This one seems normal right until the end…
97 Nissan Pathfinder
Moving sale! Great desk full L shape brown wood 3 part desk $150 OBO
Matching Bed room set two night stands dresser with mirror queen sized bed with mattress dark brown wood 900 OBO
Nice black leather futon lays flat 75 OBO
2 small dark brown 3 shelf book shelfs
25 each OBOTHE FASTER YOU PICK UP the more I’ll take off
…when you realize that the poster is a stripper.
Thanks for the post, Mark!
The wise investor will take with a grain of salt what the pitchman says about the synergy among a used-car lot, a consignment furniture store, and an upscale gentlemen’s club.
Nissan — a path will find
With furniture of every kind
2 shelfs 2 stands one bed
A futon on which to lay your head
A desk and dresser too
Leaves room in which to cram your crew
It’s a car of dreams by no means;
Usurping the road.
I think that this here may be one of those subliminal thingies:
L shape brown wood
dark brown wood
lays flat
2 small dark brown
FASTER – I’ll take off
I’ll find a different path, thank you very much.
At least it wasn’t “the faster you come…”
97 Nissan TARDIS
——————————————————————————–Moving sale! Great desk full L shape brown wood 3 part desk $150 OBO
Matching Bed room set two night stands dresser with mirror queen sized bed with mattress dark brown wood 900 OBO
Nice black leather futon lays flat 75 OBO
2 small dark brown 3 shelf book shelfs
25 each OBOTHE FASTER YOU PICK UP the more I’ll take off
There, fixed it!
Let me Entertain you! Let me make you smile!
I will decorate here, with desks both old and new, dear,
I’m very versitile!
This mirror is fit for a queen. A female cat is a queen, a female dog is a bitch, and it’s Wednesday. Punchity Punch Punch C””J!
Good Morning, MTV Singers!
I feel compelled to comment, since I found this gem and submitted it–but, it has been a long day, and a longer drive home amdits roads over-full of strippers vending furniture willy-nilly.
THE FASTER YOU PICK UP the more I’ll take off
Depending on what Sparky is wearing, it may take me all week to pick up.
A customer arrived a bit too early… all furniture has been disassembled to the lowest component parts… much like what you’d buy at IKEA but without any of the “helpful” instructions. As the person had arrived so quickly, Sparky had taken off and taken apart everything.
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