36″ tall ex pen
I have two ex-pens for sale like new condition 40.00 each
It’s worth a try, I guess, but I just don’t think this will hold my ex. He was kind of wily. And taller than 36″. And usually required more grazing room than this will provide. And he had opposable thumbs, although he wasn’t really bright enough to know what to do with them …
On second thought, these would probably work just fine for him. Maybe I’ll give him one of those dangly toys to play with, too.
Medical Experimentation Volunteer
I would very much like to volunteer to serve as a test subject for any type of medical experimentation if conducted by a female nurse or female nursing team. Particularily interested in being test subjest for training of staff in the conducting of colonics, insertion of catheters, prepping of patient for colonoscopies or prostate exams. Virtually anything involving the penis, testicles or rectum would be very desirable. I am available virtually anytime, any day.
Contact [Sparky] at hardsixnthick at [rest of email]
This is so generous! Sparky is trying to be a philanthropist, and dedicate his body to the pursuit of science education! And it’s nice of him to be so flexible in terms of what he’s willing to subject himself to.
Nope, this isn’t transparent at ALL.
1000 live snails – Barely used
I ordered 1000 live snails off a website for the sake of a pun and now I don’t know what to do with them. At first glance it looks like the whole tank is still alive but I can’t speak for the ones near the bottom obscured by the others. You haul
There’s a couple of different ways we can go with this one. I can’t choose, so you get both; they’re both audience participation, so be sure to comment with your answer!
First option: Barely Used Snails is the name of your _________ cover band.
Second option: What pun would require a thousand live snails?
Put your answers to either or both super-important questions in the comments below!
Also, FYI, “barely used live snails” anagrams to “rude, baseless villainy.” So there’s that. And a thousand snails cost ~$100 on eBay, so I’m hoping the pun was worth it.
Oh, why not?
See you tomorrow with a new post!
We already had one Pee-Wee Herman reference this week, so let’s take a trip back to another one.
3 Bikes All Works Fine – $60
I Have 3Bikes They All Work Fine
Neither One Of Them Have Brakes
The Purple 1 Needs One Peddal & the Chain Needs Tighting I Can Do That For You
Other Than That They All Are Perfect ….But The Pink & White Mongoose Is The Best One
If Interested You Can Contact Me By Email Or xxxxxxxxxx
So let’s review:
There are three bikes, all of which work fine despite neither of them having brakes. So of the perfect ones, the pink and white one is the best perfect one. All clear?