YSaC, Vol. 1746: Hey Jack Kerouac …

2014 August 22

You know what’s always sounded like fun? Loading up everything I own into a motorhome and taking off. Just hitting the Eisenhower highway system, going wherever I want to go, with all the comforts of home right there behind me. These modern motorhomes are just amazing — they’re super efficient with space, and some of the newer ones are downright luxurious.

The one thing I’d be afraid of is that in windy conditions, they’re pretty much a giant rolling billboard getting blown around on the road. All that surface area just catching the wind — it’s got to be pretty hard to keep it going in a straight line.

So imagine my excitement about this:

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YSaC, Vol. 1745: I’ll take two!

2014 August 20
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by dan

Now, normally we try to conceal where a post was made, in order to protect the stupid. However in this case, that would seem to involve removing half of the post:

free (vancouver)


Seriously. That’s the entire post. And there’s an obvious joke to be made: This person is giving away free Vancouvers! Wakka Wakka Wakka!

Well, actually, it seems they ARE giving away free Vancouvers – since this wasn’t posted in Vancouver at all.

Really. It was posted in an entirely different, non-Vancouver city. So… there you are. Vancouvers for everyone!

Thanks for the post, Stephanie!

YSaC, Vol. 1744: Iced Poky Mom.

2014 August 18

PODEYOM MICK TWO FEET TALL! -$20


THIS IS A NICE FIND A MIKE THAT MOVES AROUND! CALL ME CHRIS HAS A HAVEY BOTOM! CALL ME CHRIS AT [redacted]

“Podeyom Mick” is clearly an anagram for “My Cooked Imp”*, which is obviously referring to Mike, who is only two feet tall but agile. I’m not sure why we’re cooking Mike, though. He seems a little … wiry. Seems to me as though Chris is the one who has been hitting the food trough.

 

*Or “Icky Demo Mop”.

 

Thanks, BianchiSound!

YSaC, Vol. 1743: Boweling for Dollars

2014 August 15
by dan

It’s amazing the things you can find on Craigslist:

Avengrs Panic Table

WOW*** BIG HORSE ***STAFFED ANIMAL ***

fish bowels

Heavy Solid Made in USA Copper Bowels

Breaded Dragon

Gardenza – $30

Self repelled mower

Leather ‘barker’ lounger

Doeer electric corp. Wench – $1

STUDIO W/ WALKING CLOSET

Thanks, Melissa, sd, euleria, Lynette, Molly, Ginger, Ted, Cat, and Jessica!

YSaC, Vol. 1742: Two out of seven’s not bad.

2014 August 13

[Warning: if you are easily offended, you're on the wrong website AND you might not want to read the post below.]

Free frig


I’m giving my frig away. It’s really the only frig I’ve ever given. If you’d like to frig, its free to pick up, outside of [location]. Please, come get it, its the only frig I have

I’m not really looking for a frig right now. I’ve been looking for a damn for a while, but nobody ever seems to have those to give away. Or a shit. I’d settle for a crap, but even those don’t get given very often. There’s lots of fucks out there though, and unlike shits and craps, nobody ever seems to take those.

I’ll show myself to the corner.

Thanks, Ralph!

YSaC, Vol. 1741: The Fast and the Spurious

2014 August 11

1998 Honda Civic Es Special eSport Editions – $1000


1998 Honda Racing Civic fuel : gastransmission : manual title status : clean
The car es in goo conditionss
Its fast and furios looking
Much JDM
The car has proffesionals stickers
And racing wings
17 inche rines
Cold air intakes

The car is 5 speeds with R makes its 6 speeds
It has the single cams no vtec much powers full

When I was growing up, we had a 1979 Chevrolet Chevette hatchback. With black plastic upholstery. When it got hot out, it would melt anything you put near it in seconds. I wonder if that’s what this ad means by “goo conditionss?” Probably not, though, since it has cold air intakes. Then again, those probably wouldn’t work in summer when there’s no cold air.

Also, I don’t think you’re normally allowed to count “reverse” towards the total number of speeds. Although the other possibility, that the car doesn’t go in reverse, but has a pirate gear, is intriguing.

Thanks for the ad, MC – you’re 2 for 2!