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YSaC, Vol. 1654: Ain’t nothin’ but a guy thang.

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guy thing

Good one.

I’m so glad someone has a good guy thing for sale. A good guy thing is hard to find. There’s stiff competition for the biggest ones, and they don’t come around too often.

Wait, maybe I’m reading this wrong. (In which case, I think I need to take a cold shower.) Maybe it’s a guy THING, not a GUY THING, if you know what I mean. Which I don’t. What kind of THING might a guy want?

Slightly used fleshlight for sale or trade!

“Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit” is for sale. I’ve bought it for [amount of foreign currency] 3 months ago but haven’t used it much.
It’s in great condition! I can trade it with a 500gb or higher capacity external harddisk
Please only serious guys! Do NOT waste my time!

*shudder* You know what? Never mind.

Thanks, Ellen and Maggie!

DISCLAIMER: If you do not know what a Fleshlight is, do not, under any circumstances, click this link at work.

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20 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1654: Ain’t nothin’ but a guy thang.”

  1. Lou Stool Avatar
    Lou Stool

    “Stamina training unit”. Good one.

    1. limelolly Avatar
      limelolly

      It’s more than ‘hands-on’ training.

  2. zoe Avatar
    zoe

    Would that be considered sloppy seconds? Being female I’m not sure…it’s a guy thing.

  3. TC Avatar
    TC

    My external hard disk is huuuuuuuuuge. Girls have told me so. It’s like, 24 terabytes. Maybe even 26.

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      “Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit….bought it 3 months ago…..haven’t used it much….”
      …..so, you’re saying it didn’t help with that “stamina” problem?

      and TC…..I don’t like terms like “bytes” being used around my “hard disk”….it makes me shudder….

    2. ghostcat Avatar
      ghostcat

      Sure it is, sweetheart. And it was just a formatting error that caused it to crash mid-upload the other night. It happens to lots of external drives.

  4. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    Sparky misspelled “thong.” I assume it didn’t fit right and chafed.

    Now the thong has ended, but the malady lingers on.

    1. kc Avatar
      kc

      Now you’ve done it. Next up, Taco Man and his amazing Thong.

      *grumble….bits, bytes, stamina…damn guys and their thongs*

      1. zero.nada.none Avatar
        zero.nada.none

        guy thing
        ___________

        good one

        ..as opposed to?…….

        guy thing
        ____________

        bad one

  5. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    Which thing was the guy thing, Thing 1 or Thing 2? And if the other of the two things is a gal thing, is he saying that the gal thing is not a good one?

  6. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    One Sparky is selling a good guy thing, while the other is selling a slightly used Fleshlight. I get the sense that a squickier version of “The Gift of the Magi” is in the works.

  7. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    [in outrageous Franch accent]”Un ‘gee’ thing? Qui est l’chose?”
    “N’est ce Guy d’Lombard!”
    “Lanser la vache! Lancer la vache!”

    (C’est une chose de l’hom.)

    1. limelolly Avatar
      limelolly

      Parlay, mon capìtan!

      1. CapnMac Avatar
        CapnMac

        Ok. Lancer la veau!
        Et petite chien, Toto, trop.
        Certains Guy Lombardo disques ainsi!

  8. SilvaNoir Avatar
    SilvaNoir

    I can’t help but hear the first one in the voice of a sarcastic sitcom actor/actress. As a punchline or zinger. “‘Guy thing‘. Good one”

    Second ad? …. eww, just eww.

  9. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Once upon a time, being placed in the box for the day had meaning and dignity. And I was on top of it, almost. Now, I am dazed and confused. So TC, Punchity Punch Punch! And three people are now in the box. And will get punched tomorrow. And then I will post the next group and get caught up. And then I will post the winners of the 2013 Don’t Suck Off! Thanks for reading and counting the ands.

    1. limelolly Avatar
      limelolly

      7….ah, ah, ah.

      1. One Moving Violation Avatar
        One Moving Violation

        CHOOO!!!

        (bless me)

  10. ghostcat Avatar
    ghostcat

    I think I’ll go over to YSaC today and catch up on all the posts I’ve missed lately!

    :clicks over:

    Oh, sweet mercy.

    Well, at least Sparky didn’t put a photo of the thing in his ad.

  11. TC Avatar
    TC

    “Do NOT waste my time!”

    Yes, because clearly his time is soooooo valuable, what with his soooooo many diverse activities and all.

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