YSaC, Vol. 581 redux

2013 December 7
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by Windrose

I got 99 song parodies, but I can always think up another one.

YSaC, Vol 1636: What you talkin ’bout, Wills?

2013 December 6

2003 honda civic fruitful car nice wills


2003 honda civic odometer: 158
I have a beatiful honda that I need to sale fast it is a 5 speed manul transmission new paint jop 18 inch wills 158xxxmills interior nids clining a littel love the car runs a dribes good if you have anny custions please call or tex att ### ### ####

So apparently it’s “Bad Car Advertisement” week here at YSaC. (I’m as surprised as you are, really.) So let’s finish off with this fruitful car. You know who needs a fruitful car? It’s obvious, when you think about it:

Thanks for the post, William!

YSaC, Vol. 1635: It’s 2013, where’s my flying car?

2013 December 4
by dan

1973 Ford ranchero – $500



73 Ranchero ,390 motor auto trans minimal rust,inside of bed solid,not running,good interior,etc

Putting the car up on blocks – you’re doing it wrong. Actually, I suspect the car is running just fine, this is just a case of Tom & Jerry syndrome: Tom holds Jerry up off the ground. Jerry runs as fast as he can, but since he’s up in the air, he doesn’t go anywhere.

Likewise, Sparky got in the car, started the engine, floored it… and couldn’t figure out why the car hadn’t moved.

Thanks for the bizarre, Kyle!

YSaC, Vol. 1634: Crazy bitle thing called love.

2013 December 2

2002 betle waswagen – $6000




hi my friend has bitle woswagen 2002
has sun roof is manual transmission asking $ 6000 no mecanic problems
has 129xxx miles is in very good shape inside and autside power lock
is turbo S 6 velocity is sport
new brake hed laight new fresh oil
for more cuestion call at ### ### ####
thank you.

“Hey Abbot!”
“What is it?”
“Wanna buy a car?”
“What kind is it?”
“It’s a Was Wagon!”
“A Was Wagon? What kind of car is it NOW?”

Thanks, Angela!

YSaC, Vol. 877 redux

2013 November 30
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by Windrose

Did you get everything you needed at the Black Friday sale? Bet the stores didn’t have this.

YSaC, Vol. 1633: SQUAWK!

2013 November 29

Bird Parrot


I am looking to adopt one pet bird or pet parrot whom be healthy, young, and tame
The one bird or one parrot is one of these in the list
One singing male Canary or
One tame parrotlet or
One male and tame cockatiel or
One tame indian ring parakeet or
one tame mustache parakeet or
one tame Alexander parakeet or
scarlet parakeet whom should be quiet for a small parrot and tame
Or an amazon(lilac or blue fronted or red lored or yellow head, but not orange winged or red mexican head or white fronted amazon) should be younger than 15 years old and healthy(vet checked), tame,
Quiet for an amazon, and friendly and clean and polite language if it is talkative.
The birds or parrots whom I am NOT interested to adopt are
Lovebirds of any kind
Electus
African greys
Macaws of any kind
Conures of any kind
Monk parrot(Quaker)
Myer parrot or senegal parrot
Or any loud or screamer kind
Cockatoos of any kind
Finches of any kind
Please if you have any other kind of pet bird or pet parrot whom are quiet(not a screamer) or plucker(the feathers should be in good condition and healthy),but you are looking to re-home for any personal reason then please email me with a fair and reasonable adoption fee. I am very experienced with birds and parrots, but I am NOT a breeder.
I do not have dogs or cats or any other kinds of pets other than one pet parrot whom I love very much, and looking to adopt one more bird or pet parrot to keep his company and mine.
I also have a 7 foot fancy and good looking christmas tree with its stand and lights and green and red decoration, and it looks like brand new, and it was just used in my smoke free and clean home last year ,in case, you are interested for trade for less expensive bird like a cockatiel or parrotlet or canary, other wise, as I mentioned then I would pay for smaller parrot like indian ring parakeet up to $100 or for your amazon parrot whom you are looking to re-home up to $300.
The cage of the parrot or the bird should be right size and in good shape for your bird or parrot or I would buy a larger and right size cage for my future parrot myself.
Thanks for your consideration.
Happy Thanksgiving

I would like to write a snarky response to this Craigslist post. I would also like to have others write snarky responses in the comments.

Types of snarky responses I would like:
Pointing out that these types of birds typically cost vastly more than $300.
Mocking of the awkward wall-of-text style of this post.
Disapproval of the astonishing sense of entitlement on display.
Jokes about band names.
Lists of fictitious types of birds, some of which sound vaguely pornographic.

Types of snarky responses I would not like:
Comparison of the birds themselves to Hitler.
Obscure references to one-off Pokemon.
The entire Wikipedia article on methylene chloride.

Thank you for your consideration, and happy belated Thanksgivikhuah! (Oh, and thanks for the post, Kim!)