You Suck at Craigslist

Free Riff Raft

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6×6 riff raft
about 2 yds
call for details
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will not answer emails

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Thanks, Megan!

More cat math!

free spayed cats

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Hello I have 5 cats 3 I am keeping two I am looking for loving home for I have thought about finding a home for the third one but she is a special needs cat anyhow they are all three females and they have all had their rabies vacination and have been fixed so the initial cost has been covered so all I am asking is to please love a keep the cat you choose and if not give them back to me.I can meet you with thecat of your choice in ######## to ######### and ######## or ### my husband works there and can meet you before or after work M-F I will do cam video of the cats on yahoo if u wish call me at ###########. Thanks Barbara yes that is a toll free number so now there are no excuses;o).ok the two I am looking for a home for one is silver with a silver velvet nose her name is (Silver velvet)theotherm is her baby she is all black with a black nose she looks like a baby panter she is real shiney her name is (Grace).

OK, let’s work this out. She has 5 cats 3. I think that may be like Timbuk3 or 3 Mustaphas 3. Or possibly UB40, I’m not sure.

Of those 5 cats, she’s keeping two, and looking for homes for two. All three of the two cats she’s looking for homes for are females. She will do cam video of the cats on yahoo if u wish, but I suspect that may cost extra, especially in light of yesterday’s glut of job offers.

Of the 2 cats out of 5 cats 3, one is silver with a silver velvet nose. Are you sure that’s not actually a sculpture you have there? Assuming it is a real cat, is there some reason you have named it (and the otherm) in parentheses?

I should point out that I am aware it’s possible to interpret the first line in a less nutty fashion, but since she didn’t punctuate it in any way, I assert that I am free to do so however I wish, and I choose to do so in the funniest manner possible.

Thanks for the brain hurty, J.Z.!

Hey ladies! I know many of you like being stared at topless by creepy people from the internet, right? Of course you do! But if only someone would actually go to the trouble of locating the opportunities FOR you, so you don’t have to. Well, fear not, and read past the cut.

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R U UNDER 30 AND HAVE A REAR DISEASE?

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Im the Host of the popular internet podcast “[Title]” Im currently starting my 2cnd season and am looking to educated and make our generation aware of diseases they may not know of. Please contact me if your interested. Lets help educate the youth.

Wow, a whole podcast devoted to rear diseases! Please, educated me!

Thanks, Diana!

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Just in case you thought we exhausted the possible misspellings of armoire last time …

Armwa $550
TV ARMOUGH – $75
AMMORE
Armonir
Armoer/dresser – $110

… and some people just don’t even try, but it still doesn’t help:

wordrobr
ole time wardrope – $140

Thanks to thincrust AND Adam (same spelling, two different listings!), Sharon, Cully, Thomas, Alexandra, kid_a_42, and Kirstin.

You know how people tell you “sound it out” when you’re a kid and don’t know how to spell something? That’s not always a good idea, because we end up with adults spelling things like this:

Coffee Table + 2 End Tables – Rod Iron w/Glass Tops

wrot iron set – $150

rot iron swivel bar stools – $55

3 Wrightiron Pendent lamps

What? What’s that you say? They’re not Wrightiron? Well, then, clearly they must be:

HEAVY WRONG IRON BAR STOOLS – $150

Of course they are.

Thanks to Katharine, Christine, pointyjess, Thaddeus, and Michaela for these shining examples of phonics inaction. (And pointyjess gets her own tag as a repeat offender submitter with this one! It’s PJ, to match the others.)

PS: See the adorable Not.A.Lion image in the “Don’t Suck” box over to the right? Thanks to SilvaNoir, that’s available on t-shirts and mugs now, over at the YSaC store at Printfection. Thanks, SilvaNoir!