.
Not. Going. To…
Phish hat, Phish hat, rolly polly Phish hat
Phish hat, Phish hat, eat it up, yum!
Dammit.
Thanks for the post, Andrew!
free Shelving an miss furniture
Free shelving and miss furniture
COME AND TAKE IT
The ways of nature sure are mysterious, aren’t they? We don’t know why, but this small stretch of grass is known as the “IKEA graveyard.” When particle board reaches the end of its natural life, it is compelled to bring itself here to live out its final moments. This happens even if the owners weren’t done with the furniture yet, causing them to miss furniture.
Thanks, Ralph!
So many free things today! Look at all this free stuff!
television an shoe shelves
condition: good size / dimensions: 26
Good Panasonic TV bought in about 1999 works good and a shelving thing holds lots of shoes you must take both they free
That’s right. If you want the shoe rack, you MUST take the TV. And vice versa. But I’m going to go further. I’m going to insist you ALSO take this desk:
Free Office Desk – no drawer model
We have an office desk for free that used to be used in our office. This desk has been used in our office and is now being given away, we use cubicles now.
First one here get it free!
Call us to get this…
I know what you’re thinking – Why should I have to take this desk, just to get the shoe rack, when I have no idea whatsoever where it has been used? Well, tough. And bring a truck, because you’re also getting:
FREE–FREE LEFT OVER XMAS TREES FOR BOND FIRES
LOCATED AT [Location] IS OVER 500 LEFTOVER
XMAS TREES FOR (((FREE))). COME BY AND TAKE WHAT
YOU NEED. AD WILL BE TAKEN DOWN WHEN ALL ARE GONE.
What’s that you say? You don’t NEED 500 Xmas trees in July? Stow it, Sparky! You’re taking them. And just to top it off, we’re going to stuff this down the back of your shirt.
Free free
Free
Whatever it is.
Serves you right for wanting something for nothing.
Thanks for the free labor, Jason, Ralph and sd!
FREE WORDEOBE MOVING BOXES
I have 4 LARGE WARSROBE BOXES . Come get them !
I was going to write some sort of lengthy entertaining snark for this one, but I just keep looking at WORDEOBE and giggling.
Thanks for the link, Peter!
Free 4 person Hot tub Trash compactor
Free 4 -6 person hot tub 80″s ? No motor but inside is good with cover, Trash compactor works well older 90’S dishwasher door askew but runs. Again Hot tub does not have motor
Call if interested you need to pick up we do not deliver
Thanks for looking
Jen xxxxxxxxxx
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie. The hot tub is really a time machine that will only take you to the ’80s, and once you’re there you realize you’re in the bowels of a spaceship with walls that are closing in and a trash monster that’s trying to squish you, but you’re able to escape because the motor’s broken and the door is half open.
Kind of a disappointing third act, really.
Thanks, Kit A!
In my delirious stream-of-consciousness holiday survival mode, these things go together:
Free pain! Lots of it!
Now I know some folks are into that kind of thing, and that’s fine. I just want to point out what a difference a “t” makes. It seems like something you might want to include in your title.
FREE OIL-BASED PAIN
@ [Name of] Church.
No thanks, I’m not Pomponio Algerio. It’s nice to see that religion is sticking to its traditions, though.
And while we’re on the topic of churches …
Free Church pews…please them.
Amanda sends this one in, saying, “The church pews are not pleased by your offering. The church pews demand a tribute of bedazzled Jesus belt buckles.”
Make it so, or you know what will happen!
Thanks to Kevin, Jen, and Amanda!
