Aww… who’s an unsafe dashboard puppy?
$260 Room for rent
We have a 2bed room 1bath renting either living room for $260 or 1bed room for $350 furnished looking for single person or couple most have job or government check. We are in the heart of beautiful [location] hood corner store across the street minutes from mc donalds & liquor store. We are on papers must be willing to run out back door when need be. There is 3 people living here 2 cats and roaches normally at night must clean your stuff off of kitchen counter. 420 welcome must go out side to smoke any thing. Great place for right one kinda hood thats why its in the hood. You dont get a key but a special knock. Serious replies only email us
Living room for sale or rent
Must have government check.
No phone, no pool, two pets
Go outside for them cigarettes
McDonald’s is right around
And a liquor store of some renown
I’m a man of keys with no keys
King of the hood
(I’m sure Roger Miller would have written that, if Craigslist had been around then.)
Thanks, Lauren!
I NEED HELP ON A TEST RIGHT NOW
ANYONE GOOD IN MATH
Hey does anyone know how to do this please help and just email a picture of it with the work shown I’d appreciate I could even pay you after class or something idk I just don’t wanna fail this test.
Email me or txt if your good in geometry and I’ll send u a picture of the work.
OK, Sparky. I’m pretty damn good in math. Let me give you some proof. Here’s my answer to one of MY homework problems this year. (Note: This is true.)
Now, I worked my ASS off to pull a decent grade in this class. (Note: also true.) I spent more time on this class in a given week than I’ve spent on some jobs. Now, neglecting the fact that I still have the handwriting of a four-year-old, (Definitely true – drmk) this IS, in fact, the correct answer.
So am I going to help your sorry ass cheat because you can’t even remember how to spell “π”?
No. But I tell you what – you can feel free to use that answer above. It’s definitely the right answer. Probably not for your question, but I really don’t care. In case you’re wondering, it’s from the upcoming Matt Damon hit movie, “The Born Sommerfeld Quantization Condition.”
Thanks for the link, Johanna!
=========== Shaving Queen Needed 150 ===========
Looking to find some one who can shave my privet area every Two weeks.Pay is 150 each Time
Must be 18+
Ladies Only
Must send pic and a number
I’m going to need a bigger razor.
And I’m just going to leave this here, just in case:
Thanks, Mike!
Sometimes, I get the feeling that an ad just hasn’t quite included enough information.
DVDs & VHS
$4 each or $50 for all
This SEEMS like it might be a good deal. But questions spring to mind: How many are DVD and how many are VHS? For that matter, how many are there? Which deal is more advantageous changes depending on whether there are 3 or 938 of these unspecified media objects. Also, have the tapes been rewound? What about the DVDs? Have they been rewound?
And it might, just might, be helpful to know what’s ON the aforementioned outdated storage media.
Need someone who can transfer you tube videos to vhs
I have a small crab business. Looking for someone who can transfer some videos on youtube to vhs tape.
interested in putting how we catch blue crabs, how to clean blue crabs and how to cook blue crabs
on one single vhs tape so it loops thru all the videos.Thanks!
You know, on second thought, never mind. I think I was better off not knowing.
Thanks Greg and Mmooney!
Stitches tonight — need a wound closed
I am looking for a qualified person to come over and close a large flesh wound tonight, done by mistake with a hatchet. Me driving somewhere is not an option. If anyone can properly stitch a deep 2-3″ gash that wont stop bleeding, please email me. Thank you
If only there was somewhere you could go, Sparky McBleedypants, where you knew there would be readily available and qualified people to do this important task for you. But sadly, the only thing you can think of is to post on Craigslist to see if anyone knows how to cross-stitch your tibia back to your fibula.
Thanks, absolute_demonling!
