free set of couch
i have a confertable set of couches that i give away, this couches are in fear condition. but is free no purchase so come and pick up. bring truck and someone can help you . [address]. call before you come. you can come from 6 p.m to 8 p.m but call firts.
Lindsay sends this one in, saying:
“*ring ring* Yes, hello, Firts? Hi there, Firts, I’m calling about the free set of couch. Is they still available? Ah, wonderful. Now tell me something, Firts, is they indeed as confertable as you say? When you mention fear condition, are we talking Nightmare on Elm Street fear or The Grudge 2 fear? There’s a huge difference, you know. And how is it that I’m able to call you when you don’t list your phone number?”
Thanks, Lindsay, although I think you’re being a little hard on poor Firts. He’s obviously in a fear condition over those ugly couches. And it’s obvious how you’re able to call him — the call is coming from inside the house!
Anyway, since I’m all about philanthropy and doing good deeds here at YSaC, I’ve matched Firts — who has couches he’s clearly afraid of and would like to give away — with the fellow in this next post:
Wanted: Couch and chair – $1
If you have a good, clean used couch and easy chair that you don’t want/need anymore, I would gladly take it. I was recently in an automobile accident and the old couch and chair I have is killing my back! I have a few musical instruments that if I had to, I would trade for the furniture. Please if you have anything, would you email me? Thank you all.
This gentleman is obviously already in a fear condition, so I think the set of couch and he would get along just fine. If he’s really lucky, he might also happen to find a set of teeth lying around somewhere.
Thanks for the post, Cindy!
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