YSaC, Vol. 339: Science!
Pretty girl, Wheres her nice guy
well im a big beautiful lack women. i attend school at BCC studing science. I work part-time to pay for school. i just moved here about a week ago and im currently living with my aunt. i love to go out and have fun when i have the time. im a really kool person to meet and get along with. Imm looking for someone who knows how to treat a real women wit respect and kindness and is willing to be able to give me what i need. He must have a job and some education. Im looking for a real women not a boy.
Vanessa sends this one in, saying, “Is this poster supposed to be a big, beautiful black woman? Is the person in the picture supposed to be be black? Is this person looking for women or a man? I’m confused. Is this some new Craigslist scam that I don’t know about? Surely it can’t be a bot – they make more sense than this. On the other hand, I hope it is a bot, because then that means there isn’t someone out there who actually wrote this. Maybe someone can translate this one for me.”
I’ll try: The poster is currently attending school and working part-time nearby, which is why she just moved there a week ago, because she studs science. She is a big beautiful black women, which explains why she is white in the picture — she’s multiple women! All of her is looking for someone who can treat multiple women (like all of her) with respect — they want a man who is a real women, not a boy.
Does that help?
No? I didn’t think so. Science is doomed.
Where does the dog fit in? Is it another one of her personalities?
Clearly it’s a representation of the racial elements of her different personalities.
It’s a Chihuahua, so maybe it’s her Mexican side.
I thought that was a cat.
It appears to be both. Perhaps the pet has multiple personalities as well.
I like that the writer only needs the real women not a boy to be “willing to be able to give me what i need“. At least one of her has really lowered expectations .
Uh. She’s a big beautiful LACK women, not black (the photos should have cleared that up for all of you).
I think that means she came from IKEA. Maybe this will help http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/40104270
Oh, Lack! So she requires assembly. And is probably missing a few screws. It all makes sense now.
*snort*
Oh gods, yes. Lack! So she’s vaguely Swedish (looks it, too!), cheap and simple (yup, probably!) and comes flat-packed for easy transportation (hmmmm).
Just please don’t tell me she’s Swedish for common sense.
She also appears to be gnawing on that cat’s ear…
“No, Mini-Me, we do not gnaw on our kitty, we just stroke him and love him.”
Clearly, she is a big and lacking another woman, which is why she wants a woman, not a boy.
I think she wants a real “women.” Kinda greedy, don’t you think? XP
Exactly how is Skinny Mini there big?
The woman in those photos would be lucky to weigh 110 lb. wringing wet.
There is no genius free from some tincture of madness.
This has got to be some kind of bot. Has to. She’s neither big, nor black, and partway through the ad she switches from looking for “her nice guy” to looking for “a real women.” Also she seems to be some kind of chihuahua.
I always feel bad for the people in the bot pictures.
Somewhere is some poor animal-friendly young lady that has no idea that her pictures are being used in a laughably bad, gender-confusing dating ad.
I like that the bot tries to throw in slang words (wit, kool) to seem more authentic and it just stands out more.
Also, you know what they say, once you go lack you never go back.
*scratches head*
For the sake of humanity, I really hope this is a bot. Poor unsuspecting woman in the photos if it is, though.
Ok clearly I’m a nerd. BUT my favorite part is that she’s “studing” science. Perhaps THAT’S why she’s looking for “a real women not a boy.”
It doesn’t necessarily say big BLACK woman, right? I think the “lack” is something like.. you know, her life is lacking some meaningful and deep relationship.
Haha.. I don’t think the word “black” fits in at all!
But still. A loser-ish person, nevertheless.
But what about the kitty? Why is she biting it?
It makes perfect sense! She wants a man who’s really a woman!
I’m every woman. It’s in this ad.
Me, too, Dave! 8) I used to be a lack woman, too, but I got better..
Let’s analize this.
This person may be from Kentuky. Her use of lack may be a giveaway. Lack toadally, fer shore, lack ya know? Also by the use of “kool” (Kentucky Online Offender Listing).
The first sentence should read: Well I’m big, beautiful, and like women. That is why she wants a nice guy as well. One who will go along with her affinity for women.
As for the pictures, these tell us more about what she lacks…um likes.
1. She likes doggie.
2. She likes blondes.
3. She likes to eat pu***.
This person seems to be a tri-sixual. She’ll try anything sixual.*
But KOOL is probably why she is no longer looking for a boy.
* I used sixual so’s this site wouldn’t be flagged as a pr0n site, you’re welcome.
“Let’s analize this.”
*snort* anal eyes
She blonded me with science!
At first it seemed odd that the cat and dog have very similar markings, until I realized that the women is a shape shifter. Just as her animal manifestations are both black and white, so is the human one, it’s just that the part shown in the photos is mostly white. If you look at the photo on the right, however, you can just make out the top edge of the big beautiful black part.
“If that’s true”, I hear you ask, “then how can both the human and cat forms be in the same picture?” Well folks, that’s just a red herring (what’s black and white and red all over?). Your ordinary woman shifter can only be one thing at a time, but a real women can be all that and a bag of chips (to go with the herring). If you don’t believe me, ask the science studs.
Either that or it’s the most inept bait-and-switch ever.
Yes, truly science is domed.
Is there an angel on top of the dome? 8)