=========== Shaving Queen Needed 150 ===========
Looking to find some one who can shave my privet area every Two weeks.Pay is 150 each Time
Must be 18+
Ladies Only
Must send pic and a number
I’m going to need a bigger razor.
And I’m just going to leave this here, just in case:
Thanks, Mike!
Sometimes, I get the feeling that an ad just hasn’t quite included enough information.
DVDs & VHS
$4 each or $50 for all
This SEEMS like it might be a good deal. But questions spring to mind: How many are DVD and how many are VHS? For that matter, how many are there? Which deal is more advantageous changes depending on whether there are 3 or 938 of these unspecified media objects. Also, have the tapes been rewound? What about the DVDs? Have they been rewound?
And it might, just might, be helpful to know what’s ON the aforementioned outdated storage media.
Need someone who can transfer you tube videos to vhs
I have a small crab business. Looking for someone who can transfer some videos on youtube to vhs tape.
interested in putting how we catch blue crabs, how to clean blue crabs and how to cook blue crabs
on one single vhs tape so it loops thru all the videos.Thanks!
You know, on second thought, never mind. I think I was better off not knowing.
Thanks Greg and Mmooney!
Stitches tonight — need a wound closed
I am looking for a qualified person to come over and close a large flesh wound tonight, done by mistake with a hatchet. Me driving somewhere is not an option. If anyone can properly stitch a deep 2-3″ gash that wont stop bleeding, please email me. Thank you
If only there was somewhere you could go, Sparky McBleedypants, where you knew there would be readily available and qualified people to do this important task for you. But sadly, the only thing you can think of is to post on Craigslist to see if anyone knows how to cross-stitch your tibia back to your fibula.
Thanks, absolute_demonling!
Happy Mother’s Day! Do you think Mom would like a fruit tree?
We here at YSaC are very excited to announce that we’re having our website redesigned over the weekend, and we’ve hired this guy to do it for us.*
*This is almost definitely not actually true.
2000+ books
Giving away 2,000+ books as I am done reading books. Come and take what you want. 1st come 1st get. Bring a tote. Books are on diverse topics, fiction and non. Many quality titles. Also please no bookish people, as I am also done with bookish people. If you reply I’ll send a short quiz question to weed out bookish people. Answer correctly and I’ll give the address to free books. Thank you.
Here’s the quiz question:
“Do you like books?”
1. Yes – Sorry, you are a “bookish person,” and can not have books.
2. No – Sorry, you do not like books, and can not have books.
Why am I somehow certain that the books on offer include titles by Franz Kafka, George Orwell, and Joseph Heller?
Thanks for the link, Peter!
Want a Not.A.Lion t-shirt AND a Llama-nun's Prayer mug? How about a Cat Math mousepad? Of course you do!
All are now available as t-shirts and other things! (The llamanun mugs contain the YSaC group prayer on the back.)
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