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YSaC, Vol. LXXXII

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BEAUTY SALON NEON SIGN 18” BY 8” LETTERS – $500

BEAUTY SALON SIGN FOR FRONT STORE VERY GOOD CONDITION FOR MORE INFO. CALL RAFAEL XXX XXX XXXX

Just in case you wanted the letters, but didn’t want to start a beauty salon, you can also spell “TUBA SAY NOEL”, which I think would be a great musical instrument-themed Christmas store. You could host Tuba Christmas every year — think of the possibilities!

This might have marginally more useful value than my last attempt at “you can also spell … ” … or maybe not.

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27 responses to “YSaC, Vol. LXXXII”

  1. camtron9000 Avatar
    camtron9000

    you could also spell “AUNT LESBO”… just sayin’

  2. KikiMayMay Avatar
    KikiMayMay

    Has no one else noticed the above post? I mean, I may be creeping around the archives here, but still…
    I’m, frankly, slightly disturbed. The posted link makes it even weirder. Maxi pads?
    Please, anyone?

    1. drmk Avatar
      drmk

      Well spotted. Sometimes these things slide through. (I get something like 30-40 spam posts a day, and can’t always catch them all.) I’ve deleted it, obviously.

  3. kelli Avatar
    kelli

    I’d take the letters but I don’t have a front store. I used to have a back store, but I was always getting behind.

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      I was looking for a back store, ever since I threw my back out.

      1. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
        Dave and Ferret Tribe

        I was not at all happy with the reaction I got when I went into the Healthy Back Store and asked to see their selection of healthy backs in my size.

        1. LimeLolly Avatar
          LimeLolly

          With or without spines?

        2. CapnMac Avatar
          CapnMac

          Were there too many nickles in the back store?

        3. funky "eMonkey" monkey Avatar
          funky “eMonkey” monkey

          There was a lot of fat in my back store.

          It’s a southern thing. Nevermind.

    2. Artsy Computer Geek Avatar
      Artsy Computer Geek

      kelli ……How many behinds do you have now? What do you do with them? You know “inquiring minds” and all.

      1. kelli Avatar
        kelli

        That’s a rather cheeky question.

  4. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    LimeLolly must have been shooed out of the lounge and ended up in the box! Congratulations!

    1. LimeLolly Avatar
      LimeLolly

      I brought my bag of limes… margaritas, anyone?

  5. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    I thought long and hard, all that came up was…

    “You Best Anal”

    1. LimeLolly Avatar
      LimeLolly

      That’s ALL that came up? That would be a first. 8)

      1. HamCan Avatar
        HamCan

        I know, it’s a hard on to believe.

      2. funky "eMonkey" monkey Avatar
        funky “eMonkey” monkey

        L2: I saw the Geico commercial where the little gecko is line dancing and I thought of you. It made me go squee squee squee all the way home. Which happens to be my ring tone. No foolin’.

        1. LimeLolly Avatar
          LimeLolly

          The most recent commercial I’ve seen, is in New York City, and as soon as the Geico lizard says ‘Fuggedaboutit’, I’m laughing hysterically.

    2. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
      Dave and Ferret Tribe

      I could say something, but I’d probably spend enough time in the corner to assume voting residence there.

  6. CoffDrop Avatar
    CoffDrop

    I’d like to buy a vowel…..

    1. HamCan Avatar
      HamCan

      I want to buy a continent.

      1. CapnMac Avatar
        CapnMac

        I want to have a bank balance > $0.00

        And will likely only get a clementine.

  7. TacoMagic Avatar
    TacoMagic

    It’s beginning to look a lot like tuba
    Everywhere you blow-

    *Corner*

  8. Otter Avatar
    Otter

    U beat as lyons

  9. Otter Avatar
    Otter

    0r, alternately: Lyons beat u as

    1. funky "eMonkey" monkey Avatar
      funky “eMonkey” monkey

      Heh. “Beat as”. Heh.

  10. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Thanks for putting up the Beesmas tree, LimeLolly! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Pipetown Sandy!

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