YSaC, Vol. 222: Stimulus package needed.

2009 February 25

Help Me… – m4w – 22 (MY pants)

I am recently laid off from my job and feels like im going no where fast. Im lonely and horny. I would like to find a girl that will give me a bj if it leeds to more that is fine. I just need to get my rocks off. Respond with pics and then I will respond back to you with pics and info. Soooo…..please help me.

You know the economy is doomed when an unemployed 22-year-old is having trouble finding a girl willing to provide oral services with no strings attached. Back during the Internet Boom, there were free hummers galore. You didn’t even have to ask. Now? How far we have fallen. Oh, the humanity.

12 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 February 25

    If it “leeds to more” he’s cool with that? How big of him. ‘Cause yeah, some chick’ll be so transported with joy, giving a bj to a loser, that she’ll just have to toss him down and bang him.

    Or not.

    I’m voting not.

    Adores: 2
  2. 2009 February 25
    Sam permalink

    Well..it is a tough economy and you did just get laid off…..*gets down on knees*

    Adores: 0
  3. 2009 February 25
    PrincessLuceval permalink

    Geez, so many economic innuendos, so little interest.

    I think I would send a picture of a bottle of hand lotion.

    Adores: 3
  4. 2009 February 25
    Courtney permalink

    This kid must not understand what bars are for. He doesn’t have to be able to afford to get drunk, just find the really drunk girl with really low self-esteem. So much easier than posting a personals ad. I’m just sayin’.

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  5. 2009 February 25
    cmc permalink

    Loving the location… MY pants. Very clever. Nobody’s ever made that joke before. BJ, comin up!

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  6. 2009 February 25

    If he’d just post this in m4m, labelling himself pure str8, he’d have no end of offers.

    Adores: 2
  7. 2009 February 25
    Jane permalink

    There’s a certain bittersweet irony in the fact that he sucks at Craigslist.

    Adores: 5
  8. 2009 February 25
    Elle permalink

    And I will never again be able to hear the phrase “stimulus package” without giggling like a horny 14-year-old.

    Adores: 0
  9. 2009 February 25
    Manda permalink

    Geez….I wasn’t aware that bj’s were an accepted form of charity these days! I guess I’ll have to cross “Do more charity work” off of my New Year Resolution list!

    Adores: 1
  10. 2009 February 25
    drmk permalink

    I wonder … if that’s considered charity, are knee pads tax deductible?

    Adores: 1
  11. 2009 February 26
    Courtney permalink

    I’ve tried…..got me audited, so…. you know, a girl has to do what a girl has to do. Got a refund. 😉

    Adores: 6
  12. 2009 November 13

    I’m thinking someone pathetic enough to answer this doesn’t really need pics and info, does she?

    Adores: 0

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