You Suck at Craigslist

YSaC, Vol. 212: But they’re minty!

Written by

drmk

in

$300 Methuen, MA. guy SEEKING TEMP ROOM RENTAL Orlando to TAMPA

Seeking immediate room rental bcuz sleeping in the truck or hotel rooms isn’t my thing!

$300 I’m seeking a honest ROOMATE/quiet Clean ROOM to RENT. if you know anyone or anywhere that maybe available, Please advise me. NO GAY MEN

NO GAY MEN since they are that ignorant and sick that they can’t control themselves nor interpret this ad correctly. This is an ad for a rental not gay sex! Do you sickos understand?

I’m Straight up, Trustworthy, clean, genuine, soon 2b MSTR ELECTRICIAN, NON DRUG USER, NON Alcoholic, Highley responsible Guy who SEEKS ROOM/ROOMATE ASAP. I’m quiet respectful person.

Im road Tech Electrician(& REHABBER/Investor) that does contract work on the east coast for temp agencies till i get licensed and go independant. My mother is bipolar, snapped a carrot tonight and kicked me out. So thats the reason why!Hey we just dont see eye to eye.

EMAIL MIKE Anthony A. ==>bronxboy[number]@yahoo.com call xxx-xxx-xxxx. TY people. My site www.[crappy single page “business” website preying on foreclosures].com

212a212b212c

Um, yeah. The bolding? That’s his. The spacing? Also his. The homophobia? Entirely his.

And until the recent carrot-snapping incident (one can only imagine what that’s a euphemism for), he lived with his mother.

But he’s quiet and respectful, as long as you’re straight.

Nice cat, though. This may be a real live example for the blog Cute Things with Douchebags.

Comments

20 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 212: But they’re minty!”

  1. D-Notice Avatar
    D-Notice

    At least any future housemate can be safe in the knowledge that he is absolutely, positively, 100% not gay…

    I think he needs to be checked out to see I he is the one who is bipolar.

  2. TastyPrawn Avatar
    TastyPrawn

    D-Notice, I was thinking exactly the same thing: “Is he sure it’s his MOM who is the bi-polar one…?”

  3. bbpsi Avatar
    bbpsi

    It’s good that he included photos. You see, when I rent my rooms I have a rule:

    NO UGLY MEN since they are that ignorant and sick that they can’t control themselves nor interpret this ad correctly. This is an ad for a rental not desparate sex! Do you sickos understand?

  4. Courtney Avatar
    Courtney

    All I can say is if THAT guy gets a room when it took me three months to find one from coast-to-coast, I completely give up any hope I had left for the human race. No I’m not a gay, carrot snapper – I have cats which were the biggest issue. But anyway… Orlando to Tampa, huh? Too bad he’s such a homophobe because he’d have a better chance in that area finding a nice open-minded home than another future unibomber like himself. All those sickos who just wouldn’t be able to resist his charm….

  5. Mandee Avatar
    Mandee

    Poor gays…first the guy yesterday says they’re not his flavor, now this guy.

  6. Eyeris Avatar
    Eyeris

    Hey, thanks for linking my blog!

    I am now tempted to just put this picture up on the blog. What a fucking douche. Though he’s more douchey in attitude than in looks.

  7. dogface Avatar
    dogface

    A quiet respectable person who’s loudly prejudiced against gay people? Awesome.

    1. VagabondClown Avatar
      VagabondClown

      I was about to post this same thing.

      I need to inform my friend Thom that he’s a sicko that can’t control himself. His straight roommate would probably like to know that, seeing as how he’s been there five years and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED! *Smirk*

  8. Katika Avatar
    Katika

    I love how he’s not only “soon 2b a MSTR ELECTRICIAN”, but apparently, he’ll soon be a non-drug user, a non-alcoholic and highly responsible as well! That’s great! Sign me up!

  9. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    Eyeris: You’re welcome! (I looked for an email to contact you but couldn’t find one.) He’s just one pout away from looking douchey too, though. I can just hear the Bronx accent and the “How YOU doin’?”

  10. Courtney Avatar
    Courtney

    Hey now, we don’t defame the great Joey Tribbiani – he was secure enough in his sexuality that he kissed Ross AND Chandler over the years and would probably have no problems renting a room from anyone regardless of sexual orientation. ;-P

  11. Monica Hamburg Avatar
    Monica Hamburg

    I feel like SNAPPING A CARROT just from reading this ad! So thats the reason why! SICKOS!

  12. Celeste Avatar
    Celeste

    If he’s not looking for sex, then why did he post pics? Does he think his looks are going to get him a room?

  13. Lyn Avatar
    Lyn

    One of my all time fave things is straight men who believe all gay men want to sleep with them.

    Dear Homophobic Straight Man: Gay men have too much taste to touch you with a 10 foot pole. kthx.

  14. Steph Avatar
    Steph

    Looks like he popped on Miami’s Craigslist too…

    “Seeking immediate room rental/roomate situation PREF FEMALE!

    I’m seeking a honest ROOMATE/quiet Clean ROOM to RENT.

    I’m Straight up, Trustworthy, clean, soon 2b MSTR ELECTRICIAN, NON Alcoholic, responsible.

    Im road Tech Electrician(& REHABBER/Investor) that does contract work on the east coast for temp agencies till I get licensed and go independant. “

  15. Baron von Rochester Avatar
    Baron von Rochester

    Somehow, the repeated assertions of non-gayness are somewhat undermined by posting a picture with his kittycat.

    I mean, not that all gay men have cats, but in context, sheesh.

    *Disclaimer: I have three cats, and am not gay, but I’m also not homophobic. OK, so I’m kind of metrosexual, but that’s not the point.

    1. Haeze Avatar
      Haeze

      Or perhaps it is the fact that he wears eyeliner that attracts gay men…

  16. Wrabner Avatar
    Wrabner

    @drkm: you’re forgetting speeling prolbem tag

    Seriously though, this ignorant cat-stroking vomit-inducing homophobic douchebag would think every gay man want to do tricks on him?? I mean, REALLY?

    dude, don’t flatter yourself!

  17. blake Avatar
    blake

    Wow. Lou ferrigno could be my roomate.

    Note that the time is made for all-caps but still abbreviated “to be” and “master”

  18. Shane-For-Wax Avatar
    Shane-For-Wax

    Yes, I’m a sicko who can’t control myself! Oh baby. Oh wait… I’m a chick. I guess that’s okay, huh?

Leave a Reply

More posts