I like my little sweet peas..share your pets with me
I just wanted to share and get word out to everyone, that me and brenda mullins, I am jack mullins have puppet pet shows in our home. You can bring your little snuggle bunny to participate but a $10 fee will apply. We have church related shows that are geared to the well being of the animal for its spiritual side and we even baptitize for $100. We take donations here in our trailer, I live w/ mrs mullins, my mom, and do have stuffed animals for sale ranging from $25 – $550.00.
Here is a pic of my mee maw and a pic of me making and holding toys for the animals, well I gotta get ready for tonights show, I hope yall can come and help save a animal and keep it on the spiritual path.
I love you. Jack Mullins
I love you too, Jack Mullins, but ours is the love that dare not speak its name. You see, our love is forbidden because my life’s mission is to prevent people from dressing their animals up in clothing. You seem to not only be doing that, but charging people for the privilege of doing so, and then subjecting the animals to being participants in strange religiously-based pet puppet shows.
Is there really a big problem with heathen animals? I mean, other than hermit crabs, because those things are obviously Satan’s minions.
And am I the only wondering whether the “stuffed animals” they’re offering for sale are fabric animals or taxidermied versions of the animals who kept missing their lines in Lent’s Passion Play? Have you ever tried to teach a Siamese cat Latin? It’s not pretty.
Decorator Redecorating!!!!! This is a one of a kind sideboard. Very ornate! It is hand carved with guilted gold, solid marble top is 60″long, 24″wide, 32″ high
I know exactly what you’re thinking — how does one achieve the decorating nirvana of “guilted gold”?
Well, we here at YSaC are all about education*, so I’ve done years worth of research into this particular phenomenon and am happy to share it with you.
The process of guilting something in gold is very laborious. It involves my mother standing over it and saying things like, “Don’t worry about calling me, I know you’re busy” and “No, really, it’s okay that you got married without me there; you’re just my only daughter.”
Eventually, the guilt builds up in layers. Done properly, the guilted gold shines so brightly that it reflects all of the disappointment on her face. (“All my friends have grandchildren.”) Once it’s completed, the sealing layer is applied (“Don’t mind me, I’ll just sit here in the retirement home in the dark”).
So you can see what an intensive and soul-crushingly painstaking process guilting gold is. Really, would it kill you to pay $3,000 to keep your mother’s love intact? After all she’s done for you? Selfish ingrates.
Box of stuff for sale! List includes but is not limited to:
120W Car stereo graphic equalizer thingy
Casio adding machine with printer (needs ribbon)
alarm clock
shampoos/conditioners
styling mousse
hand soap
loofa for that alligator skin you get sometimes, hopefully sometimes!
random DC power supply
graphic calculator
hand sanitizer
silver jewelry cleaner
wrapping paper filler
oil lamp bases
back brace
towel
prevention magazine
old style motorola carrying case
flax seed bag opened
Best offer wins this box of terrific stuff!
Cash Only
In order to win this box of gems you need to send me your name, date and time you can pick it up and the amount of your offer. Any questions about the items disqualifies you as I am not trying to sell it. I have better things to do. As far as I know all of the items work. I will delete the ad when the item sells so don’t ask me if it’s still available. I never answer those emails anyway. Good luck! 🙂
Josie sends this ad in, saying, “This listing is SO funny to me! I can’t decide if I think this person A) cleaned out their car and put everything in a box; B) kicked their significant other out and put his/her stuff in a box; C) needs a quick buck and so grabbed everything in their house that he/she could live without and is now auctioning it off on craigslist…
“I’d love to know more about it, especially that “graphic calculator”, but would be devastated to be disqualified from this excellent auction. My bid is going to be $0.17 and I’ll pick it up a year from next Tuesday.”
I’d just like to point out that this ad was posted on July 1; as I’m writing this post, it’s currently July 20th and the ad is still up … so I guess Josie’s bid didn’t get accepted.
Thanks for the listing, Josie! Better luck next time.
I have always wanted a chihuahua douchound mix or just a douchound or toy chihuahua i just really want a small dog with that doesnt have long hair. my mom finally said for my 18th birthday/ graduation gift she would get me one. So if you are giving a way or selling i would be interested please.
As you all, know, we here at YSaC are all about helping people get what they want*, and this person wants a chihuahua/douchound mix. She’s wanted one for so long that she’s actually gone to the trouble of learning how to spellchihuahuacorrectly, so we can reward her a little bit, right?
Although really, honey, you don’t want a douchound mix. They smell like vinegar and summer’s eve fragrance. Let’s see what else we can find out there.
BED BUGS ARE BACK!…everything needs to be gone in 2 weeks!! – $1
I’m moving out of state in a few weeks due to hygienic difficulties…I need to sell everything!!!
couch $200
white bookcase $70
bedframe/mattress and side table $250 (not until last week of June)
oak bookshelf $15
wicker chair from Pier1 $60
EVERYTHING IS IN GREAT CONDITION!!
I will be having an garage sale through RSVP only- on Sunday June 14 all day!!!
books, clothes, desk w/ file, desk chair, misc kitchens and bathroom treasures!!
You’re moving.
Because of bedbugs.
And so you’re selling … your couch and your bed.
*scratches*
No thanks. I think I’ll try to find another bed on Craigslist. There must be other ads for beds on Craigslist, right?
