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YSaC, Vol. 1728: Free as a bird now. (Was $10)

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So many free things today! Look at all this free stuff!

television an shoe shelves


condition: good size / dimensions: 26
Good Panasonic TV bought in about 1999 works good and a shelving thing holds lots of shoes you must take both they free

That’s right. If you want the shoe rack, you MUST take the TV. And vice versa. But I’m going to go further. I’m going to insist you ALSO take this desk:

Free Office Desk – no drawer model

We have an office desk for free that used to be used in our office. This desk has been used in our office and is now being given away, we use cubicles now.

First one here get it free!

Call us to get this…

I know what you’re thinking – Why should I have to take this desk, just to get the shoe rack, when I have no idea whatsoever where it has been used? Well, tough. And bring a truck, because you’re also getting:

FREE–FREE LEFT OVER XMAS TREES FOR BOND FIRES

LOCATED AT [Location] IS OVER 500 LEFTOVER
XMAS TREES FOR (((FREE))). COME BY AND TAKE WHAT
YOU NEED. AD WILL BE TAKEN DOWN WHEN ALL ARE GONE.

What’s that you say? You don’t NEED 500 Xmas trees in July? Stow it, Sparky! You’re taking them. And just to top it off, we’re going to stuff this down the back of your shirt.

Free free


Free

Whatever it is.

Serves you right for wanting something for nothing.

Thanks for the free labor, Jason, Ralph and sd!

Comments

15 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1728: Free as a bird now. (Was $10)”

  1. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    Well, you need the ropes/cords/whatever to catch the shoerack and panasonic tv, as they are on the loose.

    What that has to do with Cubby Broccoli, Jr’s latest film about a British secret agent or office appliances sans culottes is beyond me.

  2. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    If you want these items,
    You’ll take all these items.
    Just what are these items?
    If you love these items,
    Take them free.
    (Free, free, take them free.)

  3. capnmac Avatar
    capnmac

    The “we use cubicles now” desk appears to be upside down upon, wait for it, another desk.
    So the price for sell is Fwee and if I buy one I get the second for fwee, too?

    (I wish the <sub> tag worked here–Four (sub 2); 3; 2 would make some sort of formulaic pun, but it would be better graphically.)

  4. meeshybee Avatar
    meeshybee

    When I find myself in times of trouble,
    Straight to Craigslist do I flee,
    There’s a lot of junk there,
    But it’s free-ee.

    But it’s free, but it’s free!
    But it’s free-ee-ee, but it’s free.
    There’s a lot of junk there,
    But it’s free-ee.

  5. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Today at the YSaC Song Competition, Dave got in an early contender, with the ferrets doing incredible background harmony. Meshybee may have wrapped it up, however, with more use of the word Free and extra points for extra eeees.

    Is there a challenger yet to enter the ring?

  6. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    This reminds me of a movie…”Bond Fire of the Tan Free Trees”

  7. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    1) Put the TV on the desk, with the shelving thing next to it to hold your SpongeBob videotapes from 1999.

    2) Connect the TV to the wall jack with the RG6 cable.

    3) Use the trees to burn your James Bond videotapes since you have duplicates on Laserdisc.

    4) Don’t bother watching the TV; bond fires are more fun. When you get bored, add the TV, desk, shelves, and cable to the fire.

  8. James Avatar
    James

    The second one looks like a tautology. Or maybe that’s just me. You know what I always say: tautologies are good in the morning because tautologies are good in the morning…

  9. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
    MissMommyNiceNice

    What type of Bond are we talking about? I could go in for some Daniel Craig or Sean Connery wood, but would not be interested in Pierce Bronson.

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      Kinda curious….there are three (free?) remotes on top of the TV….do they all work on the TV?…….does ONE of them work on the TV?….’cause I’m not interested in a TV (even if it’s free) that I have to get up off my free craigslist couch to change channels. As most of you already know….”free” is only worth so much. (and often free is worth much less than what you paid) Know what I mean, Vern????

      1. One Moving Violation Avatar
        One Moving Violation

        I never work on the TV…unless it’s a Panasupersonic.

    2. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      That’s how you really show your disinterest in someone. Misspell his name. I see what you did there MissMommy.

  10. Brer Fox Avatar
    Brer Fox

    What kind of bond fires do xmas trees make?
    James Bond fires?
    Savings Bond fires?
    Bail Bond fires?
    Family Bond fires?
    Friendship Bond fires?
    Bearer Bond fires?

    1. HamCan Avatar
      HamCan

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLZmiwAsQD8

  11. Kris Avatar
    Kris

    I’ll take it all if the shoe rack is what has 26 dimensions, but I have absolutely no use for a tv with 26 dimensions.

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