YSaC, Vol. 456: Imaginary Landscapes – $10
$10 FOR RANDOM ITEMS!! NEED GONE!
RANDOM ITEMS MUST SELL TOGETHER.JUST TAKE IT!!! TIRED OF SEEING IT.. WHAT U DO WITH IT DONT CARE CAN RESALE OR USE IT..
SELLING FOR $10CASH
SMOKE FREE PET FREE HOME
Ah, yes, random items. Clearly these folks have a yen for the stochastic. They are going to put all their items in a room, and then roll dice, or better yet, toss the I Ching to determine which items are to be sold together.
But wait… this can’t be random. They keep using the word “It”. They are tired of seeing “it.” They don’t care what you do with “it”. You can resale OR use “it.” So it’s random, but it’s also an “it.”
How to resolve this dilemma?
Clearly, this person has several different “it”s and needs to randomly determine which ones you take home for $10 bucks.
Thanks for the submission, Terrie!