YSaC, Vol. 1694: Baby ones are axolitls

2014 April 23
by dan

Hoo boy – who ever thought naming an animal an “axolotl” was a good idea?

Aloxolts


Hi craiglisters looking to downsize my animals ill trade for snakes burm or retic pythons, tegu, boas , or what you may have or rehome, my loss is your gain
So i have my entire collection of aloxolts 15+ in all, from two week old babys to almost adults. There in enclosures and eating blood worms, shrimp pellets and more. I have these ty
I am rehoming for 20$ each they are 40$+ or more in stores depending what ones.
Ill rehome everything for 300$ and thats a great deal it was going to be my breeding project in the future and i have to much going on i spent much more on it all than im asking so no low ballers if you take more then two its 15$ each
Thankyou have a nice day

Two anoloxts with setup


I have a albino and a wild caught anolotxs young. Come with full setup 10 g tank, glass top, sand, rock decorations plants etc. Has a submergable 50$ filter.

100$ takes all, or trade for snakes.

Yep, that was pretty much inevitable. I think we’re going to have to invoke the YSaC dog rule (Can’t spell it? Can’t own it!) for an entire species here.

Even if it IS worth a ton of points on a triple word score.

Thanks for the post, Ralph!

YSaC, Vol. 1693: As for me and Newmark, we believe

2014 April 21

You Should be Ashamed of Your Selves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Almost every one that has been posting on Craigslist in childcare should be ashamed of them selves!!!!! This is a place where people should be posting there ads and get more customers or they should be able to get on to get quality daycare. If you didn’t notice there hasn’t been that much trafic on here. Maybe they found someone but I’m about to go to a different place, and I just feel bad for the owner of Craigslist because they are trying to bring you a succesful business to bring you free ads, and it’s people like the people that gossip and tell others that they don’t even know that they should commit suicide. Who knows were the people have been in there lives they might just do it, and I don’t know about you but the RAPTURE is coming and I don’t want to be here for the seven years after that. If you know a little bit about the BIBLE I would wise up, get your-self saved and start treating people like you are supposed to!!!!!
PS. Bring on those e-mails because watch out Devil get behind me, because GOD is in front of me leading the way to get people saved, and we WILL run you over!!!!!

Let me get this straight. You and God are going to run me over? I suppose it’s a better concept than “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer,” but not by much. I shall have to get in touch with the owner of Craigslist, and see if we can do a better job of providing quality daycare. Or at least ads for quality daycare. Or maybe quality ads. For daycare. Or something.

Now I’m confused. Perhaps I should tell others that they should commit suicide. But probably not.

Thanks for the post, MF!

YSaC, Vol. 1692: Have Mercy, Seat.

2014 April 18

Free Bench Seat out of 1977 Ford F-250


I know it looks gross but with an attempt at cleaning and a seat cover, it’ll work. I’m sure it would work great next summer in the back of your truck, or even now during hunting season in that regular cab pickup. Its been sitting outside in the crappy weather the past few days. You can’t be too picky for free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, did Sparky here mean that it’s not possible to be too picky for free, or that you shouldn’t be too picky for free? The choice presents an interesting semantic contrast, which I shall consider while I nuke this abomination from orbit.

(Thanks David!)

YSaC, Vol. 1691: Gonna break that rusty cage and run

2014 April 16
by dan

dog cage – 3 sided (missing one side)



Have a pet/dog cage that has three walls. Works well if you have a wall to slide it up against. I will not hold this item, I have tried that too many times just to have no one show up. If you are interested, call me and I will give you directions to my house. The first one to show up gets it. thx

If it’s a full cage, shouldn’t it have six sides? Even if you give Sparky here that one, and allow that it should have four sides and a top, I’m still a bit suspicious of that thing.  It looks more like a live catch trap than a cage.  Does Sparky have a pet opossum?  Or, based on the scorch marks, a baby dragon?

Thanks for the post, Jason!

YSaC, Vol. 1690: Driver, follow that dirigible!

2014 April 14

This was posted on a Craigslist somewhere in the United States. Of America.

Looking for a Ride to Germany (Guilford College > Munich)


Hey Folks,
My friend Emma is studying abroad in Germany, and I’d like to see her over Thanksgiving break, so if you’re heading that way, please give me a rang (###-###-####). I don’t smoke, I enjoy most music, and I can help with the driving (or co-piloting).
Thanks for looking to carpool,
Henry

Absolutely! Let’s do this. You may have your choice of travel options:

1. Trebuchet
2. Motorcycle and large ramp.
3. Really big rubber band stretched between two trees.
4. Trampoline

Of course, all of these are provided by the ACME corporation, so they may be of dubious reliability. On the other hand ACME is known for extremely prompt shipping.

Thanks to Sally, who sent this in in 2009, with our apologies for only just now getting around to using it.

YSaC, Vol. 1689: Next up, woozles.

2014 April 11

3 Elephant/glass top/waterfall/end table!!! – $100


Three Elephant/glass top/water fall / picture of several Elephant’s / two wall mantel’s holding Elephant’s !!! $100.00
Black Bear Glass top end table !!!! $75.00
$150.00 for both !!!
Sorry! Have no picture’s!!!

As Sarah said when she submitted this!!!:
You absolutely cannot post an ad like this!!!
With no pics!!!

Any of our readers with artistic talent care to take a stab at what any of these would look like!!!? Especially the first one?!?

Thanks for the post, Sarah!!@$&&&

(Hmm, it looks like I’ve gone from “too excited” to “swearing like a sailor.”)