its a 4 bedroom loft style apt. 1 bathroom huge kitchen/living room. 1 stop into manhattan on the L train. tons of bars/restaurants/shopping in the area. amazing roof/view
if its just for the month thats fine, but theres a chance you can sign the lease in june if everyone gets along
$940/month plus utilies
please let me know soon!
My god, this is like the Best. Apartment. Ever. I get to live with Aretha Franklin and that random hipster dude! Or is that a girl? Who cares! I’d be living with the freakin’ Queen of Soul and a hipster androgynous person who are both wearing massive bows! We could sit around all day making sure that all of our bows match the sofa. And we could worry about that strange glow emanating from the kitchen, but I know Aretha Franklin would protect me from it.
The hipster dude/tte and I could discuss how great his/her current favorite band is, until three days later when s/he decides they’re too popular to like anymore and that s/he has a new favorite band that nobody’s ever heard of because they haven’t even formed yet. And then Aretha would come in and start bellowing “R-E-S-P-E-C-T” and we’d be like, “Aretha, calm down, we’ll do the dishes in a minute.” And the glittering light from her Swarovski crystal bedazzled bow would light up the New York evening, and oh, how we’d laugh …
I made an image of the page because this one requires the full context:
Michael sent this one in. I guess child labor laws don’t apply if the kids are adorable. It’s only the ugly kids that get union representation to keep them from having to work the heavy machinery. If they’re adorable, though, they’re stuck on the assembly line for life. Serves ’em right, those cute little bastards.
He is a sweet puppy only 10 weeks old and gets alone with other dogs and kids(he loves to play) I’m asking a rehoming fee of $150 OBO He need to go ASPS
D’awwww, he’s so liddle! Who’s a puppy?! …okay, got that out of my system.
ASPS? Do they mean that the puppy has to go to a home with poisonous Egyptian snakes? I’ve only lived in the area for 8 months, maybe it’s a [location] colloquialism?
Look at that photo. He’s sitting on a car dashboard, and that car is on the highway. So his current owners have a poor grasp of both acronyms and basic vehicle safety. Great.
Someone adopt this dog As Soon… Permitting Snuggles? And Save Puppy Stuff? Allowing Several Powerful Smells? *sigh* I give up.”
How about And Save it from our Prodigious Stupidity? or As Spot becomes Pavement Splatter? (ew.)
The “rehoming fee or best offer” is what cements the asshat tag for this one. No, really, we’re not selling our dog; we’re just rehoming him for the highest free market value we can receive for him.
This is behind a cut because it’s long. Very long. Remember the last time I said that? Yeah, it’s kind of like that.
another year older today URRRGG!! read on if you dare to laugh!! – 37
i have posted here a few times before just having fun, please read below and tell me what you think ? ohhh and drinks on me loljust your dorky/nerdy/goober next door neighbor washing his truck in the drive way waving at you as you walk down the street…lol ( and thinking…”yummy” ) lol
and the next day in the row ahead of you in church farting and blaming the next guy laughing….
really, i do work hard, yet play hard..own a business that keeps me hoping yet am flexible being the owner…love to meet new people and know no stangers…all walks of life may contact me , im here to meet people, just like you !!!!! so hit me up…
can you answr my riddles ? for brownie points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q.What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”?
answer :”??
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
anser ??????
Q –What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
Answer?
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hope you like my below list i cam up with to show you a lil about who i am and also in hopes to make you laugh a lil bit…you should be open minded
WHOLE DINNING TABLE AND OTHER BIG CLOSETS THAT YOU CAN USE THAT ARE MADE FROM OVER THAN 65 YEARS AGO WICH IS THE STYLE AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL.YOU WILL NEED A BIG TRUCK TO BRING HE THINGS OUT.THE DINNING TABLE CAN BE SPLIT AND FIT 24 PEOPLE!IT COMES WITH A COVER THAT IS NOT TO HARD AND COVERS THE WOOD THAT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND FEELS LIKE IT IS GLASS BUT IT IS NOT.IT COMES WITH 6 CHAIRS,BUT YOU NEED TO ADD MORE CHARS TO MAKE IT 24 PEOPLE .IT WILL NOT HAVE LESS SPACE THAN 24 PEOPLE TO FIT IN.REMEMBER IT IS CHIP FOR THIS PLUS THE CLOSET AND THE SHELVS THAT COME IN ANOTHER CLOSET BUT IT DOES NOT USED FOR CLOSE,IT IS USED FOR GEST FOR A NICE LOOK BUT YOU CAN STELL PUT STOFF ON OR IN IT.SO E-MAIL ME KNOW AT YOU CAN CALL ANY TIME FOR MORE INF. AT CELL # xxx-xxx-xxxx [NAME]60@YAHOO.COM!
I PERSONALLY BELEVE THAT THE REESON CHILDERN CANT FIND THE DINNING TABLE IS BECUASE NOT ALL PEPLE HAVE DINNING TABLES, AND IF YOU HAVE A DINNING TABLE BUT ONLE 6 CHARS YOU NEAD MAOR CHARS TO MAKE IT 24 PEOPLE. AND THE CLOSET THAT DOES USED FOR GEST NOT PEPLE BUT THERE ARE SHELVS FOR STOFF. AND THE IRAQ AND THE SOUTH AFRICA EVERYWHERE LIKE SUCH AS.
Edited to add: This was submitted by Victoria. Thanks!
ok let me put this as clear as possiable This is a for real deal !!! I am clean D&D free MAN looking too get LAID no games no hassels,just some straight up N.S.A,, I am not a pyscho or crazy Just going throuh a very shitty DIVORCE and dont need any BS in my life at this time.. Can and willing to be discreet, will travel too you.. ready willing and able for what ever you want to do,, as long as i get LAID…. now now for those of you who cant read small print… I WILL NOT GO AND JOIN ANY OTHER BS WEBSITE,,,AND IF YOU ARE NOT AN AMERICAN OR AT LEAST LIVE IN AMERICA DONT BOTHER REPLY’N.. This is your one best shot at the best sex of your life i will gaurintee you a orgasiam if not multiple… Friday— saturday—- sunday only then your S.O.L…
Danielle sends this in, saying:
“I am afraid to leave the house knowing that this guy is lurking somewhere in my small town. What amazes me is that someone would have the chutzpah to post an ad like this AND include a picture in a small town? There’s about 13,000 people in this town and it’s one of those places where everybody knows everybody else. I bump into people I know all the time at the grocery store & at the local restaurants- and I’ve only lived here for 1 year…I don’t know that many people. So the chances of me randomly bumping into this….cunning linguist…? at the local Wal-Mart are fairly high! A risk I’m not sure I’m willing to take!
However I am oddly curious as to what an “orgasiam” is….I don’t believe I’ve ever had one. Is that what happens when you have sex while reciting Dr. Seuss? ‘I am Sam. Sam I am. Do you like orgas-i-am? We can do it here or there….we can do it everywhere! Orgas-i-am in a box! With a fox! On the rocks! Wearing socks!’”
I’m not really sure how to tag this. I don’t have a “wet my pants laughing” tag, but I think this might just warrant it.
