2009 January 23

need female to impersonate old girlfriend

looking for petite/attractive late 20’s/early 30’s female to impersonate my old girlfriend to get me out of a pickle with my current one…would require only 10-15 minutes at most

Leslie sends this one along, saying, “This one mystifies me.  I want to respond just to see what it is he needs someone to do.  Clearly, there will be lying involved.  What kind of woman would be INTERESTED in doing this, anyway?  Given that it’s listed under “Etc. Jobs”, is he paying?  What is the going rate for impersonating an ex girlfriend for the purposes of lying to your current girlfriend?  Truly a niche market if ever I’ve seen one.”

In my mind, he killed his ex-girlfriend and his current girlfriend suspects him of it, and he needs to prove that she’s still “alive”.

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  1. 2009 January 23
    Mandee permalink

    Hmmmm…or maybe he’s still dating his old girlfriend (notice he didn’t say EX girlfriend) and needs the impersonator to tell the currant girlfriend they’re broken up!

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  2. 2009 January 23

    I take it this is a paid gig. Not sure what the going rate for an ex-girlfriend impersonator is, but I know an Elvis impersonator, and he makes upwards of a thousand dollars per appearance. I suppose a generic late-20s female doesn’t command as much, but I’ve got to assume the market rate for this kind of work is over a hundred bucks.

    I’m wondering if this guy wants his girlfriend to catch him and his “ex” in bed together.

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  3. 2009 January 23

    I saw a similar one a bit ago. A woman posting “you just have to come to my door dressed in a tuxedo and then drive away. The whole thing should take 15 minutes, tops”. No more info was given. A singing telegram…? WTF was going to happen there…?

    In any case, I think the guy who responds to that posting, and the girl who responds to this one, would be a good match.

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  4. 2009 January 23
    Random Person permalink

    AwesomeKyle, I think you have it almost right. That’s what he’s going to TELL the successful applicant… actually he’s just trying to get a girl into his bed. The “current” and “ex” don’t actually exist.

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  5. 2009 January 23

    Random Person, you are wise beyond your years. I think you’re right. This, like almost every other CL posting, is an elaborate scheme to trick someone into sex.

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  6. 2009 January 23

    I’ve picked up many free items on CL, and only rarely, I mean RARELY have I been tricked into sex.

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  7. 2009 January 23
    Amaia permalink

    Martha, FTW. LOL.

    That said, if he’s really looking for someone to do something kinky, like walk in on him and his current girlfriend, or “pretend” to be in bed with him when the current walks in, he’d be better off just posting in “Casual Encounters,” no?

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  8. 2009 January 23
    Courtney permalink

    Yeah, but if it’s a paying gig in casual encounters, he’d be flagged for soliciting. Other than that, regarding the content of this CL ad, I am dumbfounded as to what he could need a stand-in for. I am pretty sure I don’t want to know – OK, yeah, I really do want to know. lol.

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  9. 2009 January 23
    Elle permalink

    The curiosity is driving me nuts. Maybe the impersonator is supposed to reassure the new girlfriend that its over between the old girlfriend and the poster?

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    • 2009 July 22
      Igor The Vigorous permalink

      I hope it’s so that he can say “I’m getting back together with my ex..”
      Because no girl deserves to be stuck in a relationship like THAT.

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