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YSaC, Vol. 290: It gets a 6.5 from the Romanian judge.

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These two entries are both from the same metropolitan area:

student wants to learn doggi style

I want to learn to do doggies with style…..and perhaps photography

My desperate hope that this was someone asking for instruction on pet grooming were dashed when I realized that this post came from the “Adult Gigs” section.

As does this:

private lap dancers wanted

big breast and boobs a plus no exp. nessacary

This guy’s demanding — he wants a big breast AND boobs. I’m no slouch in the boobs department, but I don’t also have a big breast, so I guess I’m out. If the boobs don’t have to be big, we could set him up with these boobs. That might teach him to be a little more specific.

Thanks, oliveees, for ruining my faith in humanity just a little bit more.

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18 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 290: It gets a 6.5 from the Romanian judge.”

  1. dogface Avatar
    dogface

    Doing doggies with style? I think that’s illegal.

  2. kristen55 Avatar
    kristen55

    What’s with the photography? Was that just an afterthought? Like, Oh, I’d love to learn to do Judo….I sing to my cat! Damn ADD.

  3. CE Blog Avatar
    CE Blog

    I prefer this lovely pair:

    http://tinyurl.com/dfzxqs

  4. dogface Avatar
    dogface

    So, he only wants one big breast? And doesn’t specify how many boobs he wants (as long as it’s at least two)? Well, I have two big breasts, but I don’t think I’ll be willing to part with just one if he’s getting boobs also.

  5. corn flakes Avatar
    corn flakes

    Re: doggi style
    1. he’s already on the internet, i’m pretty sure there are already plenty of photos for him already online. doggystyle.

    2. Maybe i’m a phenomenally fast learner, but i feel like that is a pretty simple thing to learn. it’s not the type of thing you really need to take a class for or anything.

    3.Maybe it’s 2 separate thoughts like “I would like to learn doggystyle. I also have an interest in learning photography but i’m too lazy to make 2 posts.

  6. kelli Avatar
    kelli

    In response to ad 1, I don’t know how to do doggies with style, I’ve only met doggies who were slobs and I didn’t do them. In response to ad 2, I am sorry but I only do public lap dances.

  7. Dave and Ferret Tribe Avatar
    Dave and Ferret Tribe

    Just a private dancer, a dancer for doggies, and any old camera will do.

    (It’s going to be a crowded Saturday in the corner.)

  8. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    I hate to correct the Llama-nun (MBBUH) but I proffer the theory that these sorts of ads come from those who have devolved back at least two steps from homo sapiens. I also think this is where David Brin got his idea for the Uplift books. From now on, I will think of Sparkies as glavers.

    On a more to the point note, these two need to get together. There’s so much Sparky II can teach Sparky I.

  9. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    *psst* I put the Llama-nun (MBBUH) in the box! Don’t tell anyone! Manda B, you are in there too. You can tell that part, though.

  10. Lara Avatar
    Lara

    If Sparky 2 is not going to specify experience in lap dancing, perhaps we could send in a tap dancer to dance in his lap.

    1. Is.A.Manx Avatar
      Is.A.Manx

      probably too little too late, given sparki fecundity.

  11. HamCan Avatar
    HamCan

    [Matt]This is discrimination against all the other reindeer!

    I demand he also allow Dasher, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph in his lap.

    Such games they play.[/Matt]

  12. Is.A.Manx Avatar
    Is.A.Manx

    We are not Amused by other cats.
    [get up; turn around; wash; turn the other way; wash; sit]

    We find doggi are Not! Right!
    [plops down; wash foot; flicks ear; bristles whiskers; sulks]

  13. CoffDrop Avatar
    CoffDrop

    I love surprise endings:

    Lap dancing

    You come into the room
    I’m sitting in the chair
    You’re up on me so quickly
    And we start this brief affair
    You twist and turn around
    In a contorted kind of way
    I really want to feel you
    But I can’t to my dismay
    You rub yourself against me
    I get a face full of your bum
    I’m not sure I can take this
    I think I may succumb
    I know I must not touch
    I know you aim to please
    But I’m allergic to bloody cats
    And you’ll make me flippin sneeze

  14. TacoMagic Avatar
    TacoMagic

    Sex and a photograph?

    Bondage and a painting?

    Watersports and an etching?

    Orgy and a sculpture?

    Naw, nothing looks good.

  15. Windrose Avatar
    Windrose

    Would anyone like to take over punching just for tonight? *whistles nonchalantly*

  16. CoffDrop Avatar
    CoffDrop

    May I try?

    Llamanun (BBUH) – MandaB, this is gonna hurt you more than it will me.

    Punchity Punch Punch! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Oh crap! I had the die in upside down. Sorry…….

    G’Night Truth or Consequences, NM

    1. Windrose Avatar
      Windrose

      Great job, Coffy! 8) Thanks

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