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YSaC, Vol. 222: Stimulus package needed.

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Help Me… – m4w – 22 (MY pants)

I am recently laid off from my job and feels like im going no where fast. Im lonely and horny. I would like to find a girl that will give me a bj if it leeds to more that is fine. I just need to get my rocks off. Respond with pics and then I will respond back to you with pics and info. Soooo…..please help me.

You know the economy is doomed when an unemployed 22-year-old is having trouble finding a girl willing to provide oral services with no strings attached. Back during the Internet Boom, there were free hummers galore. You didn’t even have to ask. Now? How far we have fallen. Oh, the humanity.

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12 responses to “YSaC, Vol. 222: Stimulus package needed.”

  1. Lorelie Avatar
    Lorelie

    If it “leeds to more” he’s cool with that? How big of him. ‘Cause yeah, some chick’ll be so transported with joy, giving a bj to a loser, that she’ll just have to toss him down and bang him.

    Or not.

    I’m voting not.

  2. Sam Avatar
    Sam

    Well..it is a tough economy and you did just get laid off…..*gets down on knees*

  3. PrincessLuceval Avatar
    PrincessLuceval

    Geez, so many economic innuendos, so little interest.

    I think I would send a picture of a bottle of hand lotion.

  4. Courtney Avatar
    Courtney

    This kid must not understand what bars are for. He doesn’t have to be able to afford to get drunk, just find the really drunk girl with really low self-esteem. So much easier than posting a personals ad. I’m just sayin’.

  5. cmc Avatar
    cmc

    Loving the location… MY pants. Very clever. Nobody’s ever made that joke before. BJ, comin up!

  6. Paul B Avatar
    Paul B

    If he’d just post this in m4m, labelling himself pure str8, he’d have no end of offers.

  7. Jane Avatar
    Jane

    There’s a certain bittersweet irony in the fact that he sucks at Craigslist.

  8. Elle Avatar
    Elle

    And I will never again be able to hear the phrase “stimulus package” without giggling like a horny 14-year-old.

  9. Manda Avatar
    Manda

    Geez….I wasn’t aware that bj’s were an accepted form of charity these days! I guess I’ll have to cross “Do more charity work” off of my New Year Resolution list!

  10. drmk Avatar
    drmk

    I wonder … if that’s considered charity, are knee pads tax deductible?

  11. Courtney Avatar
    Courtney

    No.
    I’ve tried…..got me audited, so…. you know, a girl has to do what a girl has to do. Got a refund. 😉

  12. Fraulein N Avatar
    Fraulein N

    I’m thinking someone pathetic enough to answer this doesn’t really need pics and info, does she?

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