2 Lazyboy recling chairs like new! Must sell ASAP!!!! want gone today – $150
I am selling 2 lazyboy recliners, these are like new! One of them swivels, rocks, and reclines and the other one rocks,and reclines. I want theses gone ASAP!!!! Iwould like them gone today!!! both are the same color ( light kacki ) Please let me know if any questions. Please if interested make a reasonable offer and there yours!!!
Naomi sends in this ad, with the following commentary:
“Now, there are a couple of things you should notice about these chairs. First, of course, is that they are recling. So if you have ever wanted to recle in a chair, now is your chance. You might not know about recling, but it is what you are doing when you are not being reckless, of course.
“Second, there are two chairs, but they look like three, and they all take up the exact same space in the seller’s living room. Don’t ask how — they are trained professionals; don’t try this at home.
“Then, of course, there is the lovely kacki color. If you’re not familiar, this is the color you turn on a bumpy plane ride, as in ‘Are you OK?’ ‘No, I’m feeling a little kacki.’
“Apparently, the sale of these magical kacki recling chairs has something to do with the seller’s frustration over graduate school, because s/he wants theses gone as soon as possible.”
Recling. Surely that’s just someone making a one-off typo in the title, right? I mean, they got it right in the ad itself, so surely nobody else would make that mistake, right?
I have recling and other chair and 5 bucks for you
hurry wont last at this price
Oh. So, wait … I’ll get a recling, and a chair, AND $5? Is there any chance the recling is kacki?
Second post courtesy of Martha F., who destroys my faith in humanity once again.
If you’re advertising on Craigslist looking for someone’s services, maybe it’s best not to be a jerk about it:
NEED a Proven tato artist whos great and affordable
need someone whos not a creep or a phony. willing to pay up to $200 for one tatoo on both arms. this will be permenet obviously, so I want it to be as close to perfection as possible. willing to negotiate price if tatoo artist i super good. email, txt pictures of past personal drawings ( i will make sure you YOURSELF drew them. I wil also check your ID to make sure its you, and body check before you enter my place making sure you dont have shit on you. call me asap. seriously, the first person who calls will get a fair chance. the tatoo will happen at sunrise on the bay. I WANT A MIAMI DOLPHINS LOGO (they are my favorite team, if you have a problem with that then enjoy not making money. I also want a tattoo that reads LEENOY but in Biblical Hebrew text surrounded by some design. If you know, speak, or read hebrew thats a plus. please respond soon. thanks! want ears pierced too. if you have own credit card thing that be awesome, if not well go to to ATM AFTERHAND, I WILL NOT PAY BEFORE IM SATISFIED WITH THE TATTOOS. xxx-xxx-xxxx. if your a joker, ill block ur number
How can you make sure that someone drew something? Would you say, “Here, draw this again in front of me, so that I knew you drew this”? And I’m not exactly up on the current rates for tattoos, but doesn’t $200 for two tattoos and two piercings seem a little low to you?
Have you considered all that rontatooman could offer you?
I need a therapist – w4m – 25
If you have a degree in psychology or counseling and you are just so sick of getting paid to listen to someone complain and you want to her some one cry for free you should write to me. I was just dumped by my boyfriend after he found out I was sexually assaulted by one of his roommates. His other roommate is my best friend who happens to be dating my attacker and now she wont talk to me either. I recently graduated and can’t find a job. I just put my home on the market and I’ve got no place to go.
If you’ve got a should that’s longing to be soaked with tears let me know.
That’s right, if you’re a trained, licensed therapist and you’re sick of getting paid to listen to people complain, why not do it for free?
(I’m not saying that this person doesn’t need some help — if she was assaulted, she should definitely talk to authorities — but this is probably not the way to go about it. You know, versus free clinics and the like.)
Possibly even more oddly, this was posted in Strictly Platonic. One wonders what her relationship with other therapists has involved.
Thanks to Kimberly for the demanding tattoo recipient ad and to Aunty Christ for the therapy ad!
You know those letters you were trying to save by using u and ur? Yeah, you pretty much made up for it by adding in the random letters in the title.
I mean, I realize that the word “manure” is obsceuwer, but I asseuwer you that yoeuwer ad will proceuwer more grandeuwer if youeuwer spelling is more mateuwer and less unseuwer.
I have always wanted a chihuahua douchound mix or just a douchound or toy chihuahua i just really want a small dog with that doesnt have long hair. my mom finally said for my 18th birthday/ graduation gift she would get me one. So if you are giving a way or selling i would be interested please.
As you all, know, we here at YSaC are all about helping people get what they want*, and this person wants a chihuahua/douchound mix. She’s wanted one for so long that she’s actually gone to the trouble of learning how to spellchihuahuacorrectly, so we can reward her a little bit, right?
Although really, honey, you don’t want a douchound mix. They smell like vinegar and summer’s eve fragrance. Let’s see what else we can find out there.
only accept paypal will ship anywhere once payment is received
some only worn a few times. out of the business no longer need them.
I’m trying to imagine a stripper routine that would involve unhooking a corset. Those things are terribly fussy. Someone apparently forgot to tell this person the difference between skimpy and sexy. Also, who knew that strippers could only wear pink?
LOOKING FOR A EXOTIC DANCE/POLE PARTNER
IM 35 AND STUDYING THE ART OF EXOTIC/POLE DANCING AND WANTED TO FIND SOMEONE WHO USE TO /OR IS CURRENTLY A EXOTIC/POLE DANCER/TEACHER.(MALE OR FEMALE)..THAT CAN SHOW ME OR STUDY WITH ME……ITS BORING WHEN YOUR STUDYN ALONE…..PLZ CONTACT MS. LIBRA@xxxxxxxxxx…PS…EVEN MATERIALS FOR LEARNING LIKE BOOKS,POLES, STRIPPER SHOES,ETC WILL BE A BLESSING….SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY….!!!!! DONT CALL IF YOUR PLAYING AROUND……
Do you need some stripper clothes? Do you like pink? Are you shaped like a piece of plywood? ‘Cause if so, I think I can hook you up.
hight 6’4”
weight 290 lbs
eyes green
hair dirty blond
no helth problems in family
decient lookin young man in need of
a little cash do to hard times i have three
beautie kids now will send a pic only if really interrested
if you decide to make a purches 200$ per cup
no inter corse required donation will be provided in a cup at your choice of location
100 when we meet the the other 100 after you geet the goods contact me at xxxxxxxx_56@yahoo.com
thanx and have a good day
Megs sends this in, saying, “Who wouldn’t ‘wont’ to spend $200 to ‘geet the goods’ from this guy?”
I don’t know … the asking price might be a little high, especially considering this offer:
sperm donor – 30
I would like to offer my hepl to you get a baby.
I dont need sex I only want to help.
5 years without alcohol 4 no tobacco.
healtly. and so handsome.
if you want I send you a pic.
anyway I want only to help.
my dream is to be father this mean that Im open to a relationship.
get married and every thing about love.
thanks.
He’s willing to offer his hepl to get me a baby. And here I thought we only had HepA through HepG — he has a flavor of hepatitis that hasn’t even been DISCOVERED yet!
And then there’s this:
Lets get pregnant!
I want at least 20 kids, all under one roof, so don’t be the jealous type, one women couldn’t do that, even if she could it’d take 20 years, unless she used in-vetro to have multiple, multiple births, which I would never let happen with my sperm. My sperm will be planted in someone who is all natural and will be birthed naturally(if all goes well), then breast fed for 2 years, preferably on a homestead out in the country.
You’re right; one woman couldn’t do that. Even the Duggar family only managed 18 kids in 24 years. Slackers.
But you, with your magical sperm and multiple all natural baby machines, will almost certainly be able to create a farm full of infants that you will raise to create run-on, comma-spliced sentences in your image. If all goes well, that is. After all, what could possibly go wrong with this plan?
