YSaC, Vol. CIX

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Books wanted… – $10


What do you have? What do you need?

Those are pretty existential questions, but I’m relatively certain that I would never answer either of them with, “Disembodied and possibly photoshopped goats.”

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34 responses to “YSaC, Vol. CIX”

  1. Flying High Avatar
    Flying High

    Wait, I have to pay them $10 to give them books? Uhm, I’ll PASS.

    1. Lou Stool Avatar
      Lou Stool

      “Here’s your cat…….and here’s your $20.”

  2. ghostcat Avatar

    I have a vaguely nauseous feeling from trying to figure out what those goat heads are supposed to be doing.

    Sparky owes me $10, plus $100,000 for emotional damages.

    1. HamCan Avatar

      Wainscoting … Wainscoting … Wainscoting …

      Baaaaaaaaaaa…

      1. ghostcat Avatar

        I thought sheep lived in the wainscoting, not goats.

        1. CapnMac Avatar
          CapnMac

          Only in Cornwall; Umbria, Norfolk, or the like, goats are permissible (unless specifically barred by town Council).

  3. LimeLolly Avatar
    LimeLolly

    Those are not bookworms.

    1. TacoMagic Avatar

      You sure? I’m pretty sure these eat books…

      1. LimeLolly Avatar
        LimeLolly

        Maybe… but those look like illegal-alien goats.

        Psst. Hey, whatchu need? We can get whatchu need, unless we got it in the back. Yo’ man, com’ on for ten dolla, we hook you up riiiggghhtt.

  4. LurkRealClose Avatar
    LurkRealClose

    I want books, also. Sparky owes me $10, now.

  5. TacoMagic Avatar

    I’m looking for the book, “Avoiding the Goat” by Ann Landers. Anyone have a copy?*

    *Actually this was a newspaper column and not actually a book.

  6. ToBScholarly Avatar
    ToBScholarly

    When I look at the picture, I see pi.
    What pi has to do with goats or books, I have no idea.

  7. Smedley Avatar

    Personally, I am baffled that there was only one response to the original post.

  8. Smedley Avatar

    I see two goats looking out of another goat.

    GOATCEPTION

      1. Smedley Avatar

        They can’t all be gems.

      2. ToBScholarly Avatar
        ToBScholarly

        Don’t you mean ewe?

    1. ghostcat Avatar

      And there appears to have been a traffic jam.

  9. HamCan Avatar

    It’s…it’s a COOK BOOK!!!

  10. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    This is the classic children’s story, Three Belly Goats Gruff.

  11. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    *checks social calendar* Happy Birthday to Capn Mac and Libby’s Girl (hope you at least lurk these days, LG), condolences to Lara regarding not getting the job, remember every interview gets you closer to the job that is meant for you alone!
    Also, Happy Father’s Day to everyone who is a father or who had a father. *puts down calendar and raises glass* Cheers!

    1. Smedley Avatar

      Happy Birthday, Cap’n!

      1. CapnMac Avatar
        CapnMac

        No cards or letters yet. Have email now from four separate time zones (12 away being furthest); missives on f/b spanning the nation and even overseas.
        Figure there may be a phone call or two later–probably while watching the College World Series game later.

        This stumbling into being more than a half-century has its ups and downs. Present heat wave is not being very helpful. Oh well, Onward, ever Onward.

        1. Addicted Reader Avatar
          Addicted Reader

          Happy birthday!!!

        2. SilvaNoir Avatar

          Happy Birthday! I got you these goats. They seem to be stuck

  12. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar

    Books wanted. Vellum OK, as long as it’s no one I knew.

  13. kelli Avatar

    Felicitations on your natal anniversary Cap’n

    1. HamCan Avatar

      What is he’s allergic to cats?

      1. Is.A.Manx Avatar
        Is.A.Manx

        Allergies are not permitted, especially those interfering with food, scratching, food, rubbing, food, playing, food, sunny spots, food, clean boxes, food, napping, or food.

        Vikings singing about canned meat products are permissible.

        *stretch, roll, stretch, loll*

  14. SilvaNoir Avatar

    I know for sure that I don’t need 1 and a half goat heads.

  15. Smedley Avatar

    Goat heads, goat heads,
    Roly, poly, goat heads,
    Goat heads, goat heads,
    Eat them up, yum!

  16. Addicted Reader Avatar
    Addicted Reader

    I don’t get it.

    Must be one of those metaphoricallal things.

  17. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Well, then. ghostcat, Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’Night, Goat Hill!

  18. Katimomkat Avatar
    Katimomkat

    I’m pretty sure he wants to buy books to feed his goats with. Either that or the goats like to read and they’ve devoured everything on the shelves. I recommend Heidi—the goats are practically the main characters.

    Yodel–A-Hee-Hoo

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