YSaC, Vol. 1674: Now I wanna find your dog

2014 March 7
by dan

free to good home


free chow mix year old to good home grate with kids and other pets moving and cant take him give me a call with any ? thanks for looking ### ### #### thatnks

And by “thanks for looking,” we mean “thanks for looking for the dog.” Because we have no idea where he is.

Thanks for the post, Stephanie!

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  1. 2014 March 7
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    That fuzzy friend looks suspiciously like a clematis. I bet it’s really great at staying.

    Adores: 5
  2. 2014 March 7
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    And climbing.

    Adores: 5
    • 2014 March 7

      But is he good with kids and other garden plants?

      Adores: 2
      • 2014 March 7
        nojazzhere permalink

        My dog sniffed my monitor, and immediately tried to urinate on it….that definitely indicates another dog HAD been in the picture at some point.

        ..by the way….pretty purple flowers….beautiful plummage, er, foliage….

        Adores: 7
  3. 2014 March 7
    CapnMac permalink

    Hmm, if Sparky here is a goat, then “grate” could equate to the lattice.

    We are left to infer that the dog breed known as a chow is meant.

    On that note, what a low-life. Chows are known for their tendency to single-bond to only one person. Spark here is just going to dump their dog on some person who will always be Not-Pack-Leader. So, the dog has to cope with separation anxiety; pack estrangement, and a sense of being given over to “enemy.” What a winner–Spark’ is lucky I don’t get to arbitrate such things.

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 March 7

      I assume, if you could, that it would involve several shurikens and flashy jump-flips, right?

      Adores: 3
    • 2014 March 7
      Windrose permalink

      On the other hand, this Chow may have early on taken a dislike of Sparky and holds him in contempt. Therefore, the dog placed the ad and wants to find someone else to bond with. Unfortunately, obedience class didn’t cover selfies.

      Adores: 4
  4. 2014 March 7

    Best. Camo. Ever.

    Adores: 10
  5. 2014 March 7
    Calvin permalink

    “In this picture, there are forty-seven dogs. None of them can be seen. In this film, we hope to show you how not to be seen.”

    Adores: 10
    • 2014 March 7

      But only if you are a dog.

      Adores: 4
      • 2014 March 7

        What if I’m wearing a dog-suit?

        Adores: 3
    • 2014 March 7
      Windrose permalink

      Did you just hear an explosion?

      Adores: 2
      • 2014 March 7
        Brer Fox permalink

        OOOOOWWWWWWOOOOOO!
        I am not.a.dog!

        Adores: 3
  6. 2014 March 7

    This is a sneaking ad, Chow-mix. The use of stealth is required.

    Use the optical camouflage in your inventory to slip past the lattice fence!

    …Chow-mix?

    Chow-mix?!

    CHOOOOOOW-MIIIIIIIIIX!!!

    Adores: 5
    • 2014 March 7
      One Moving Violation permalink

      When I read the ad, I read “mix year old” which is confusing because we don’t know if the chow is twenty-five or six to four. Is the left-wing really pinko? Colonel Sanders, what a bore. Is Sparky talking dog years, human years, perennials? Perhaps Sparky is talking food and it is years past it’s expiration date.
      Oh yes, and take note. If you have pets that are not moving, maybe because they are past their expiration date, this may not be the chow for you.

      Adores: 3
  7. 2014 March 7
    camille permalink

    Does the chow mix theme song go like this?

    Chow chow chow chow
    Chow chow chow chow
    Chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow

    Adores: 10
  8. 2014 March 7
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I don’t remember what I learned about color, so maybe someone can explain it to me. Many chows are black and black is either all of the colors or none of the colors depending on whether we are talking light or reflective surfaces. Am I right so far? If the chow is none of the colors, then it is invisible, right? If the chow is all of the colors, then that is where the “mix” part of the chow shows through because we can only see green, violet, brown, gray…

    Or if we just go by the date stamp, the chow ran down to 7-11 while Sparky was fiddling with the camera.

    Adores: 3
  9. 2014 March 7

    Well it’s obvious the dog wasn’t there in 2010. But maybe the timer on Sparky’s camera was just off by a few years and he’s there now.

    Adores: 4
  10. 2014 March 7
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Technically more of a trellis than a grate, but with kids and other pets moving, it’s hard to focus.

    BTW, kids don’t always make the best pets. Just sayin’. You might want to think about getting a dog or something.

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 March 7
      Windrose permalink

      A parrot. As smart as Sparky, can live to be 75 or 80 years. Eats shoots and leaves.

      Adores: 2
      • 2014 March 7
        mudslicker permalink

        In Soviet Russia, shoots and leaves eats YOU!

        Adores: 4
        • 2014 March 7
          Demon Duck of Doom permalink

          Unless you’re Soviet Yoda, then eat YOU, shoots and leaves do.

          Adores: 3
        • 2014 March 8
          windrose permalink

          Said that, she did.

          Adores: 0
      • 2014 March 7
        Alice Lorenz-Wilcox permalink

        Windy, it’s not like you to insult parrots. Don’t you mean smarter than Sparkies?

        Adores: 0
    • 2014 March 7
      CapnMac permalink

      The problem with kids is that they turn into goats. And the nannies need milking, and the billies will butt whatever they cannot chowchew.

      Adores: 3
  11. 2014 March 7
    limelolly permalink

    Chow Mix….is that anything like Meow Mix? If so, I must decline as I have already eaten. Year old Chow Mix is probably inedible, anyway.

    Adores: 2
  12. 2014 March 7
    Otter permalink

    Windy, don’t insult parrots! You meant smarter than Sparkies, right?

    Adores: 1
    • 2014 March 8
      windrose permalink

      You’re right, Otter! I apologize to parrots everywhere! 8)

      Adores: 0
  13. 2014 March 7
    Ralph permalink

    Grate Expectations?

    Adores: 3
  14. 2014 March 7
    Innana permalink

    The ad says “moving”; and I guess this chow really did!

    Adores: 3
  15. 2014 March 7
    Ninja Chow permalink

    Legend has it that the chow is evolved from bears and lions. Lions are cats, all cats are ninjas and therefore chows are ninjas. So the chow is there, we just can’t see him because you know – ninjas.
    On a side note, I agree with the Cap’n, Sparky’s a jerk.

    Adores: 5
  16. 2014 March 7
    Brer Fox permalink

    And by “thanks for looking,” we mean “thanks for looking for the dog.” Because we have no idea where he is.

    Psst! He’s behind the lattice.

    Adores: 2
  17. 2014 March 8
    Ralph permalink

    Tastes grate, less filling.

    Adores: 1
  18. 2014 March 8
    Tankerbell permalink

    free chow mix year old to good home grate with kids and other pets

    You mean this is an ad for a dog? I thought it was a recipe for year-old chow mix, which you then grate with kids and other pets. You know, to make a tasty topping for ice cream.

    Adores: 2

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