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YSaC, Vol. 1627: Blesmols soul.

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mummified mole rat

It is scary ready for holloween tex me xxx xxxxxxx

You know, this IS very scary, especially since that’s probably not actually a mole rat (you know, since they’re indigenous to Africa and Eurasia and not especially good pets), and is more likely their kid’s guinea pig that got trapped in what appears to be a stuffed animal hoarding situation behind it. Based on the look on this poor critter’s face, it wasn’t a pleasant death, either.

The other scary thing about this is that since Craigslist has started mapping street addresses within ads, we can see that the person who thought it would be okay to sell the dessicated corpse of a former family pet as a prop for Halloween happens to live across the street from a large school. If children go missing, I think the police should start in the pile of stuffed animals in this person’s garage.

Thanks, Andy!

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40 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 1627: Blesmols soul.”

  1. SC Avatar
    SC

    God help the poor school if the guy subs for science classes.

    “Now, we take the dead frog and cut it open for our lord and master, C’thulu…”

  2. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    Tex-mex me.

  3. One Moving Violation Avatar
    One Moving Violation

    wh?

  4. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    Nyahp, me Tex’
    You, y’all jes’ ain’ right.

    1. Tankerbell Avatar
      Tankerbell

      No kiddin’. The normal person coming across this screams and makes someone take it away. Sparky? “Nyuk nyuk…. Ah bet ah kin sell this on the Craigslist!”

  5. Brer Fox Avatar
    Brer Fox

    The horror! Not even anything remotely edible on dem bones. No genie pig jerky, nothing.

  6. P-Rex Avatar
    P-Rex

    Add it to the list.

  7. Brer Fox Avatar
    Brer Fox

    Rufus? No! Tell me it isn’t so!

  8. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    The remake of The Mummy as a Mickey Mouse cartoon was not a box-office success.

  9. Rabbit Roulette Avatar
    Rabbit Roulette

    Going by the tail, I would say skinned squirrel instead of guinea pig. Or maybe a degu. They have long tails like that. The pile of stuffed toys behind it makes it a lot scarier than such an object would be on its own.

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      Are you sure it’s dead?…….this looks like a baby chupacabra playing possum….or sleeping…. or pinin’ for the fjords…..yeah, that’s it!!!!!….beautiful, er, plummage (?)….

  10. ghostcat Avatar
    ghostcat

    For some reason, Disney’s line of stuffed animals designed by Tim Burton didn’t do very well.

    1. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
      MissMommyNiceNice

      Lol, ghostie, this really did make me giggle! I make a lot of handmade items to sell at the holidays and have been working on a new line of gingerbread man stuffies. Mr Mommynicenice deemed them very Nightmare Before Christmas-esq and couldn’t decide if they were creepy or cute. Then we spent 10 minutes singing silly songs to each other to the tune of ” This is Halloween” and making them dance.

      Here’s a picture: https://m.facebook.com/heather.klinefelter?success=1&__user=100002439687704#!/photo.php?fbid=602348439822186&id=176371552419879&set=a.216991615024539.52138.176371552419879&source=46&__user=100002439687704

  11. TC Avatar
    TC

    Why are so many mole rats naked? Nobody wants to see that. Put a little suit on him or something.

    1. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
      MissMommyNiceNice

      Here you go:
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2345120/Chainmail-guinea-pig-outfit-set-sell-24-000-extreme-animal-lovers-spark-eBay-bidding-war.html

      1. ghostcat Avatar
        ghostcat

        Ooh, scale armor. Classy.

        1. ghostcat Avatar
          ghostcat

          Bit chilly in here today.

  12. C"From Behind.....Suddenly"J Avatar
    C”From Behind…..Suddenly”J

    Heyyyyyyyyyy! How did y’all get a picture inside Jen Lawson’s closet?

    1. ghostcat Avatar
      ghostcat

      It does look a little like Copernicus’ distant cousin.

  13. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
    MissMommyNiceNice

    I’m actually more concerned about the second ad for stuffed animals and the unsuspecting person that will end up with mummy scented stuffies…

    1. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
      MissMommyNiceNice

      BTW, Mummy Scented Stuffy is the name of my all furry Black Sabbath cover band.

    2. ghostcat Avatar
      ghostcat

      Forget pumpkin spice, I want mummy scented candles.

  14. Tankerbell Avatar
    Tankerbell

    1. Become hoarder
    2. Ignore citations untilCity comes out and force-clears your property
    3. Discover fate of Huck, your now-grown daughter’s genii pig
    4. Profit!

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      3. Discover fate of Huck, your now-grown daughter’s long-tailed genii pig

      There, I fixed it for you. 8)

      1. Katimomkat Avatar
        Katimomkat

        Windrose, long tailed genii pig FTW. 🙂

        OT, but how does one add the graphic based quote, e.g., the one at the top of your post?

        1. SilvaNoir Avatar
          SilvaNoir

          I use [blockquote] text [/blockquote] only replace the [] with arrow brackets > <

          text

        2. Windrose Avatar
          Windrose

          Wot Silva said. 8)

      2. Katimomkat Avatar
        Katimomkat

        Thanks Silva. I’ll try that next time.

  15. mudslicker Avatar
    mudslicker

    Get It While It’s Hot!!

    1. MissMommyNiceNice Avatar
      MissMommyNiceNice

      Hot Naked Mummies is the name of my Pussycat Dolls goth cover band.

      1. ghostcat Avatar
        ghostcat

        Sounds like a Halloween-themed adult film – which is probably a thing but I ain’t Googling it.

        1. mudslicker Avatar
          mudslicker

          But it’s the square wasp’s nest. Matchy-matchy with the mummified rodent.

  16. CapnMac Avatar
    CapnMac

    Wait, ready for “holloween”?
    Does the Soul Society know about this?
    Does Ichigo Kurasake have a bankai for dessicated rodent Hollows?
    Has Sparky kidnapped Orihime?
    Are there Quincy’s about? Are there ModSouls and that is why there are so many stuffed animals? (Hard enough just keeping track of Kon, Kurobo, & Noba.)

    Now, all I want to do is to go to Urahara’s shop in Karakuratown and beverage–sigh.

    1. nojazzhere Avatar
      nojazzhere

      Is there a Spring Creek nearby, Capn? I’ll meet you there…..

      1. CapnMac Avatar
        CapnMac

        Dunno. I half-prefer Dickies (depending on location).

        When it comes to Q, though, my local fave is Marshall’s, more than worth the drive to Farmer’s Branch.

        Were I in Austin, and this being Friday, the ribs special at Artz would be high up on my list.

        Now, I’m hungry.

    2. SilvaNoir Avatar
      SilvaNoir

      I haven’t read/watched Bleach in the longest time.

      I lost track of it after Aizen was defeated

  17. Ralph Avatar
    Ralph

    So Boris Badenov finally got Rocky and is selling him on craigslist. Does he have a mummified moose available?

  18. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Mr. D.a.F.T. it is certainly a privilege to give you yet another further different Punchity Punch Punch!

    (You aren’t missing any ferrets, are you?)

    Good Morning, Bioarcheologists!

  19. Katimomkat Avatar
    Katimomkat

    I’m highly dubious of Stuffey Rat’s (distant cousin of Mickey Mouse) authenticity. There are so many questions: Why did the desiccation of Stuffey’s skin and fur stop at the neck? Why does his head look so well preserved—in fact, positively lifelike—when the rest of him is a shriveled carcass? Why is his head two sizes to big for his body? Why can’t I keep from feeling that Sparkey took a stab at Photoshop?

    Somehow, I think the recipient of this “treasure” is in for a disappointment when Stuffey the squirrelly headless mummified “mole rat” arrives.

    Oh that Sparkey, bless his soul.

  20. Katimomkat Avatar
    Katimomkat

    “If children go missing, I think the police should start in the pile of stuffed animals in this person’s garage.”

    Giggle giggle, snort snort! That made me literally lol.

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