YSaC, Vol. CXXXVI
DAMN RIGHT…. I ALREADY KNOW – 29
IF UR ELEGANT,SEXY& INTELLIGENT,IF UR CONSIDERED A DIME FELINE,THEN POSTING IS FOR U, CAUSE UR THE REASON IM ON CL AT THIS TIME. IF UR DANGEROUSLY FLAVORISH,SO FLY THAT ONCE SEEN MY EYES WOULD SAVOR IT,WHERE THERE ONCE WAS HESITATION,IM DONE WITH ALL THE PLAYIN,NOW IM CONIDERING LOOKING FOR U AS MY ONLY FAVORITE. IM FINDING MYSELF WANTING THAT PERFECT MATCH,U KNOW WHERE OUR HEARTS & SOUL BEGIN 2 MATCH & HONESTLY HONEYDROP PLEASE TELL ME WHATS “EFFIN” WITH THAT? ON A MISSION 2 BUILD WITH U ON SOME REAL “S**T, SOME HEARTFELT & POSITIVE ISSUES, USING TRANQUILITY & STABILITY TO CARESS UR SPIRITUAL,B4 EVEN THINKING ABOUT THE PHYSICAL.BECAUSE THEN R CONNECTION WILL B A REFLECTION OF MY CONSTANT & STEADY STRIVIN, SO THAT U WILL KNOW THAT IVE NEVER STOPPED REALIZIN,THAT U TRULY R & ALWAYS WILL B 2 ME ,MY PRINCESS CUT DIAMOND.SO UNTIL I CAN USE MY VOCAL ORGANISM,I HOPE IVE LEFT U WITH JUST A HINT OF MY SINCERE MAGNETISM,ILL END THIS POSTING SINCERE & COMPLETED STR8T FROM THE HEART WITH ZERO HYPOCRITICAL SENTENCES,JUST A REFLECTION OF MY HEART & WHAT IM ABOUT,IN CLOSING JUST WHAT MY TRUE ESSENCE IS.IF THIS POSTING SPEAKS 2 U & UR FEELING THIS,PLEASE LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.{ ME & U AGAINST THE WORLD BABY!!!}
Blondie submits this saying, “Um. I think he’s trying to rhyme. I think. What’s a dime feline?”
Well, Blondie … Someone with the name Dime Feline is on Facebook, and from the one picture I can see she looks “dangerously flavorish.” Perhaps we have a match? Maybe he could consider looking for her as his only favorite? (There might be others, but they obviously wouldn’t be his favorites.)
Unfortunately, it says she’s in NY, and our prospective paramour was in the South, so that’s going to be a problem; after all, he wants to use his “vocal organism.” [I’m not even sure if that’s legal.] So it looks as though my attempts at matchmaking are for naught.
But at least there are zero hypocritical sentences, even if that doesn’t quite rhyme with “essence is”. That’s a better rhyme than “strivin”, “realizin” and “diamond”, anyway.
And it’s a darn sight better than the people who just want to cheat on their wives.
Thanks for the submission, Blondie!
Vocal organism??
Is that like strep bacteria or something?
I must find this man. And make him mine. Does it matter that I am allergic to cats? Can I be a dime swan?
His computer must have run out of lowercase letters.
I like how he rhymes “match” with “match.”
WHY do people insist on using shortcuts like “B4” “B” and “2”?? That just annoys me. If he didn’t use those shortcuts, I would be on my way South to find him! I have some friends who he’d be purr-fect for!
adatingdiary: How about a dime gerbil, or something? Are those hypoallergenic?
Rebecca: It’s better than the easily imaginable alternative rhyme for “match”.
I have to say… your website wins the amazing contest!
1) WOW! I’ve always wanted someone to use their vocal organism to caress my spiritual…anybody got his number?
2)”IF UR ELEGANT,SEXY& INTELLIGENT” – by the end of his ‘poem’, anyone that this applies to has already stopped reading.
dime feline= 10 cent pussy?
A Dime Feline is an Internal Rhyme.
Obviously.
(I’m sorry. I had to.)
Dime feline = pussy that rates a 10?
Guys, I don’t think it’s poetry. I think he’s trying to rap smoothly. If that’s the case, he should’ve included a link to a Youtube video of a live performance; that would be MUCH more effective and informative for the ladies.
Ugh. Sadly, I know several ladies who would not hesitate to contact this lyrical Cassanova….