Lookin for a job asap!
im 17 years old and currently dont go to school im looking for a good paying job so i can pay my mom off.. under the table or a real job is fine doesnt matter.. i sit at home all day and do nothing.. i live in [name of town] so some where close would be nice.. iv never had a job before but im lookin to get my first.. you can contact me at [email address redacted, but involves the phrase “sk8”] email is the best way to get ahold of me..
Scientific research demonstrates conclusively that the best way to get a job is to sit at home in your mother’s house and do nothing but post on Craigslist. International companies are standing by, just salivating to give high-paying jobs to seventeen year old kids who have never had a job before, can barely write an English sentence, drop their g’s when they write and have no idea what an apostrophe is, and who reveal themselves to be prone to using sk8r sp33k.
Stepping away from the computer and going outdoors to find employment is so 2005! Having qualifications is so 2007! Looking at actual job ads and responding to them is so March!
Although I must admit that part of me wants to protect this young, idealistic person from the onslaught of skeevy email he/she is about to get. *shudders*
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