YSaC, Vol. 1627: Blesmols soul.

2013 November 15

mummified mole rat


It is scary ready for holloween tex me xxx xxxxxxx

You know, this IS very scary, especially since that’s probably not actually a mole rat (you know, since they’re indigenous to Africa and Eurasia and not especially good pets), and is more likely their kid’s guinea pig that got trapped in what appears to be a stuffed animal hoarding situation behind it. Based on the look on this poor critter’s face, it wasn’t a pleasant death, either.

The other scary thing about this is that since Craigslist has started mapping street addresses within ads, we can see that the person who thought it would be okay to sell the dessicated corpse of a former family pet as a prop for Halloween happens to live across the street from a large school. If children go missing, I think the police should start in the pile of stuffed animals in this person’s garage.

Thanks, Andy!

40 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 November 15

    God help the poor school if the guy subs for science classes.

    “Now, we take the dead frog and cut it open for our lord and master, C’thulu…”

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  2. 2013 November 15
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Tex-mex me.

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  3. 2013 November 15
    One Moving Violation permalink

    wh?

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  4. 2013 November 15
    CapnMac permalink

    Nyahp, me Tex’
    You, y’all jes’ ain’ right.

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    • 2013 November 15
      Tankerbell permalink

      No kiddin’. The normal person coming across this screams and makes someone take it away. Sparky? “Nyuk nyuk…. Ah bet ah kin sell this on the Craigslist!”

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  5. 2013 November 15
    Brer Fox permalink

    The horror! Not even anything remotely edible on dem bones. No genie pig jerky, nothing.

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  6. 2013 November 15
    P-Rex permalink

    Add it to the list.

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  7. 2013 November 15
    Brer Fox permalink

    Rufus? No! Tell me it isn’t so!

    Adores: 2
  8. 2013 November 15

    The remake of The Mummy as a Mickey Mouse cartoon was not a box-office success.

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  9. 2013 November 15
    Rabbit Roulette permalink

    Going by the tail, I would say skinned squirrel instead of guinea pig. Or maybe a degu. They have long tails like that. The pile of stuffed toys behind it makes it a lot scarier than such an object would be on its own.

    Adores: 4
    • 2013 November 15
      nojazzhere permalink

      Are you sure it’s dead?…….this looks like a baby chupacabra playing possum….or sleeping…. or pinin’ for the fjords…..yeah, that’s it!!!!!….beautiful, er, plummage (?)….

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  10. 2013 November 15

    For some reason, Disney’s line of stuffed animals designed by Tim Burton didn’t do very well.

    Adores: 22
  11. 2013 November 15

    Why are so many mole rats naked? Nobody wants to see that. Put a little suit on him or something.

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  12. 2013 November 15

    Heyyyyyyyyyy! How did y’all get a picture inside Jen Lawson’s closet?

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  13. 2013 November 15
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    I’m actually more concerned about the second ad for stuffed animals and the unsuspecting person that will end up with mummy scented stuffies…

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    • 2013 November 15
      MissMommyNiceNice permalink

      BTW, Mummy Scented Stuffy is the name of my all furry Black Sabbath cover band.

      Adores: 5
    • 2013 November 15

      Forget pumpkin spice, I want mummy scented candles.

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  14. 2013 November 15
    Tankerbell permalink

    1. Become hoarder
    2. Ignore citations untilCity comes out and force-clears your property
    3. Discover fate of Huck, your now-grown daughter’s genii pig
    4. Profit!

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    • 2013 November 15

      3. Discover fate of Huck, your now-grown daughter’s long-tailed genii pig

      There, I fixed it for you. 8)

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      • 2013 November 16
        Katimomkat permalink

        Windrose, long tailed genii pig FTW. 🙂

        OT, but how does one add the graphic based quote, e.g., the one at the top of your post?

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        • 2013 November 16
          SilvaNoir permalink

          I use [blockquote] text [/blockquote] only replace the [] with arrow brackets > <

          text

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        • 2013 November 16

          Wot Silva said. 8)

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      • 2013 November 18
        Katimomkat permalink

        Thanks Silva. I’ll try that next time.

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  15. 2013 November 15
    mudslicker permalink

    Get It While It’s Hot!!

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    • 2013 November 15
      MissMommyNiceNice permalink

      Hot Naked Mummies is the name of my Pussycat Dolls goth cover band.

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      • 2013 November 15

        Sounds like a Halloween-themed adult film – which is probably a thing but I ain’t Googling it.

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        • 2013 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          But it’s the square wasp’s nest. Matchy-matchy with the mummified rodent.

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  16. 2013 November 15
    CapnMac permalink

    Wait, ready for “holloween”?
    Does the Soul Society know about this?
    Does Ichigo Kurasake have a bankai for dessicated rodent Hollows?
    Has Sparky kidnapped Orihime?
    Are there Quincy’s about? Are there ModSouls and that is why there are so many stuffed animals? (Hard enough just keeping track of Kon, Kurobo, & Noba.)

    Now, all I want to do is to go to Urahara’s shop in Karakuratown and beverage–sigh.

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    • 2013 November 15
      nojazzhere permalink

      Is there a Spring Creek nearby, Capn? I’ll meet you there…..

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      • 2013 November 15
        CapnMac permalink

        Dunno. I half-prefer Dickies (depending on location).

        When it comes to Q, though, my local fave is Marshall’s, more than worth the drive to Farmer’s Branch.

        Were I in Austin, and this being Friday, the ribs special at Artz would be high up on my list.

        Now, I’m hungry.

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    • 2013 November 16
      SilvaNoir permalink

      I haven’t read/watched Bleach in the longest time.

      I lost track of it after Aizen was defeated

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  17. 2013 November 16
    Ralph permalink

    So Boris Badenov finally got Rocky and is selling him on craigslist. Does he have a mummified moose available?

    Adores: 4
  18. 2013 November 16

    Mr. D.a.F.T. it is certainly a privilege to give you yet another further different Punchity Punch Punch!

    (You aren’t missing any ferrets, are you?)

    Good Morning, Bioarcheologists!

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  19. 2013 November 16
    Katimomkat permalink

    I’m highly dubious of Stuffey Rat’s (distant cousin of Mickey Mouse) authenticity. There are so many questions: Why did the desiccation of Stuffey’s skin and fur stop at the neck? Why does his head look so well preserved—in fact, positively lifelike—when the rest of him is a shriveled carcass? Why is his head two sizes to big for his body? Why can’t I keep from feeling that Sparkey took a stab at Photoshop?

    Somehow, I think the recipient of this “treasure” is in for a disappointment when Stuffey the squirrelly headless mummified “mole rat” arrives.

    Oh that Sparkey, bless his soul.

    Adores: 2
  20. 2013 November 16
    Katimomkat permalink

    “If children go missing, I think the police should start in the pile of stuffed animals in this person’s garage.”

    Giggle giggle, snort snort! That made me literally lol.

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