YSaC, Vol. 249: Iw4mW,B II: Aphasia edition

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Very serious, deep-thinker, educated and ready to discuss the

I am too! OMG, we’re like very serious, deep-thinking, educated twins! So what do you think about the

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80 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 249: Iw4mW,B II: Aphasia edition”

  1. Martha Avatar

    It’s Zen. Let’s discuss ‘The’.

  2. PrincessLuceval Avatar
    PrincessLuceval

    Perhaps she’s narcoleptic? Or would that be “Let’s discuss the zzzzz…”?

  3. Colleen in MA Avatar
    Colleen in MA

    this is great! lol! it reminds me of the

  4. Sara Avatar

    I’m on the Internet. I prefer to discuss teh

  5. Maureen Avatar
    Maureen

    Personally, I think when she posted the ad, she just forgot to

  6. D / DM Avatar
    D / DM

    Hey, leave her

  7. dogface Avatar
    dogface

    I, for one, think it’s refreshing to see

  8. colleen Avatar
    colleen

    Best. Comment. Thre

  9. Ri L. Avatar
    Ri L.

    Obligatory Candlejack meme in three, tw

  10. Monica Hamburg Avatar

    This comment thread made me laugh my

  11. Dan Udey Avatar
    Dan Udey

    Uh, why is this funny? Maybe I just don’t get

  12. Gamaliel Avatar
    Gamaliel

    I can’t stop laughing! This is like that time when

  13. isaac Avatar

    Oh, nice. Now I shot milk out of my nose all over my

  14. 2Sly4U Avatar
    2Sly4U

    …………the middle of the conversation and cannot figure out what people are talking about. But maybe I’ll just

  15. NotMyName Avatar
    NotMyName

    You don’t talk about

  16. Dave and the ferret Avatar

    Maybe she’s educated in linguistics and wants to discuss the definite article. Or maybe her thoughts are so deep that she fell in.

    1. Ziaheart Avatar
      Ziaheart

      indefinite articles get no love. 🙁

  17. Camille Avatar
    Camille

    Alas, I can’t think of a single snarky thing to

  18. Mindfield Avatar
    Mindfield

    Story time!

    Once upon a time there was a

    1. Mindfield Avatar
      Mindfield

      …the rest of the alphabet soon followed.

  19. ToBScholarly Avatar
    ToBScholarly

    This post, along with accompanying comments, has made me laugh until tears were

  20. Artsy Computer Geek Avatar
    Artsy Computer Geek

    Obviously the zomb

  21. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Maybe it will help if we have a fresh batch of coffee sl

    1. Artsy Computer Geek Avatar
      Artsy Computer Geek

      or Lola’s fl

  22. christina Avatar
    christina

    I don’t want to discuss the, but I’ll discuss The The.

    1. Stephanae Avatar
      Stephanae

      Tell me what you’re deep-thinking, baby.
      You’re more serious than I am.

      You were the girl who
      You were the girl who

      You were the boy who turned into the

  23. CoffDrop Avatar
    CoffDrop

    Mary had a little
    Her father shot
    Now it goes to school with
    between two chunks of

    1. tigprincess Avatar
      tigprincess

      this is such a good

  24. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    I want, I want . . . I want to see Rachel Welsh’s bottom.
    Oops, that’s from Monty Py

      1. christina Avatar
        christina

        No, I think he meant Rachel Welch. She used to live down the

        1. CapnMac Avatar
          CapnMac

          Yes. Please may I

  25. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    I want asparagus with szechuan sausage, but that’s because my pharo-laryngeal is

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      Capn, I’d like to buy a vowel.

      1. CapnMac Avatar
        CapnMac

        Well, your credit is good; hav’ an “e”

    2. CoffDrop Avatar
      CoffDrop

      Asparagus makes one’s pee stink. But there is the

      1. CapnMac Avatar
        CapnMac

        Well, if you use the “baby” spears; blanch them before stir-frying in hot pepper oil in the wok they are

        1. CoffDrop Avatar
          CoffDrop

          Captain, I have such an overwhelming urge to complete your sentence that

        2. Mindfield Avatar
          Mindfield

          Let me guess, it involves Britney and a large

        3. Astrognash Avatar

          And the moral of the story is, “Stay thirsty, my

        4. christina Avatar
          christina

          Asparagus pee only stinks to those whose pee is affected. I probably should have added

  26. CJ Avatar
    CJ

    I wonder if she has eyes that burn like
    And nails that shine like
    Do you think she’s got the right
    I’ll bet she’s wearing a short skirt and looooooooooooooooooooooong

  27. linnee Avatar
    linnee

    This is one of the

  28. Isaac Avatar

    I think it’s worth revisiting this post, if only for the

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      Isaac, did you ever get the milk stains out of your

      1. Astrognash Avatar

        And was it ever found out about by

      2. Stephanae Avatar
        Stephanae

        Mmmhmm. “Milk” stains is also what I tell my

        1. Mindfield Avatar
          Mindfield

          That won’t fly in our house, so I just own up and admit that it’s

  29. Astrognash Avatar

    At this point, the redundancy of comments seems

    1. Stephanae Avatar
      Stephanae

      At this point, the redundancy of

      1. Lou Stool Avatar
        Lou Stool

        As of now, it seems like we are all snarking in the

        1. Astrognash Avatar

          Yeah, I know what you

        2. Mindfield Avatar
          Mindfield

          Nothing wrong with that, as long as you’re not

        3. Lou Stool Avatar
          Lou Stool

          What happened to my

        4. Lara Avatar
          Lara

          you left it in the

      2. Windrose Avatar
        Windrose

        Does anyone have another

        1. CapnMac Avatar
          CapnMac

          “Another” has a “the”

      3. Addicted Reader Avatar
        Addicted Reader

        At this point, the

  30. penguin Avatar
    penguin

    Fab! Just got back from the bookstore and was looking for someone with whom to discuss The

    1. Astrognash Avatar

      You’re just going to love the part where they

  31. Lara Avatar
    Lara

    I think therefore I

    1. christina Avatar
      christina

      I stink, therefore I

  32. LaKitta Avatar
    LaKitta

    I’m watching a David Mamet play – it’s like this post for 90 minutes.

    1. Addicted Reader Avatar
      Addicted Reader

      OMG, a complete sentence! I think that might break the

      1. Mindfield Avatar
        Mindfield

        That means we’ll have to throw her in the

    1. Addicted Reader Avatar
      Addicted Reader

      want

      1. christina Avatar
        christina

        to be under the sea. In

        1. LurkRealClose Avatar
          LurkRealClose

          an

        2. Mindfield Avatar
          Mindfield

          emu

  33. EclecticBlue Avatar

    This is seriously the funniest comment thread I’ve ever

    No such thing as a joke taken too

  34. David:) Avatar
    David:)

    Okay, let’s discuss the. The is normally followed by at least one word, such as “ducky”. It also is most often a noun, or at least an adjective describing a noun, for example “hot girl”, in which hot is an adjective and girl is a noun. So, to discuss now is not really that productive, even if you ARE a serious, educated, deepthinker.

    Sorry, but I guess I can’t discuss the.

  35. ToBScholarly Avatar
    ToBScholarly

    Choosing who goes in the box will

    1. Lou Stool Avatar
      Lou Stool

      It should be the person that said

  36. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Uh, Mindee, here’s your Punchity Punch

    G’Night,

  37. Seth Avatar
    Seth

    I accidentally the whole

  38. pixiepotpie Avatar
    pixiepotpie

    i’m secretly in love with the

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