YSaC, Vol. 1175: Bad, bad medicine.

2012 January 27

Free Unopened Children’s Cold Medicine – $200 Value


27 New, Unopened Children’s Cold Medicine Items. Bought, but never used. Approx $200 value.
Coldcalm x 7
Oscillococcinum x 4
Sore Throat x 2
Cold Cure x 4
Chestal x 6
Multi Cold x 4
Pick up near Crescent st subway station (J Line). The first person to confirm a time to pick up today will get these items. I will leave outside behind fence at the agreed time.
Please, if you say you will come and get them, turn up. No timewasters.

Translation: the idiot we paid to steal cold medicine for us didn’t realize that you can’t use these to make meth. We don’t want to be caught with them, so we’ll leave them for you outdoors near a subway stop so we can make a quick getaway.

A question, though: if you’re just leaving them by a fence, how is that wasting your time if someone doesn’t show up? I mean, it’s not like you have to go rooting through a bush to leave them; you just drop them by the fence and go on your perfectly normal, non-meth-addled way.

YSaC, Vol. 1174: Quick, name their OTHER hit.

2012 January 26

97 chevy k1500 – $1600


This is a nice truck for part a toy or whatever. She ran like a rape date before the fuel.regulator went out. Doesn’t start will need to be towed. Body in good shape inside is almost lime new. Vin plate in windshield is missing no title as is got pics that I can text over if interested text or call me at xxxxxxxxxx mike

I walked along the avenue
I never thought I’d see a truck like you;
See a truck like you.
With missing VIN and no engine
The kind of body that’s almost lime new;
Body that’s lime new.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
Thank god I got away.

Thanks, Ferdinand!

YSaC, Vol. 1173: But can you make a ฒ?

2012 January 25

HOMEMADE LETTER NECKLACES (ANY)


HI I AM MAKING HOMEMADE LETTER NECKLACES AND I AM SELLING THEM SO FAR I MADE ONE FOR MY BROTHER AND IT WAS A LETTER M FOR HIS DAUGHTER JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT KIND YOU WANT AND ILL MAKE IT JUST FOR YOU. THEY AFE 5.00 A PIECE THANKS SHIPPING WILL VERY WERE YOU LIVE THANKS FOR LOOKING I REALLY DO LIKE CRAIGS LIST ITS ALSOME. AS YOU SEE I ONLY HAVE ONE PIC AS OF NOW AND ITS A GIRL ONE I PLAN ON MAKING SOME THAT LOOKS LIKE JOHN DEERER. AND ANY OTHER THAT YOU WOULD LIKE. PLEASE TEXT ARE CALL AT xxxxxxxxxx THANKS AND GOD BLESS. OKAY I HAVE MORE PICS UP.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think these “letter necklaces” look like condoms wrapped in ribbon and crepe paper?

Thanks, Jessica!

YSaC, Vol. 1172: Actually, it’s fiddler crab season

2012 January 24

Trade 30 duck decoys for a stuffed [taxidermy] rabbit


I have 30 mallard decoys [15 male 15 female] in 2 mesh bags with anchor weights. They all look like the ones in the picture.
I want to trade them for a mounted rabbit.

Don’t care if it was wild or domestic, but don’t want one that is al buggy or that was poorly tanned.

I might trade the decoys for other outdoorsy type stuff as well or sell them for a little cash.
I might pay a little cash for a stuffed bunny instead, if you got one and don’t need any duck decoys.
…Life is like that sometimes.

Duck Season!
Wabbit Season!
Duck Season!
Wabbit Season!
…ennui season.

Thanks, Carla!

YSaC, Vol. 1171: The Noise of Carpet.

2012 January 23

white outdoor mower – $75


white outdoor mower 21 inch cut 5.5 hp real clean runs great used very little xxx-xx-xxxx

 

One of the recurring themes on this blog is people who take pictures of vacuum cleaners outdoors, despite their usual mode of use indoors. If Sparky here wanted to be Craigslist-consistent,* he should have taken a picture of this (white) outdoor mower indoors, showing it making short work of that 70s shag in the wood-paneled den.**

Thanks, HamCan!

 

* Craigslist-consistent is a very different type of consistency than reality-consistent.

** I’m now imagining tiny little lawn mowers making those topographical patterns in 70s carpets.

YSaC, Vol. CLXXIX redux

2012 January 22
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by drmk

In honor of the newly-established “wall of text” tag, let’s revisit this bit of crazy, shall we?

See you tomorrow with a new post!