You Suck at Craigslist

Tag: fun with pictures

  • YSaC, Vol. CLV

    wedding set – $125

    I have a 10 k wedding set for sale…..what you see is what you get….little small but very attractive set……if interested contact xxxxxxxxx@aol.com….thanks

    Oh, you’re right, that’s lovely. I particularly like the way the … um … or maybe it’s the … hmmm.

    I’m actually half-convinced that this person posted a picture of their cervix. I can’t figure out what else this could possibly be.

  • YSaC, Vol. CLIV

    2 FREE MASSAGES FOR IPOD TOUCH!!!

    IM A MASSAGE THERAPIST LOOKING TO TRADE 2 MASSAGES FOR AN IPOD TOUCH..xxx-xxx xxxx


    (actual photo)

    Too bad she wasn’t trading the massages for an apostrophe. Looks like she could use one of those as well. What do you think is the going rate for apostrophes these days? I’d settle for a foot massage. She owes me two of them for the previous sentences alone.

    That’s it, I’m starting a euphemism tag.

  • YSaC, Vol. CLIII

    Gutter Cleaner – Gutter Fixer — Stop all roof leaks – $75

    I clean gutters and I repair Gutters. I fix leaks in Roofs . New roofs installed.

    Lic and Ins – 20 years Exp

    Call for a free estimate – xxx-xxx-xxxx . Prices start at $75.00

    Roof! Roof!

    Frankly, I’m surprised he can make it up the ladder.

  • YSaC, Vol. CLI

    things you need

    in these troubled times we must repent! I have seen the light and it is glorious! I am embarking on a journey which provides no use for material items! my lifes belongings are free to the loving children of our lord jesus christ! so many things to see please call to see all the items! they must be gone by dec. 20th please call amber xxx xxx xxxx here are a few items i have pictures for! god bless

    Dibs on the creepy old guy!

  • YSaC, Vol. CXXVII

    Anthic white ceiling fan – $30

    This ceiling fan has 4 lamps and it it is very good condition.

    Nothing says “good condition antique white ceiling fan” like a picture of someone holding up the fan to the ceiling in their garage.

  • YSaC, Vol. CXV

    2 Framed Pictures of Wildlife

    See pics

    So apparently the first picture is a picture of wildlife, and the second picture is what Hunter S. Thompson would see if he were looking at a Salvador Dali painting.

    Submitted by Martha — thanks!