Phish Hat
Hey brother, I am sorry bout today, I got another hat ive never wore. Let me know some key details and ill give you this one. Seriously very sorry and want to give you this hat.
I’m not going to do it.
I swear I’m not going to do it.
Not. Going. To…
Phish hat, Phish hat, rolly polly Phish hat
Phish hat, Phish hat, eat it up, yum!
Dammit.
Thanks for the post, Andrew!
Mein Hut hab drei Ecken?
But the hat came back, the very next day….
I’m so sorry ’bout your Phish hat.
I’m so sorry that I’ll post this obscure ad.
I’m so sorry ’bout your Phish hat.
On the off chance that you read this,
I’ll give you this one I had.
p.s. lice included at no extra charge
One phish hat, Two phish hat, Red phish hat, Blue phish hat,
Black phish hat, Blue phish hat, Old phish hat, New phish hat.
This one has a little tar.
This one has a little scar.
Say! What a lot of phish hat’s there are.
Yes. Some are red, and some are blue.
Some are old and some are new.
Some are sad, and some are glad,
And some are very, very bad.
Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know, tell me dear lad.
Some are thin, and some are fat.
Tell me the story and I’ll send you my phish hat!
A Phish hat? Pish posh!
Sparky has a brother.
Sparky made out with his brother’s girlfriend.
Sparky is a douche-bag.
Sparky’s brother won’t talk to him.
Sparky wants to be “cool” with his brother again.
Sparky’s brother still won’t talk to him.
Sparky takes out a craigslist ad.
Sparky tries to buy off his brother with a new Phish hat.
Does Sparky’s brother even like Phish?
Is a new hat an acceptable bribe for ignoring douche-baggery?
Does Sparky think maybe he should have gotten his brother a Barney T-shirt instead?
Sparky’s brother finally gives in.
Sparky offers to buy his brother a beer at a local bar.
Sparky asks to borrow $40 because he’s a little short. You know, because, buying the Phish hat.
Sparky is still a douche-bag.
Who needs a Phish hat when you’ve already got an Asshat who really IS sorry?
For once, I don’t get Dan’s joke at the end of this post. This rarely happens because I’m usually ‘with it’ when it comes to references…
It’s possibly the memiest of memes.
Let me know some key details
Well, it’s kind of silver in tone, although in places that’s worn off to reveal a more brassy color underneath. The top part is round with a hole in it and some numbers pressed into the metal. The bottom part is long with a bunch of wavy protrusions of varying size, and a couple of grooves down the length. Do you want me to keep going?
I wonder what happened to the first hat. Was it a Phish hat? Is the new one a Phish hat? Are they both Phish hats or is only one of them?
All hat….no cattle.
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