YSaC, Vol. 283: Turning water into rhine-stones.

2009 April 26

Jesus Last Supper Belt Buckle – $20


Silver-tone and gold-tone with lots of bling rhinestones.
Heavy metal belt buckle with Jesus at the Last Supper.
Measures: 4″ W x 3 1/4″ H.
Fits 1 1/2″ size belt.

$20.00 cash / pickup or meet at convenient location.
Will ship. Buyer pays S & H.

Jesus was all about the bling rhinestones. The BeDazzler is Jesus’s way of saying he loves us.

In my mind, heavy modifies metal in that sentence. It’s a heavy metal belt buckle. I can totally see Rob Halford wearing this. Rock on!

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  1. 2009 April 26
    Tony Paul permalink

    That’s the proof that Leonardo da Vinci was a really genius ahead of his time : he had already predicted what the belt buckles of the 21st century would look like.

    Adores: 10
  2. 2009 April 26
    Amy H. permalink

    I know the “ow, my eyes” tag is usually used for terrible walls of text, but it may be appropriate here. Even more frightning to me is that since it doesn’t say “one of a kind” I have this worry that there are whole armies of these atrocities banding together in Texas somwhere getting ready to strike.

    Adores: 4
    • 2009 April 26
      drmk permalink

      The “Ow, my eyes!” tag actually started in reaction to some really ugly furniture, so it’s more than appropriate here. I’ve added it in. I also added in the “no accounting for taste” tag.

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 February 4
      melish permalink

      I live in Texas and, sadly enough, I have seen this belt buckle at a mall stand that sells a variety of bling to “accessorize yoself”.

      Adores: 1
  3. 2009 April 26
    katie permalink

    OMG I WANT THAT

    You’re all crazy, that’s amazing.

    Adores: 6
  4. 2009 April 26
    Courtney permalink

    Want it? I have it! Jealous? 😉
    (OK, I can’t even post this without the “J/K” for fear people might think I actually have it. Even though nobody knows who I actually am….)

    Adores: 3
  5. 2009 April 27

    I agree. That belt is bad ass. I really want it.
    I’m a little poor for 20 bucks, but still…

    I bet it would make a fortune from hipsters wearing it “ironically”.

    Adores: 8
    • 2011 January 30

      I clicked on “adore” un-ironically for that.

      Adores: 4
      • 2011 January 30
        Mr. Winkey permalink

        How’d you know I have this belt buckle?

        **sips his spice-infused PBR/Drano cocktail and eats a cheese-doodle; winks at both Dave and the Ferret.**

        Hur-hur.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 January 30
          christina permalink

          Okay I must have missed something. Why does Mr. Winkey have a laser beam eye?

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 January 30
          Addicted Reader permalink

          Because he wasn’t creepy enough before.

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 January 30
          Astrognash permalink

          Sadly, Mr. Winkey has acquired an addiction to fictional drugs.

          Adores: 3
  6. 2011 January 30

    When wilt Thou save the buckle?
    O God of fashion, when?
    The buckle, Lord, the buckle,
    That bling for Southern men.

    Adores: 11
  7. 2011 January 30

    Oh shiny buckle on my waist
    All your diamonds made of paste
    Look what Jeebus Chis is eating here
    It’s some pizza and a beer
    Wearing spurs and cowboy hats
    The Apostles have belly fat
    For the he last supper this may not pass
    See? Paul is sitting by Johnny Cash

    Adores: 9
  8. 2011 January 30

    Why is it that everyone is sitting on the same side of the buckle?

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 January 30

      So they don’t get stuck in the belly button?

      Adores: 4
    • 2011 January 30
      Astrognash permalink

      Obviously because they were posing for the picture!

      Betcha didn’t know that the fourth wise guy gave the gift of Kodak.

      Adores: 9
  9. 2011 January 30
    Windrose permalink

    Does it know The Sentinel by Judas Priest? Or Iron Maiden’s The Number of The beast?

    Adores: 2
  10. 2011 January 30
    Moira permalink

    This is a BELT BUCKLE…
    And it’s depicting the Last Supper which takes up an entire upper wall of a room.

    Either it’s too large to hold up your pants or it’s too small to show any detail unless you stick your face in the wearer’s crotch. So tell me, what’s the point?

    Also, WJWT?

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 January 30
      Windrose permalink

      I think most men would object to people looking at their crotch and saying, “I thought it would be bigger.”

      Adores: 12
    • 2011 January 30
      EclecticBlue permalink

      you stick your face in the wearer’s crotch

      I think you’ve discovered the point on your own. Just make sure you avoid HIS little point.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 January 30
        Mindfield permalink

        “Yeah, that’s right, darlin’, you can’t dine at the Last Supper, but I can give you a little appetizer…”

        Adores: 5
  11. 2011 January 30
    EclecticBlue permalink

    Oh. My. Lanta. I had completely forgotten about this one.

    WHHHYYYY??

    Adores: 3
  12. 2011 January 30
    CapnMac permalink

    There has been an increas in “cowboy congregations” and “cowboy churches” of late. These generally put great stock in informality, and lay reading/leading. They can be invigorating for being “common sense” “common folk” type services–although how long the novelty can sustain would be a question.

    Ecclesiastical complications aside, this would be an excellent accessory for either preacher or for attendee. For that matter, it might be just the ticket for the passed plate, too.

    But, I shall now return to far more mundane contemplations of the Divine. Like how we’ve had a warm spell, upper seventies, which is to end Tuesday with highs in the 40’s and a two to three day hard freeze laid on (all of which are perfectly normal for this time of year, and will likely raise a beautiful crop of wild flowers in 6-8 weeks).

    That, and the Lunar new year celebrations to come. The Year of a Not.A.Lion ends on Wednesday, and The Year of the Rabbit begins (bunnies for HHNF, woohoo!). Forecast for Wednesday is 39º and 19º–will be a chilly trip to the chinese buffet.

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 January 30

      “Cowboy church” isn’t just a style of service, it’s an actual sect of Christianity. They’re quite regressive and reactionary, too.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 January 30
        christina permalink

        Regressive and reactionary cowboy church sounds to me like a bunch of grown men putting on their old lone ranger and Davy Crockett costumes and looking for injuns.

        Adores: 3
      • 2011 February 2
        pixiepotpie permalink

        Imagine that. lol.

        Adores: 0
  13. 2011 January 30
    Addicted Reader permalink

    For those who want to look devout *and* stylish.

    No more of those shapeless habits, just put this snazzy number on, and everyone will know you’re holier than they are.

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 January 30
      Moira permalink

      And now I have a Nunsense earworm. Thanks. 🙂

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 January 30
        Addicted Reader permalink

        Oh, giving you an earworm of something I don’t even know. That’s extra credit, right?

        Adores: 4
        • 2011 January 30
          Moira permalink

          Please excuse the camera work. The sound is good, though.

          Adores: 1
  14. 2011 January 30
    kelli permalink

    Because Jesus was all about the bling.

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 January 30

      This is the real reason he was crucified…

      Adores: 4
    • 2011 January 30
      sarajean80 permalink

      This is what the Jesus Head was missing – the gratuitous use of rhinestones.

      Adores: 7
  15. 2011 January 30
    Mindfield permalink

    This is awesome! I should buy this, then let’s see someone try and pants me. You wouldn’t dare pants Jesus. You’d get the swirlie of your life!

    Adores: 6
  16. 2011 January 30
    Rachael permalink

    This kind of tasteless “religious bling” is all over shopping malls in Anchorage, AK. I had no idea why they’re being sold, because I never see people actually buy them. Along with shiny, rhinestone-studded belt buckles, there are also holographic images of the Virgin Mary and light-up rosaries.

    Insert joke about the Palin family here.

    Adores: 5
    • 2011 January 30
      Astrognash permalink

      Sarah Palin can see St. Basil in her toast.

      Adores: 7
  17. 2011 January 30

    OK, try this one on:
    Q: Why would you fire Jeffrey Dahmer out of a cannon?

    A: To see if he’s canniballistic, of course.

    The girl (She’s 43.) I am talking to on Facebook didn’t get it.

    Adores: 5
    • 2011 January 30
      Windrose permalink

      Run, Smedley. Do not continue talking to her. She is of Sparky’s Seed!

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 January 30

        Yeah… She’s Velcro’s caretaker. And she is coming to L.A. in a couple of weeks to “discuss” a “more permanent” “solution” to “the puppy’s housing needs”. And, “incidentally”, it “must be so lonely in that big old apartment”. And, “You haven’t said if there’s a new love interest for you”.

        Hmmm… Astro, look away!

        ***Whispers***
        Smedley is getting a booty call.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 January 30

          Or am I getting the dog back?

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 January 31
          LurkRealClose permalink

          Well, best of luck either way.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 January 31
          Windrose permalink

          Yeah, whichever bitch you end up with. Er, I mean, whichever. Oh, you know. 8)

          Adores: 4
  18. 2011 January 30
    Windrose permalink

    Banner ad today seems to show a stack of belts. None of them have blingy buckles, however. Not interested.

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 January 31
      EclecticBlue permalink

      Mine said “Dark Chocolate,” but then it showed a picture of a watchband made of chunky wood beads. Lame!

      Hmmm… I believe I need me some dark chocolate.

      Adores: 2
  19. 2011 January 31
    EclecticBlue permalink

    I’m bored…. entertaaaaiiiin meeee! 😀

    In unrelated news, the last week or so, when I go to type a comment, the text from my previous comment is in the typing box. Has anyone else had that problem?

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 January 31
      Windrose permalink

      EB, watch me spin all these plates on these sticks! Da-da-da-da-da–$#*&@##! Well, watch me sweep up all this broken crockery. Sheesh.

      As to text in the box from pervious comment, no, that only happens when I forget I had already started a comment somewhere else, was checking a fact, then tried to answer a different comment. Or I get told I have to enter my info, but it’s already in there, just not registering. Or, I don’t know, other times but not just when nothing has gone wrong.

      Adores: 2
  20. 2011 January 31
    Windrose permalink

    Sockpuppet123, Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’Night, Mt. Zion!

    Adores: 2
  21. 2011 January 31
    CapnMac permalink

    Just now noticed Sparkie’s selling price.

    Wants either $20 in cash or $20 (in) pickup.

    I’ve seen a $20 pickup truck, just not recently.

    I’m told there are person of “negotiable affection” who only charge $20.

    The cabs in my town generally charge $20 to go from any one point to another in the two-city area.

    Wonder which sort of pickup Spark’ means (but not for long; I’ve pelnty else to wonder about).

    Adores: 3
  22. 2011 February 2
    pixiepotpie permalink

    How could Jesus not be honored to rest above the crotch of such a classy dude?

    Adores: 2

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