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YSaC, Vol. 1764: I’m too sexy for correct spelling

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Sexy woman at western [state] fair pink shirt – m4w

I seen u u smiled I asked how u was doing u walked off and I seen u look back while I was checking u out.im bald white guy with a green shirt on … Probably a long shot but u was very sexy so worth a shot… If this was u hit me up and tell me what I was doing when I seen u

So what do we think Mr. Clean here was doing when he seen her?

  • Picking fried butter out of his teeth?
  • Trying to pry off the GPS anklet?
  • Attempting to secure his party’s 2016 presidential nomination?
  • Yoga?

What do you think?

(Thanks for the post, OMV!)

Comments

23 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1764: I’m too sexy for correct spelling”

  1. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    He was reading a book, maybe Proust or maybe How to Be an Effective Homeschooling Parent.

  2. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
    MissMommyNiceNice

    What 16 year old girl dressed to the nines for the apex of rural social activity of the year doesn’t LOVE being hit on by a skeevy bald carnie with a court ordered registration status taking sips from a flask of Mad Dog 20/20 while operating the Gravitron? Ah, the memories.

  3. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    “Probably a long shot….”

    That depends on the type of weapon she has.

  4. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    It’s a game of use all the U’s

    She looked very sexy in her pink muumuu, I bet she could “vacuum my carpet” like no other!
    Her feet made a soft squushing sound as she hurried past me, I wonder if she would join me before passover for triduum?

  5. windrose Avatar
    windrose

    I seen u look back while I was checking u out, then u turned and barfed in the oyster tank. It were magic.

    So romantic. And people wonder where I get the inspiration for my books. 8)

  6. windrose Avatar
    windrose

    Now, to business. One and C””J, out of the box. C””J, you get the helmet since One is responsible for today’s ad. Punchity Punch Punch!

    I know it’s not fair, it’s not even circus.

    Good Morning, Rubes!

    1. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      Oh no, I don’t want to be responsible for anything. I prefer being irresponsible for this.

  7. nojazzhere Avatar
    nojazzhere

    Ah…..my favorite passage from Fifty Shades of Grey…

    …and the answer to his question is…” Taking pictures of pre-pubescent girls coming off the Ferris Wheel.”….

    1. capnmac Avatar
      capnmac

      Shouldn’t that read “Fiffy shades of puce”?

      1. nojazzhere Avatar
        nojazzhere

        Or….”Fifty shades of puke”…..

  8. camille Avatar
    camille

    It’s the State Fair. Obviously he was watching the hog-calling contest while eating a fried Twinkie on a stick, like everybody else at the State Fair. (Full disclosure: I absolutely love state fairs, and while I’ve never eaten a fried Twinkie, I’ve eaten more kinds of state fair food on a stick than you can shake a stick at.)

    1. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      *shakes stick at camille*

      1. nojazzhere Avatar
        nojazzhere

        “Shakin’ it here boss….shakin’ it here…..”

    2. capnmac Avatar
      capnmac

      State Fair of Texas is on right now. One of the featured foods is fried Shiner Beer.
      Also: Deep Fried Milk and Cookies on a Stick; Biscuit Fries with Chocolate Gravy; and the Fried Chocolate Maple Bacon Amazeballz <sic> (!)

  9. Tigprincess Avatar
    Tigprincess

    Since I’m British and therefore being ignorant of the standard types found at a state fair I assume that there could only have been one sexy woman in pink shirt and one bald white guy? Presumably the woman was in fact State Fair Queen and the only woman entitled to wear pink ( it’s such an underused colour for female garments as we all know), and Sparkii was the only (pick one or more from following choice) bald/white/guy/ leering/staring/checking out ? I mean, heaven forfend if the wrong hot sexy woman in a pink shirt got hold of the wrong bald white guy? It could cause disruptions all over the western states and the end of civilisation as we know it.

    1. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      I believe this ad was from the Specific Northwest.

  10. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    the end of civilisation as we know it.

    Tig, we can only hope. 8)

  11. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    I see one of my submissions showed up while I am on vacation and can’t be here. I think dan has been watching me and waited ’til I was gone to post this. I won’t be home for another two days.

    Conspiracies are everywhere.

  12. Demon Duck of Doom Avatar
    Demon Duck of Doom

    Sparky’s guide to How to Seduce Wimmens and Other Incomprehensible Alien Species specifically says that if she walks away when greeted, that means she wants you. Also, if she wears a pink shirt, that totally means yes. In fact, the only time you shouldn’t go for it is when she is actively beating you upside the head with a restraining order, which just means she’s playing hard to get.

  13. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    Sparky was probably checking every sexy woman out and there were 20 more ads similar to this one but with a woman wearing a blue shirt, and another with a flowery shirt, and one with a tube top, etc.

  14. Meg Avatar
    Meg

    So what do we think Mr. Clean here was doing when he seen her?

    Based on the content of the post, I can only assume ”downward facing dog’, or mayhaps ‘sleazy leering lizard’.

  15. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Oh my gosh! At the restaurant last night, at the next table there was a bald white guy wearing a green shirt! What are the odds?

    1. One Moving Violation Avatar
      One Moving Violation

      Last Friday, I went to the first night of TOMODACHI FEST 7. There was a voice actor there as a guest speaker. He was a bald white guy and he said, “If you see a bald white guy moving through the crowd, just come on up and say hi”. It may be interesting to know that this was the same city where this post is from.

      …and Windy, the odds are not even at the restaurant where you saw the bald white guy wearing a green shirt…odds are not even at all.

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