YSaC, Vol. 1599: Sylvia Plath meets Kickstarter.
Donate for a good cause: stop the loathing
what if i said, there are people out there who are self loathing? this is bad, no human should feel this way,
in order to feel better about you and your “life” i think that you should forward your loathing into a positive route, and help save the loathing people by donating
money goes to the fund for the loathing center. online.
donate any amount you like,
[paypal account here]
lets make this place a better place,
enjoy your day and hope to see your donations go to a good cause
Wait … if I’m filled with self-loathing, I’m supposed to channel that self-loathing and donate money to a foundation that’s dedicated to helping people afflicted with self-loathing by getting self-loathing people to donate to the foundation?
Anyway, it doesn’t matter, as I’ve already made my maximum donation to the Save the Gerbets Foundation this year.
Thanks, Tammy!
Wait, what!? There are self loathing people who have a “life”?! Maybe they should change the channel to something more positive. But I won’t be donating to help these poor people get cable. They’ll have to take what they can from network.
Good morning, self loathing snarkers everywhere!
And of you need me, I’ll be between my mattress and box spring clutching my avocado pears.
Fear and Loathing on craigslist: A Savage Journey to the Fart of the American Dream.
If you donate to the loathing center . online. is it an IRS 501 (c)(3) “qualified organization” so you can take a tax deduction?
On second thought, the IRS itself is an online loathing center. I already gave at the office.
My snark didn’t want to get out of bed this morning. I just loath my self when that happens. If only I could pay money to a foundation, that would make me feel so much better.
I bet the PalPal account is Cha-ChingatMoney.Talkstome.networth
“Money goes to the fund for the loathing center.online.”
Now wait….I’m a little confused….are they FOR or AGAINST self loathing????
Maybe we need MORE self loathing in the world…..
Yes.
I would donate to the Loathing Center, but I’ve already pledged my support to the Human Fund.
Money for People.
Elebenty doors for Seinfeld reference.
ok, somebody ‘fess up–was this in Missed Connections, or in Casual Encounters?
C’mon guys>>>>let’s save the whales!….(for lunch tomorrow)
don’tcha just love whale ala king?
What the world needs now..is loath..self loath….
it’s the only thing ..that there’s just too little of..
What the world needs now..is loath..self loath…
no not just for me… but for everyone!!!…
Save the whales – collect the whole set.
No thanks. I’ve eaten whale. Never again.
Actually, you paste this into a Welsh translator and it makes a bit more sense. If one where you have to allow things like soylent mauve is made of curried wombat * e(salmon treats) / turnip marmite.
That, or it gets all Chaucerean saucy with roote beig pierc-ed thrue on blushe ckeekes o’ dawnt Aprile whon hath (ae no hathe) blewn moste excellent-ly.
Well, being punched and put in a box does a lot to alleviate my self loathing! I’ll turn off the oven. For now….
Miss Mommy, just don’t blow out the pilot light!….Thanks!!
The box is a good place to be. Especially since experiencing brainsplodey yesterday.
I’d love to donate to the Loafing Center! Their sourdough is heavenly.
And their Lay-Z-Boys are divine.
Positive Route is the name of my Christian One Direction cover band.
So wait… if I hate myself for no good reason, and then give Sparky all my money, then I’ll actually have a good reason to hate myself?
Oh creamy nougat center, how I hate thee…
Remember to be careful when you forward your loathing. I can’t stand those people who Reply-All their loathing.
I see a certain Nigerian prince is on the skids again after his last round of letters didn’t make it to politicians or bankers as he’d hoped.
Besides, if you don’t stop the “self-loathing” you’ll go blind.
At least that’s what my mama said.
So, I should have someone else loathe me instead? Hmmm, sounds kinky.
Loathe-On: Apply directly to the forehead!
I have to say, it’s a little light on the literary references today. No offense.*
*this may or may not be true
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.
I was going to comment on the sarcasm around self-loathing people having a “life” and how that’s probably not helping their loathing any, but then I read it again. It seems that all of us who are blissfully ignorant of the tribulations of self loathing are the ones who don’t really have a life. I guess without that pain to measure our happy times, we’re all just soulless automatons trapped in the shallow end of experience. Who knew Sparky could be so philosophical?
Oh, no, wait- it is sarcasm. Okay, all is right with the world.
I’d like to donate all my loathing. Also my boredom and itchiness. I have a lot to give.
Ooh, what a great idea, Silvia! I’d like to donate my lazy.
One and Miss MNN, if ee cummings wrote Monty Python sketches, how would we know? Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Self Loathers Anonymous!