Silver-tone and gold-tone with lots of bling rhinestones.
Heavy metal belt buckle with Jesus at the Last Supper.
Measures: 4″ W x 3 1/4″ H.
Fits 1 1/2″ size belt.
$20.00 cash / pickup or meet at convenient location.
Will ship. Buyer pays S & H.
Jesus was all about the bling rhinestones. The BeDazzler is Jesus’s way of saying he loves us.
In my mind, heavy modifies metal in that sentence. It’s a heavy metal belt buckle. I can totally see Rob Halford wearing this. Rock on!
50 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 283: Turning water into rhine-stones.”
Tony Paul
That’s the proof that Leonardo da Vinci was a really genius ahead of his time : he had already predicted what the belt buckles of the 21st century would look like.
I know the “ow, my eyes” tag is usually used for terrible walls of text, but it may be appropriate here. Even more frightning to me is that since it doesn’t say “one of a kind” I have this worry that there are whole armies of these atrocities banding together in Texas somwhere getting ready to strike.
The “Ow, my eyes!” tag actually started in reaction to some really ugly furniture, so it’s more than appropriate here. I’ve added it in. I also added in the “no accounting for taste” tag.
Want it? I have it! Jealous? 😉
(OK, I can’t even post this without the “J/K” for fear people might think I actually have it. Even though nobody knows who I actually am….)
Oh shiny buckle on my waist
All your diamonds made of paste
Look what Jeebus Chis is eating here
It’s some pizza and a beer
Wearing spurs and cowboy hats
The Apostles have belly fat
For the he last supper this may not pass
See? Paul is sitting by Johnny Cash
This is a BELT BUCKLE…
And it’s depicting the Last Supper which takes up an entire upper wall of a room.
Either it’s too large to hold up your pants or it’s too small to show any detail unless you stick your face in the wearer’s crotch. So tell me, what’s the point?
There has been an increas in “cowboy congregations” and “cowboy churches” of late. These generally put great stock in informality, and lay reading/leading. They can be invigorating for being “common sense” “common folk” type services–although how long the novelty can sustain would be a question.
Ecclesiastical complications aside, this would be an excellent accessory for either preacher or for attendee. For that matter, it might be just the ticket for the passed plate, too.
But, I shall now return to far more mundane contemplations of the Divine. Like how we’ve had a warm spell, upper seventies, which is to end Tuesday with highs in the 40’s and a two to three day hard freeze laid on (all of which are perfectly normal for this time of year, and will likely raise a beautiful crop of wild flowers in 6-8 weeks).
That, and the Lunar new year celebrations to come. The Year of a Not.A.Lion ends on Wednesday, and The Year of the Rabbit begins (bunnies for HHNF, woohoo!). Forecast for Wednesday is 39º and 19º–will be a chilly trip to the chinese buffet.
Regressive and reactionary cowboy church sounds to me like a bunch of grown men putting on their old lone ranger and Davy Crockett costumes and looking for injuns.
This kind of tasteless “religious bling” is all over shopping malls in Anchorage, AK. I had no idea why they’re being sold, because I never see people actually buy them. Along with shiny, rhinestone-studded belt buckles, there are also holographic images of the Virgin Mary and light-up rosaries.
Yeah… She’s Velcro’s caretaker. And she is coming to L.A. in a couple of weeks to “discuss” a “more permanent” “solution” to “the puppy’s housing needs”. And, “incidentally”, it “must be so lonely in that big old apartment”. And, “You haven’t said if there’s a new love interest for you”.
In unrelated news, the last week or so, when I go to type a comment, the text from my previous comment is in the typing box. Has anyone else had that problem?
EB, watch me spin all these plates on these sticks! Da-da-da-da-da–$#*&@##! Well, watch me sweep up all this broken crockery. Sheesh.
As to text in the box from pervious comment, no, that only happens when I forget I had already started a comment somewhere else, was checking a fact, then tried to answer a different comment. Or I get told I have to enter my info, but it’s already in there, just not registering. Or, I don’t know, other times but not just when nothing has gone wrong.
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